Let's get a cringe thread going
>english cuisine
>second only to the fins in utter shittiness
http://youtu.be/T4r91mc8pbo
>>7624710
Please end it, christ
>>7624704
Not getting HP
>>7624729
My Canadian coworker swears HP sauce is good.
>>7624730
>>7624710
what the fuck
>>7624695
I really don't know how to react correctly to that dish.
>>7624695
Should I Jack-dump?
>>7624710
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>>7624704
>still attempting le UK cooking meme
>date/time
>>7624741
Leaning on the door like that can be really dangerous. He's lucky that woman is sitting inside that fridge to weight it down.
>>7624710
I knew it was only a matter of time until someone posted this vid
>>7624710
I like this
http://youtu.be/pj7-qrH-ZY0
>>7625461
Looks like elk penis and milk gravy.
>>7624704
>fins
>not flips
At least fins know what a vegetable is.
>>7624730
what the fuck
>>7625536
This is from an actual restaurant btw.
>>7625536
What the hell is that even supposed to be?
>>7625536
What the fuck am I looking at. Fried Jello?
>>7625541
I wish this didn't still make me mad. But it does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
>mfw I'm confident in the sodium content.
>>7624730
id eat it
>>7625479
Thanks for this! Her videos are all glorious so far.
>>7625648
Banh Bo Nuong
>>7624730
this looks fine aside from the mustard
>>7624730
>>7624710
nothing cringe about this this is fucking hilarious
>>7625541
I read that left to right, and I was very confused when I got to the bottom.
>>7624730
NO FUCK
>>7625581
>>7624730
you're either some fat pregnant bitch who pretends she has craving
or a transgender faggot disgusting twot
>Bananas not even sliced properly
This triggers me the most.
>>7624730
tbqh the pb + siracha sauce combo is pretty epic
>>7625551
>served on a shovel
seriously, what the fuck
>>7625580
How about the fact there exists a cookbook made up entirely of this faggot's recipes.
And it is sold for money to people who buy it and pay money for it.
>>7625745
>>7625765
Hipster plating
>>7625551
i like this
>>7625765
a shovel with lead paint
>>7625741
>trannies have bad taste in food
since when is this a thing?
>>7625778
woah!
wtf!
why?
>>7625787
Since never. Dude's just being a faggot since they have better taste than to fuck him.
Bubble and Squeak, leftover vegetables from a Sunday Roast
>>7625741
I'm transgender and I don't eat anything like that
>>7624710
Why
>>7625778
>>7625458
If this is What i Think it is (cod caviar) its fucking delicious.
you too can make this bad boy
>>7624710
jesus fucking christ
>>7624710
PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP
>>7625551
>the shovel is on a plate
what the fuck
>>7625541
SO to laura lynn. Ingles is the shit
Every fucking time. For context, it's an Argentine chef cooking Mexican food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndJghHsbc4
>>7625896
>Cescent roll
>Crescent
Fucking yanks
>>7625879
>>7625919
Doesn't even know how to properly use a fucking tortilla press. You can't make this shit up.
>>7625901
>Remove Skin
REMOVE THE FUCKING SKIN
NO NO NO
>>7625928
Dude's English. The dude's yours.
>>7625901
>remove the skin
>>7625928
Ok I'll take the bait. what is the "correct" name then?
Crazy gahgah ewww
>>7625901
>remove skin
>>7625945
Fuck
>>7625950
Croissant
>>7625952
I love how apparent the guy writing the recipe doesn't know how to cook or either has a wife that can't cook worth a damn. Product of its time. (1977)
>>7625945
No he is not.
He lives in colorado
>>7625929
>>7625964
WAIT A MINUTE
THAT RECIPE IS JUST A CAN OF VEGETABLE SOUP, PLUS BEEF.
>>7625972
And onions
And canned vegetables
Learn to read ya dingus
>>7625886
>thinkin bout thos nails
>>7625987
>tfw my mom also used to use American "Cheese" Squares for lasagnas
>>7625917
Who is this artist so I can send him a message saying he fucking sucks.
Prepare yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY
>>7625995
>>7625995
Wut
>>7625960
Crescent Roll is made with one layer of dough then rolled into a crescent shape. (Typical bread dough rolled flat, usually.)
Croissants are made from about seven thin layers of pastery dough layered together then rolled into a crescent shape. That's why Croissants are so much more flakey...they have many tiny layers rolled into one.
>>7624710
I am in awe
>>7625536
It looks angry.
>>7624695
>>7625541
I'm dumb.
What's the big problem with this?
>>7626002
?JEZUS F'ING CHRIST THE EGGZ
Did she burn them in motor oil?
If she's feeding that to her son, it's child abuse.
The background looks like public housing
>>7625765
Pretty sure it's a reference to army food.
>>7625551
I don't see this issue with this.
I think it's hilarious.
>>7626012
Bullshit
>>7626032
you might be a savage...
>>7626012
laminated pastry is generally made using a 1/3rd, 1/3rd "book fold" which creates 3 layers per folding iteration. this is usually done between 3 and 5 times multiplying the number of layers to somewhere between 27 and hundreds...
>>7626037
That's kinda the idea though, isn't it?
The whole point of putting it on a shovel is because it's savage.
>>7624710
is this english
>>7626012
Who told you that ?
>>7625536
My trypophobia is slightly triggered
>>7625928
We call it a crescent roll because it's shaped like a crescent.
>>7625975
onions and canned vegetables are already in the can of vegetable soup. the redundant vegetables weren't lost on me.
>>7625739
this is actual cringe
>>7626050
Trypophobia?
What's that?
>>7626033
Your well thought out response will make me re-examine the facts. Thanks for your input. I guess a Cronut should just be called a doughnut
>>7626044
Fair enough, seven folds might be a better description but the number is arbitrary as far as I know. Its one layer vs many layers making an airier and flakier product.
>>7625898
its roasted kidneys
>>7626033
>>7626049
Not even him, but Google and common sense, and the fact Pillsbury has cans of both. And if you look at ingredients or try to make yourself, you'll realize one is flattened dough and one is puff pastry.
Crescent rolls were or are also called butterhorn rolls.
What is wrong with 4chan in general the past couple of weeks? I think people are trolling g but they are legitimately retarded. It isn't even summer yet.
>>7626058
Well where is the prof that this is a Thing ?
>>7626046
why risk your health just to act like a savage?
I'd eat off a shovel if it was some kind of fda approved plate but not gonna risk it eating at some hipster restaurant
>>7626067
>takes the time to capitalize thing but cannot add one more "o" to make it proof?
>>7626070
Why do you hate fun?
>>7626067
>public WiFi, now free and available under bridges
>>7626077
>>7626075
hes looking 4 the professor
>>7625902
that picture has reached MAXIMUM AUTISM
>>7626062
Eew
>>7626093
And a shape-shifting monster, apparently.
>>7626075
Im on a phone. Spell check is shit.
>>7626102
only the prof knows how to stop the Thing
>>7626104
Get SwiftKey. Shit is much better at predicting than stock keyboard for either IOS or Android.
>>7625907
>MEATloaf
>only uses beef
what a fucking pleb. you gotta add ground pork, ground veal*, and ground lamb to that recipe for it to be worth a damn
*I realize this is just another form of beef, but it will bring a different texture than conventional ground beef
>>7626120
That presentation is adorable for a toddler plate desu.
>>7626021
damn beat me :D
>>7626122
>toddler plate
nugs and 'roni is one of my favourite meals
>>7626132
You only eat 3 nuggers?
>>7625938
to be fair, if you're cooking chicken in a crock pot, you're not going to get a pleasant texture on the skin anyway. Maybe if you finish it under a broiler you could get a decent crisp on the skin, but that recipe is clearly for lazy people that aren't going to bother.
>>7626144
I don't have the kind of GBP to get more
>>7626145
Been brining a chicken since last night and about to roast in the oven. Any tips to get the skin crispy?
>>7626150
Nigger are you serious?
>Maybe if you finish it under a broiler you could get a decent crisp on the skin
>>7624710
Looking at his other video, is the point to his speaking to emulate a Japanese teen girl?
>>7626156
Oh please no, that makes it even creepier than it already is.
>>7626155
Well I'm gonna a roast in the oven at 400, not a crockpot, didn't know if that would change anything, shit.
>>7624897
Yeah
>>7626163
Crank the heat up at the end. brining adds a lot of water and makes the skin... mushy. Try to crisp it with heat without burning or drying out the meat.
>>7626120
WTF is that star, and how do I make one?
>>7626155
holy shit. thanks for blackup, my nigger
>>7626183
it is what it is, know what I'm sayin?
>>7626202
but what is it nignog
>>7626218
a star
>>7626223
made of?
>>7626120
When hipsters have kids...
>non-GMO ethically sources free range mac+cheese
>soy-tofu vegan chicken tendies
>tomato bisque puree reduction
>celestially empowered trans-cheese
cis-child age-non-normative plate $49.95
>>7626281
How do you get ranch to hold its form like that dammit?
>>7624695
It's smiling at me
>>7625550
lelel
>>7624730
As someone who has unironically consumed moringa as a food product, I say that that picture is a much more disgusting abomination.
>>7626130
RIP in peace /ck/ oldfag
>>7624710
He gets his voice to the perfect pitch and frequency to drill into my eardrums.
>>7626589
Sure, if you're a faggot and can't cook.
>>7626589
>a man and a can on the chan
>>7625648
Fuck vietnam
>>7626589
It's like they were made by a really corny dad trying to hard to be hip
>>7624710
What the actual fuck?
>>7624730
Savage
>>7625551
Do you get to keep the shovel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo
>>7626677
>your family thinks you're diseased, or something's wrong with you, or you could use help, or something
>instead of doing something productive they just make fun of you
For a year when I was in high school, I lived with my godparents. My godmother felt I had an internet addiction problem, and one time asked me if I'd "gotten my fix" at a public library.
I uninvited her to my graduation and we haven't spoken in over 10 years.
>>7626120
That's actually kinda cute
>>7626130
Oh god why!?
>>7625461
Dat filename
>>7626130
Is that grated parmesan mixed in with the rice?
>>7625536
Kill yourself. This is Vietnamese food-- I love the sweet crust and the interior texture. I always get a slice of this to take home when I visit my local eggroll factory/internet cafe.
>>7626881
they fucking helped raise you, you sack of shit
she was worried about you
>>7625942
>making those fucking gram cracker circles
wow fuck that
>>7625551
That can't be sanitary.
>>7625917
I know I'm supposed to be angry, but it looks delicious and easy. I saved it.
>>7625902
I just laughed harder than I think I ever have on the internet...
>>7625971
This one actually has a bit of charm to it
>>7626881
This is a pretty good example of someone being a shitlord, guys.
Oh no, someone wants to help me get better, how dare they!
>>7625551
>>7626908
Think it's egg fried rice, don't know if that's better or worse really.
>>7626871
I don't see the cringe, mmm maybe because its so little meat?
Or is it not Ribeye steak?
>>7625458
under rated file name
>>7627584
I Didnt even know food could look like this - wtf IS that?
>>7627660
green tripe, good for dogs apparently
People actually eat this in America and claim its great on cheeseburges and grilled cheese.Forget about cheddar,gruyere,brie,manchego etc.No,in America they think the best option is fake,shitty and white trash plastic cheese.Thats why you should never give an americans take on taste any thought.
>>7626589
If I saw you in real life I wouldn't hesitate to slap you down and stomp on your neck you sack of shit. I saw that move in The Godfather game and I'm not afraid to try it out in real life. My computer's not very good so I can't handle all these new ass games but once I get a job and my mom lets me upgrade my computer and have access to all these new, violent games you'll be in big fucking trouble because I'm gonna take out the whole repertoire of fucked up brutal ass moves on you inspired from those games and your gonna wish you never showcased your shit opinions on this board ever again. Fucking weak son of a bitch.
>>7625536
It actually looks interesting. Like some sort of green tea sponge.
>>7625536
I think I'm going to be sick.
>>7627685
No.
>>7627685
>hurr look at all of the cheeses I can list!!
faggot
>>7627761
Haha,in america knowing more cheeses than the fake plastic one is impressive.
>>7627685
It's just pasteurized cheese that's heavily processed with emulsifiers, whey, and typical colorings and preservatives. So many people act like retards when it comes to this stuff it's insane. If you don't like it don't eat it but nobody fucking cares if it's actual cheese if it tastes good and melts easily.
>>7625886
But stouffers lasagna is better than homemade
>>7626022
>all that pre-packaged shit
>green beans
>coconut oil
>throws out McCormick brand shit in favour of the exact same McCormick brand shit
>random splash of whatever beer
>that attitude
There's a reason why it's a cringe thread staple.
>>7626238
Wow, it's just kinda cute. Way to be a dick.
>>7626238
You're right, people should not be allowed to do anything to their food.
The perfect future is one where everything is a uniform brown patty containing the nutrients we need served on a non-decorated military issued plate.
Faggot.
>>7625536
>Deep fried Sauerkraut pie
>>7627718
Ow that fucking edge
Are you honestly so contrarian and have your head so far up your ass you can't appreciate someone else getting in the same hobby as you? God, you're pathetic.
>>7625551
Well, guess it's time to dig in
>>7627904
That gave me such a giggle, Thanks anon!
>>7628144
Doesn't sound too bad.
>>7628121
You do realize that's copypasta, right?
>>7628138
>that terrible pun
I ain't even mad
>>7624710
dissecting a live mouse to get its brain out before it dies is not as disturbing as this shit.
And I've poked needles through their eyes to fix their heads to the pad.
>>7624710
>all of these serious responses
Kill yourselves
>>7625536
the texture makes me think of grapefruit, citrus in general. Would eat.
>>7625750
If it was just an ice bucket of hard boiled eggs and no cheese I would not mind
>>7628202
>>7628206
>>7628210
>>7628216
>>7628220
>>7628225
>>7627584
what is this?
a compressed roadkill?
>>7628228
>>7625536
Pandan and coconut tapioca cake
It is pretty good actually
>>7628234
>>7628238
>>7625541
How to make 2 am chili
>2am
>make chili
>>7628242
>>cheesecake
>be me
>go to aunts house
>have steak and mushrooms
>mushrooms literally taste like they were boiled in pool water
>good steak though
>>7628253
>>pool water
>>they were canned mushrooms.
>>7625536
It's honeycomb cake.
>>7628007
It's the type of shit Plebbuts circlejerk over. It's embarrassing.
>>7628426
It seems to be the birth of vaporwave
>>7627904
Havent laughed that hard in a long time thanks
>>7624730
>/fit/ meals
>bread
>>7627685
No one in the states honestly believes singles are good cheese. They only like it because it can still retain some form of moisture and taste after spending god knows how long in the fridge.
>>7628242
Daily Reminder that people graduate from Art School with pieces like this.
>>7628718
I did not receive this reminder yesterday.
>>7626589
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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how is this thread still alive holy shit
>>7624710
He sounds like he's a Sims npc.
>>7628718
Good.
>>7628007
don't forget
>wears his clock on his wrist like a fag
