I just bought a small piece of fois gras. What the hell do I do with it?
Eat it on toast.
eat it with a platter of fine cheeses, quince jelly and dried figs.
Serve it to a vegan, saying it's flavored soy paste.
is it cooked or raw?
microwave it on high for 30 secs
pour into non-stick skillet on medium heat
make grilled cheese
>>7646779
>skillet
>grilled
Why are you here?
>>7646784
you can call it a roastie toastie semen hostie for all the fucks I give
I was just trying to give op some mediocre advice
>>7646796
You're strange.
>>7646722
I wish that metal stick was my peepee
This is a really good thread. Well done, /ck/
>>7646722
is that goose having fun?
>>7646966
Who cares? Its food. The only thing that matters is how tasty it is when its dead
>>7646722
>What the hell do I do with it?
Spread it on Buttered toast and enjoy it.
Nothing more I can say.
>>7647021
And how exactly do you spread a piece of liver?
>>7647024
Ask her to bend over and hold it spread open with her hands, then use a speculum to handle the rest
>>7647024
>fois gras
I read it as Pâté my bad.
Never eaten it apart from Pâté form, but enjoy it anyway.
Throw it in the trash.
Shit taste like how cat food smells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzDJA3xkAEM
>>7646722
boil it
>>7646722
>that image
Humans are some sick fucks.
-Corrected- French are some sick fucks.
Sear it in a pan with butter then eat it with some type of jam or something on a baguette
>>7647133
> muslims
> human
>>7647024
Liver is fairly soft and spreadable. Especially when cooked. Alternatively you could make fois gras pate. Same principle just sear then blend with some sweated shallots and whatever else you want
>>7647076
Id do anything to have lived back then to have the opportunity to be this guys sous or kitchen bitch
>>7646799
You know that website we're on right?
>>7646966
If it enjoys deep throating it is
>>7646722
Duck can't handle the cheeky banter