I've just had breakfast.
AMA.
I am having microwave spaghetti leftovers for breakfast. How do you find the motivation to cook in the morning?
>>7634395
I enjoy getting up early.
Seize the day.
>>7634400
Seizing the day with a 4chan AMA, wew lad.
>>7634392
Enjoy your disgustingly soggy sausage OP
>>7634410
Aside from the fact that your post doesn't make sense, I really doubt the OP is British and eating a full English on account of it being 14:12.
I can only imagine the smelly sticky turd that breakfast will produce. Enjoy your itchy butthole, op.
>>7634392
Pros:
>Black pudding is great
Cons:
>egg out on its own at the exterior of the plate
>only 1 egg, 1 sausage and 1 bacon
>1 and a half slices of bread (wtf?)
>supermarket frozen hash browns
>mushy tomato instead of firm grilled whole tomatoes
>way to many beans taking up most of the plate
>square plate
>all round presentation is poor and looks like it was plated up by an autist
1/10 would not eat
>>7634392
dear god I'm an Asian through and through but I would obliterate that English style breakfast in a second. can't stop the inner westaboo inside
>>7634392
I'd give this 5 stars but the tomatoes look gross and the hash browns do not belong
>>7634441
You seem to be quite the picky consumer.
>>7634392
>bread looks disgusting
>no mushrooms
>sausage looks awful, bacon medicore
>>7634392
I'm so sick of seeing the fucking baked beans for breakfast meme here.
>>7634392
If I consume roughly 12 beers a day (lonestar, so decent American pisswater), consume a diet mostly comprised of unprocessed foods and am reasonably active, how long will my liver hold out? 5'10, 150lbs, with no major medical issues, beyond my nightly alcoholism.
>>7634632
they say 10 years is enough to start causing real damage. I am fucked....started drinking dads rum before school when I was 15. On an empty stomach. Daily weed and tobacco smoker too. Try and eat well is the best thing I can say. Take multi-vitamins.
>>7634632
If you want any chance living past 60 drink as much water as you drink beer.
>>7634632
Stop before you're 30 and you should be a okay. Continue past that and enjoy dying at 56
>>7634392
Are those just literally canned diced tomatoes on that plate? Jesus.
>>7634392
oi m8 r u british
what bong is it
What's the consensus on the "english breakfast" meme?
>>7634392
How long did you spend on the shitter after that?
>>7634392
What's it like living under Sharia law?
Where are the mushrooms?
>>7636037
>bacon, sausage and black pudding.
>sharia law
lol
>>7634410
It has skin on you thick cunt.
>>7634441
>>7634392
I'll agree with this excellent post that the plating is horrendous
>that sausage obtrusively functioning as a phallic division
>rectangular mass of beans and triangular mess of tomato mush serving as some sort of grotesque, geometrical modern art statement in conjunction with the square plate
>protein sources just bordering the staples like a horrendous afterthought
>clashing colors are precisely and thoughtfully juxtaposed to induce queasiness and discomfort in the viewer
10/10... if your breakfast is a modern art masterpiece intended to induce suicidal thoughts in the art critic.
>>7636037
>sharia law
Missed all the pork products, genius?
>beans directly on the plate
savages
Now now this is not that kind of board, watch your language
>>7637270
Look at those sausages . .. . .. just look at them!
>>7637270
not even memeing, that is the worst "full" English I've ever seen.
>>7637284
would a vegan breakfast please his majesty instead?
>>7637284
What triggered you, faggot?
>>7637299
This is just awful.
>>7637299
What is the stuff on the bottom left and bottom right?
>>7634392
english breakfast is disgusting
>>7637324
Thank you for your useful contribution to this thread.
>>7634392
This is a real Britbong mans breakfast, not a restaurant photo-op!
Not toast but goodness filled, fried bread.
>>7637343
What's the purpose of a placemat that is almost entirely obscured by the plate?
>>7637349
Dunno really, force of habit I suppose.
haha this stuff is good and takes 5 minutes to make. haha pudding for breakfast.
>>7637388
97 cent! 97cent! ahhhahhahaaha hardy har
>>7634395
You stop making it groggy. It's a habit you need to break out of. Wake up, do your thing, don't force yourself to be energetic but don't feel miserable just because you don't have a lot of energy. That's the problem with a lot of people. Have a calm and relaxed morning.
When you suffer years with anxious sleep and mental disorders from an abusive childhood and an abusive home and have to actually make a conscious effort in figuring out why I can't sleep and enjoy your mornings, you'll see what you're overlooking.
>>7637449
nice blog
can't seem to find the subscribe button
>>7634605
>meme
>>7634441
What's wrong with a square plate?
>>7637343
get out you left handed freak.
>>7638606
Perfectly normal to use fork in dominant hand, since it does more work. You use your fork to stab, hold in place, scoop and transfer to mouth. Your knife is used on the odd occasion you need to cut, in which holding the food in place requires greater strength anyway.
Do you use your left hand for pasta? No knife needed there.
Right proper full English here:
>2 sausages
>2 rashers of bacon
>2 hash browns
>baked beans
>2 fried eggs
>black pudding
>mushroom
>1 slice normal toast
>1 slice of fried bread
>orange juice
>tea or coffee
>>7634392
do you normally stick to reddit tier food?
>>7638251
It triggers some random person on /ck/
>>7634392
Is that salsa?
>Blood sausage
Not bad
>>7634392
4/8, its missing a runny egg....you people are disgusting.
>>7634392
>1 egg
>over cooked
cya
>>7638606
>>7639088
No, I am 'cack-handed' .. I have always held my fork, in my right hand, but I write with it too and wear a watch on it.
The second anon said something about, cutting food up and using dominant hand . . . .. I understand Americans eat this way but in Britain we use the knife and fork simultaneously cutting as we go.
Even though the first anon called me a ' left handed freak' to some extent they are right!
I can't cook for shit. But some mornings I make some French toast for myself. Check the gif for how I make it. How to make the perfect French toast?
How long before your colon jumps ship?
>>7634400
NOTHING CAN BREAK US
NO ONE CAN MAKE US
GIVE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
ARISE AND SEIZE THE DAY
>>7641313
Sugar on toast? Fucking disgusting.
>>7639179
This girl knows how to make a real full english.
Though personally I'd up the bacon to 3.
