/ck/ What's you favorite hot sauce at the moment? What's your collection looking like?
pic related- I just got this off amazon
The icon. The legend.
>>7646285
Habanero Tabasco is tasty. Don't care much for the original.
Coming in the mail tomorrow
>>7646292
That pic reminded me of a sauce that I LOVED and forgot about until now. I need to order a bottle or go to Galveston, this stuff was the greatest flavor enhancer. I'd compare it to Tabasco in that it doesn't overpower food or steal the show, it enhances stuff and gives it a boost.
>>7646285
Straight vinegar
>>7646320
If you can handle heat I recommend this sauce. It may be hot as fuck, but God damn it is really fucking good.
Op here, just tried the tiniest fucking drop of Black Mamba and fucking Christ that shit burns. I expected it, but fuck son.
Get on my level, lads. Pirate sauce is the future.
>Tomato
>Scotch bonnet peppers (hotter than habanero)
>Garlic
>Lemon juice
>>7646282
Probably got 50 or so in rotation picked up along the way.
This one came out of left field. Some mexican-made sriracha in a water bottle that just tastes flavorful as fuck. Beats rooster, shark, or any of the others I've bought. (on that note, kikkoman doesn't have the best flavor but more heat than most others, and Frank's is just the worst sriracha I've ever tasted).
I'd have to say that I'd categorize at the most basic levels of hot sauce: all purpose (mainly pepper puree), vinegary, mexican, and sriracha. Making your own usually yields the tastiest results. Hatch green chilis, tomatillos, kiwi, honey, garlic, and onion was my most recent and best concoction. It was gone in a month.
>>7646328
I don't do heat like I used to, I just like flavor enhancing hot sauces. I used to have a huge collection of meme sauces but now I like Tabasco, Crystal, and El Yucateco.
>>7646292
>Captain Phardtpounder
>Colon Cleaner
>Looks like actual diarrhea
I put cilantro, garlic, salt, lemon juice and chili peppers in a blender and make a nice green sauce. No cooking, lasts for weeks.
El Yucateco
Yo u think she on that ghost pepper shit???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q29F1jPvNk
This.
>>7646445
>Heinz
Flyover detected
>>7646457
It's either that or Tabasco there.
>>7646445
Interesting, I was unaware that Heinz even made a hot sauce. Got Food Club (regional Brand X) hot sauce once, it was actually kind of interesting. Like a middle road between tabasco, louisiana, texas pete, and franks. Not as vinegary as the first three, but not quite pureee and all around of frank's.
Generics sometimes turn out to be neat.
One of my favorite things to do is to let my fat chinese baby roam around public parks and eat things she finds on the ground. This time, she got some hot sauce and it made for a great video and a great day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ees6pfLZa8
These are my 3 favorites
>>7646679
Fuck off with that shit.
>>7647505
And this one
>>7646292
I think that's form the same line as Dr assburns
What do you lot use your hot sauce on?
I really like this. It's actually not very hot for being a habanero sauce at all, so you can dump a lot on. It think it lacks heat and kick but man is the flavor good
No love for Frank's?
.
>>7647792
Secret Aardvark is the shit.
When they finally go nationwide they're going to explode, and /ck/ flyovers will be calling it meme sauce a decade from now.
I miss that old bottle design with the spout.
>>7647849
Good but not hot enough
ITT - 18 suckers who fell for a meme
My first hot sauce
>>7646457
Flyover is the new meme word
Meaningless
>>7647513
chuckled
>>7648516
thank you kindly texas pete
I 'accidentally' order in a case of this every now and again at the supermarket I work at because it's not something we, or anyone else in the local area, stocks.
>>7648650
You are a hero.
>"""collecting""" hot sauces
You are the worst type of people
>>7647511
>Tropical Pepper Company
That shit is watered-down garbage.
>>7646287
Had some yesterday, was a bit spicier than the normal kind. Nice taste.
>>7648318
The ultimate may may sauce
>>7648474
No, it's not meaningless. It means shit-kicker motherfuckers who live in little pisswater towns and have zero idea of what good food actually is.
>>7646282
texas pete hotter hotsauce
95 cents
fuck your amazon shit probably sucks
I have great results with Peri Peri hot. I've yet to try extra hot
>>7648864
Ultra faggot of the pussy cock sucker of the year award goes to you little faggot bitch fucking prick bastard faggot
>>7648822
People eat Heinz in New York
It's meaningless
>>7648842
just started making my way through a bottle of this today. weird; very sweet, then very spicy. i don't know if i like it, but it was good in my beans & rice.
>>7648873
Hot is so great. Did you know that there's an extra extra hot?
>>7648822
>what good food actually is
Jesus fucking Christ
>>7648864
Bro, you can't handle this shit. Three ingredients. Habañeros, vinegar, and fucking capsaicin.
>>7646285
This man knows whaddup boiiii
>>7648822
enjoy your high rent and crime, shitfucker
Alaga hot sauce, Texas pete, green Tabasco.
>>7649694
>fucking capsaicin
oh nooo the thing in bell peppers
>>7651359
Why don't I EVER see sontava in these threads? Does nobody know about it or something? Is it universally hated?
>>7651394
I've never heard of it.
>>7651394
Is it like a dry rub? Or like cayenne powder but habanero? Enlighten me, I love new things.
>>7651554
it's a sauce not a dry rub. just a really solid sauce with a sort of unusual taste because of a bit of carrot content. can go on just about anything. my dad used to order it by the case when i was a kid.
>>7646285
Way overpriced and not even that hot.
>>7651394
>made in belize
>distributed through austin
I'm guessing it's pretty regional, because I've never heard of it. Secret Aardvark gets posted often, but that's everywhere in the Pacific Northwest.
>>7651568
Sounds interesting, thank you Anon, sir. I'mma buy some for the spice cabinet from Azumazon because.
>>7651601
Quite welcome! Hope you enjoy!
>>7646376
This
Side note, what are your guys' favorite el yucateco flavors? All I've had is the red and XXXtra hot, the extra hot had a lot better habenero flavor I thought. According to their website the green is spicier than the red, is it any good?
![1191CC-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6wFCZV3.jpg "1191CC-2[1].jpg")
I just went through a bottle of this, it was very tasty on a variety of stuff but not as hot as I expected since most Dave's sauces are supposed to have some burn. Think I'm gonna step up to the Temporary Insanity sauce next
>>7651630
Green is hot and good, slightly less smoky in flavor but retains the heat. It may be hotter than red. It's breddy gud.
![schadenfreude_jar-hot-sauce-bottle[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RsyQjFb.png "schadenfreude_jar-hot-sauce-bottle[1].png")
I've been trying this sauce from a local company in my hometown, the name means "pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others" in German, which is accurate since it's made with ghost pepper and some extracts. Super smoky flavor though and has been interesting on burgers and stuff
>>7646285
It's shit
![preview-green[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mbUUOW4.jpg "preview-green[1].jpg")
>>7646285
>>7651669
Tried at Chipotle
Zero heat, and I've only been using hot sauce for like 2 months tops
I hate the "green = mild" perception that Americans seem to have (speaking as one). I love a good hot Verde.
I ended up stealing the smoky chipotle Tabasco out of spite, I wanted to steal this too but it sucked
>>7647889
I'm happy someone else knows about this gem of habanero goodness
hey do any of y'all subscribe to Fuegobox? i dont fall for ads often, but it's something i've been considering because hot sauce is a good thing i need more of in my life. any of you guys have experiences?
>>7649589
holy FUCK
>>7649601
You're missing the point, fuckboy. No shit people in NY eat Heinz. But that sure as hell is not their only option, and most NYers would never say some bullshit like Heinz is the best ever. That's what Flyovers do. They think their incredibly bland and limited tastes are the best in the world.
>>7649626
You buttmad, flyover boy?
>>7651283
Enjoy your trailer and nightlife at the one bar in your garbage dumpster of a town, which is also the bowling alley and the VFW.
>tfw ran out of Daves
Thinking of getting this when I have the money spare
http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=49
>>7646282
This makes me shit fire every time. I usually only do a couple drops on pizza or something.
>>7646292
Was gonna grab this earlier today at a store. Is it supposed to be good?
>>7646329
This one is actually enjoyable.
>>7646376
These are okay if there's no other sauces available. Generic mexican table salsa.
>>7647511
Not a fan of the taste of this one.
>>7647849
enjoyable.
>>7648516
I can put this on anything.
as for me, I just grabbed this extract the other day at a store that sells hot sauces in my area.
jesus fucking christ, this shit feels like it's piercing your tongue.
>>7652047
I should add that when you open the bottle this shit is solid. You have to boil the bottle in water to be able to add it to anything.
>>7652047
nice micropenis dude
>>7648516
My go to for years
Oh god, why did I fucking do this
>be me
>earlier today
>friends have been consistently mocking me for weeks that I can't handle spicy food, and gain the nickname 'spice pussy'
>bring in bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce
>drink hot sauce straight in front of everyone
>all of it
>5 minutes later go to bathroom
>my stomach starts to hurt bad
>lie down on floor, shit hurts too bad to stand
>bell rings, in too much pain to go to class
>15 minutes later teacher walks in with all of the class following
>lying on floor groaning, clutching my sides as the hot sauce is slowly burning a hole in my stomach
>everyone laughs
>get sent home
>pleasekillme.jpeg
>>7653798
>being underage
>>7653798
Awful
The bestest
>>7653798
Lmao how did you think that anything else would happen
Does anyone know a sauce that has the flavor of Tabasco but with more heat?
>>7648842
my brother. this stuff is great. can be hard to find though
>>7649620
It's not at my giant eagle, but I'll stay on the lookout
>>7651927
>fuckboy
Opinion discarded
Their manufacturing place is down the road from me, love it. My most recently haul. 2 aren't hot sauce, but goddamn that garlic habenero ranch is delicious.
>>7654518
Northeast bros, if you have a Wegman's nearby, try thier brand jalapeno hot sauce. It's actually really fucking good. Tastes a lot like the Taco Bell Fire sauce, but better flavor and more heat.
>>7655069
>Wegman's
I'll have to try it, there's on right down the road.
Personally, I like this shit. Hard to find tho.
Extra hot variety. Perfect blend of flavor and heat. Gotta live the Mexicans
>>7657283
Img
So, like, guys...
I really want to make my own hot sauce, I have no idea how to go about doing it to be honest. I know I could google it but there might be an actual cook here who has experience with it. For reference, I plan on using these exact bottles, as I ordered 6 of them last month for oil and what not:
>>7647792
>>7655053
I tried that and it doesn't taste like regular Tabasco tho
>>7646282
did you have to hold it in your disgusting fucking hand? why not just set it down on your desk and take the picture?
Was gifted one of these by my parents and I have to say it has a wonderful taste, nice acidity similar to tabasco but with a richer taste and more heat.
>>7646287
stop shilling, tabasco is the fucking worst hot sauce you can possibly buy, it's just terribly flavored water and capsaicin. The habenero variety tastes like vomit, it's not even anywhere near as hot as a habanero as well. Hot sauces should be thick and preserve the taste of the actual pepper. Tabasco does neither.
Who /Belize/ here?
>>7654449
I'm going to sue these people, officially rating something 12 out of 10 is impossible as the maximum score is 10. False advertising.
>>7647849
shitty vinegar
>>7657287
Not very hot but really addictive. I like the extra spicy version, has anyone tried it?
>>7649694
> I can eat spicier things than you
Cool, dude.
Cheap and good
>>7657681
My negro
>>7651933
Sounds pretty nice. Why are you so upset? You can move here anytime, we wont mind.
Culley's No.1
It it's not your favorite, you've never had it.
>Not making your own hot sauce
>zero mention of based Crystal
Y'all niggas are fucked
>>7651630
Kutbil-ik yucateco is fucking amazing.
The holy trinity. Sriracha, Tapatio and Tabasco.
![Golden-Toad-Hot-Sauce-Xtinction-Ghost-1024x1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NEEVecn.jpg "Golden-Toad-Hot-Sauce-Xtinction-Ghost-1024x1024[1].jpg")
Pretty good stuff. I use it in bloody marys the most.
>>7658696
Yes, you will mind. I will be a "commie" "city faggot" "liberal" and altogether not in your little small town, still-in-high school clique. Don't worry, though, I never will. I prefer having dinner options besides McDonald's and Bobbi Sue's Diabetic Nursing Home Greasy Food Flyover Diner Cafe.
>>7648842
it's got good flavor but it's too sweet for me. I like heat not sweet.
Really enjoying my bottle of Cholula. It tastes good on home fries and eggs
>>7659015
>salty: the post
I got a bottle of Lousiana and it tastes like salty balls. I don't know what to do with it.
>>7648822
No, on /ck/ it means 'not manhattan'. No more, no less. Literally every other square foot of the US is flyover to you retards. Miami? flyover. Atlanta? flyover. Vegas? flyover. Houston? flyover. SoCal? flyover. Honolulu? flyover.
My latest "go to", nice heat and flavor.
>>7646285
this stuff I I dump it all over chicken fried steak.
>>7647792
>sounds good, look it up, order a bottle
Thanks anon, it's really tasty.
In my experience only complete and total idiots like hot sauce on their food.
This entire thread is proof.
>>7657287
this is the only hot sauce that has ever given me indigestion for some reason
Which is the best Daves?
>>7659418
links a gif from who knows where.
>>7647849
none whatsoever
>>7658759
I second this. Crystal sauce is GOAT, with Louisiana sauce coming in close second. All these goofs with "Le Xtreme Sauce" stains on their fedoras need to gtfo.
>>7659015
Surprised you haven't been crushed to death by the weight of that enormous chip on your shoulder.
>>7658710
Dumb drakeposter
Now THIS is sriracha
>>7659391
Salty over what, exactly? Having access to an actual life and culture? Food choices? things to do? Seems to me more like the little small town boy who wishes he had a city life would be the salty one. I'm not jealous of anything you have. Because for everything you have, I have about 10 more options.
>>7659402
No. Not at all. Miami and Houston and Atlanta are not flyover. That little shitwater town of 5,000 you think is so important in Kansas, Nowhere IS.
>>7659409
>Chicken fried steak
Enjoy your diabetic shitkicker food
>>7659439
>Le may may sauce
>>7658759
>"Crystal"
Is that the same company that makes cheap ass gin liquors. lul fuck off pleb.
>>7660251
except actual happiness lmao. enjoy watching homeless people shit on the street you commie libtard
>>7659865
THIS is the best sriracha, mane.
>>7648516
literally all you need
fuck this "i'm going to turn eating my food into a dare" meme
>>7660622
True, but not all of them are "dare"-level hot. There's a lot of unique tastes in different sauces as well that don't overpower the flavor.
>>7646282
Johnny you're in japan, stop posting and go enjoy it
Not that hot but delicious as fuck
>>7646282
here's mine, tasty as fuck, a little bit sweet.
>>7646376
really? i've tried like 4 of those and all of them have been rather mediocre in terms of taste
>>7660267
It's nice you stupid cunt
![nixon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nmE6Uya.jpg "nixon[1].jpg")
>ctrl+f "secret aardvark"
good on ya cu/ck/s
>>7648474
It means someone not born, raised, and currently living in NYC, center of the fuckin universe.
>>7661107
yeah, that's what they said.
"meaningless"
any of these
>>7647792
i came here to post this. not too hot, but has a really good flavor to it.
>>7660389
>Commie libtard
Yep, I knew the flyover meme words would be coming out soon enough. There are no homeless people here, because they actually have resources to allow them to get on their feet and better themselves. Enjoy your garbage dumpster of a town, Cletus.
Cholula, Tapatio, and Lousiana is the holy trinity
>>7662733
>the holy trinity of hot sauces you can find at a walmart or rite aid
>>7661118
Exactly, everywhere that ain't fuckin NYC is fuckin meaningless.
>>7648474
People who pretend they don't know what "flyover" means are like people pretending that it's ambiguous what "America" means.
If they're not pretending then they know nothing about America and have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
>Actually using meme-sauce
Literally the worst, most pleb tier seasoning possible.
>>7663230
Were you trying to reply to someone in particular, or just calling the use of any form of bottled hot sauce the most pleb thing you could do, and making yourself look like an idiot?
Got some cannabis infused siracha from a dispensary for 20 dollars, as siracha and tobasco are my favorite mainstream sauces.
Besides that, i always keep a botte of Daves Insanity Sauce around, as ive known that brand since i was a child eating off of my dads plate. Itd
>>7660731
That shit tastes like actual dirt.
>>7663403
dood w33d LMAO
>>7663811
DUDE WEED LMAO
>have crohns disease
>enjoy spicy food too much
>it destroys my stomach
the things you do for love
>have fissured tongue
>eat spicy food all through my teens because loltastesgood
>tongue now looks like a brain
>eating anything vaguely spicy makes it feel like it's going to split into a thousand fleshy ribbons
I just want to be able to eat good curry again lads
Any of you clowns like this? I put it on nearly everything
>>7664640
Good in ramen (like MAMA brand)
>>7646282
This here is my big gun my poor dad almost had to go to the hospital after cleaning some up that fell on the floor
>>7646285
Why don't you just use vinegar?
