Hey guys, what's the fastest way to Flavortown?
>>7614991
In the camaro, obviously.
>>7614991
Get out, Sheep.
Roll it over and grease it down, I'll drive you right to Flavor Town
>>7614991
Drink soy sauce
>>7614991
>>7614991
I find an equal parts mix of crisco, donkey sauce and heroin taken intravenously is best
>>7614991
Get in your eeny weenie peenie machine, back out of your driveway, take a left, take a right, take a left, take a right, take a left, and then drive straight up your own ass.
>>7615224
Don't forget the mayonnaise. Never forget the mayonnaise.
high-quality paprika.
Is guy our guy?
>>7614991
The other side of a noose.
fury road
>>7614991
Extra mayo, white boy.
Do Americans not like Guy?
I'm an Aussie and I kinda like his show, he seems pretty genuine.
>>7616041
I'm Euro and I think it's comfy
>>7616032
That's slave master to you.
https://youtu.be/gkc-gAYCwes
Hey now, cut your tongue out, get paid.
Dye your hair so it glitters like gold
Get a flaming shirt and smell like mold
>>7616041
I'm from socal and I think his shows are solid
Is there a bus route to Flavortown?
>>7616041
I'm an American and I like him and his shows. The man is a living caricature though, normal Americans aren't like that lol.
>>7616078
>I think it's comfy
is this a meme? Am I missing something?
>>7616041
nothing wrong with the show. he can be a bit annoying but nothing bad
>>7614991
US 51 into Downtown Memphis, 901 represent.
Or go to Gibson's for some good donuts.
![1399994585003-Guy-Fieri-s-Vegas-Kitchen-Bar-Mac-N-Cheese-Burger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Jr1fU3.jpg "1399994585003-Guy-Fieri-s-Vegas-Kitchen-Bar-Mac-N-Cheese-Burger[1].jpg")
Head to Guy's restaurant in Las Vegas and have the Mac and Cheese Burger
>>7616041
He's just weird as hell. His whole personality and character is totally built and artificial. People just don't go dressing like Smash Mouth talking about shit like flavor town.
He's harmless and doesn't fuck with anything or teach people bad, he's just Food Network's version of a "cool guy" which is fucking hilarious because it's all so bizarre and food-based.
>>7616599
Yea baby that burger is MONEY!
and that MONEY was in my pocket when I passed out and pissed my pants!
>>7616611
Lol hey Scarp.
>>7616610
Actually, he's a homophobe, a misogynist, and is literally terrified of eating eggs. And hates spicy food. And has a completely artificial personal and little intelligence, and got all his training working for Stouffers.
All of that makes him a shit tier human.
>>7614991
>>7616730
Hes not any of those things
>>7616730
nice source bud. Oh wait, there isn't any, because none of thats true.
>>7616743
I swear to God id buy that shirt tonight and proudly wear it as long as it had sleeves.
>>7616764
The fuck he's not. There's proof.
>>7616767
Deny deny deny.
Doesn't make it any less true. Prove me wrong.
he's a fucking weirdo but the show is so well produced and the food always looks delicious so I watch.
>>7616487
It's frogposter speak.
>>7616342
Basically this. He's basically something to be the "face" of Food Network in a "we make food cool" sense.
It's why Dan Carlin turned down changing his podcast Hardcore History into a show on the History Channel, he didn't want to be as he called it "the Guy Fieri of History"
>>7616498
He said flavortown, not getting robbed and shot to death
>>7616336
Hi never heard of socal are you sure you spelled it right?
>>7616862
>blah blah blah, let's apply debate team rules to 4chan!!!
Fuck you and fuck off, prove me wrong, asshole.
>>7616041
I like his show but he's clearly an asshole.
>>7615264
Now I know what to do with my chicken breasts
Heres a pic related as a thank you reward
>>7616610
>>7616730
If he was a fake he'd have quit the schtick long ago when he realiaes he doesn't make endless profit out of it. But here he is today. Believe it or not, there are people with odd tastes out there who genuinely enjoy what they're into
He's genuine and one of the least insecure out there.
monosodium glutamate
>>7617002
okay i will
guy fieri is not homophobic, misogynistic, and actually loves eggs and spicy food
how does it feel to be btfo, scrub?
>>7616027
Fieri Road
if he killed himself i'd donate all of my time and money to a charity of his choosing and do more of a benefit to this world than he ever would.
>>7617041
Anyone with half a brain can look up any of that.
So, you're admitting that you have barely 2 brain cells to rub together?
ITT Guy Fieri shills yuck it up
>>7617092
>Anyone with half a brain can look up any of that.
Prove it then, faggot. I don't have to prove my claim whatsoever.
stay B T F O
>>7617106
Are you captain of your debate team, or do you just wish you were? Or worse, are you a philosophy student? You're the worst sort of person. Also, PROVE ME WRONG, BITCH.
>>7617092
Misogynist means you hate women, all I'm reading is that Guy likes them a bit too much
And that he finds gays weird, so? They call themselves queer, a word that means literally "weird"
>>7617113
Are you captain of the cocksucking team, or do you just wish you were? Fucking faggot.
You prove me wrong first, cocksucker. I don't have to prove shit to you - I made the claim so you have to disprove it.
>>7617124
You made WHAT claim? Do you even know what you're talking about anymore? How's that butthurt treating you? You seem pretty assmad. There's a cream for that. I think it comes from Guy Fieri's cheesy infected cock, but then, you would know.
>>7617122
>liking women while treating them like pieces of shit
>not misogynist
Sure, bro.
>>7617129
>You made WHAT claim?
>guy fieri is not homophobic, misogynistic, and actually loves eggs and spicy food
no surprise the dicksucker doesn't know how to read
now disprove my claim you pathetic roach, the burden is on you
>>7617133
That wasn't making a claim, you dumb piece of shit, you were oppositely responding to my first post. You really are a fucking moron. No wonder you like watching Guy Ferry. You're just as fucking stupid as he is.
>>7617131
Looking at tits and making sexual jokes is treating someone like shit? You must have had a very odd childhood to have that kind of mentality
>>7617134
What the fuck is this, debate class? Who the fuck are you to decide what is or isn't a claim?
Fuck you. Refute me.
Based
>>7617147
You can't just take what I said and throw it back, you idiot. You're a fool, no wonder you like that stupid fuck, you have the mental capacity of a turnip. There's nothing to refute here, you are clinically wrong. You're a bellowing buffalo shit who's looking for attention. Get lost.
>>7617145
Yep. It's called disrespect. No one likes it.
And my childhood was idyllic, something you probably can't relate to.
>>7617160
>You can't just take what I said and throw it back, you idiot.
Says who? You? Just because you're the biggest cocksucker this side of the Atlantic doesn't mean you can decide what the rules are debate are. This isn't fucking debate class.
>There's nothing to refute here, you are clinically wrong.
Prove it then. The burden is on you.
Fuck you. Refute me.
>>7617166
Go blog about it on tumblr. This is the white mans website.
>you're wrong
>no YOU'RE wrong
>debate me
>no you debate ME
This has to be a single dedicated shitposter. I refuse to believe anything else.
>>7617174
>you assert a claim without evidence
>demand others to refute you
>get buttmad when the same tactic gets thrown back in your face
feel free to kill yourself anytime
Can we talk about guy fieri and why he is better than any other poseur like Gordan Ramsey or Colonel Sanders?
>>7617169
More mayo, white boi?
>>7617057
>>7617168
Look at this turd sucking idiot. Stealing ideas from other people's posts and trying to pretend they're his own. What a piece of shit.
>>7617226
lmao, it took you half an hour to come up with that? that's just sad
>>7617232
>implying there's only one person who thinks you're a piece of shit
>>7617179
I just like Guy Fieri man, I'm not trying to argue with one or more angry autists over the internet.
>>7617235
there's only one person who uses insults as fucking retarded as "turd sucking idiot" in this thread, but nice try
I just really want to try out his restaurant in Times Square after reading this wonderful review
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?_r=0
>>7617057
>>7616027
FLA
VOR
FLA
VOR
WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEE
>>7617353
mediocre
>>7617113
Dont wait for him to prove you wrong, prove him wrong instead
You have to first become a ginger junkie.
>>7617015
No he's not.
>>7616730
>calling someone a "human" instead of a person
Guess how I know you're autistic
>>7618038
His vices prevent him from being called a "person". He's not good enough for person-hood; he is merely a human.
>>7617226
>this isn't debate class I don't have to prove anything! I'm right until otherwise proven! Idiot! HOMOPHOBE! muhhh soggy knee!
>your idea
I think that's more like the default form of argument for any uppity teenage girl keyboard warrior such as yourself. I don't care if he is any of those things, but you can't even provide anything that suggests he is. Stay retarded., tumblr.
It was a lightning bolt of an idea in Flavortown that pranked the un-prankable mayor, Guy Fieri.
>>7617030
>when he realiaes he doesn't make endless profit out of it.
But he still is making profit. Tons of it.
Look at this fuck. I don't think I've ever seen him cook once, let alone with an executive chef costume.
It's funny as fuck, it's totally not real. He's the Food Network's cool guy. He's the closest thing they can get to alternative. It's remarkable what must be going through their heads to cough this out.
>>7618917
I really want to buy his frozen stuff but I'm too embarrassed.
>>7619102
why
hello?
As a brit, can someone else explain why this guy is so hated?
>He seems like a nice guy
>Isn't pretentious
>Clearly enjoys food and cooking
>Gives people what they want
>>7620686
Thanks f am
>>7620692
he's pretty popular, it's just that /ck/ judges him on his looks because it gives them flashbacks on being bullied in 5th grade when they rocked bleach tipped spiked hair, button-ups with flames, indoor sunglasses and velcro sandals.
WE'RE ROLLING OUT
>>7616730
I'm Québécois and I like him!
>>7617184
>maggot bread
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>7621245
I'm a Quebecer and I hate him. Stop trying to bring us down to your level
>>7621264
>>7620692
Not hated, made fun of.
He's made fun of because he's fucking ridiculous. Stop being so sensitive.
>>7618080
Yeah except we have no reason to believe anything you said about him in your post, and even if it were all true it would be insignificant compared to his work as a Prophet of Flavortown.
HOW DO I MAKE SOMETHING FLAVOR TOWN QUALITY
PLEASE TELL ME
All you shitty little Guy Fairy prophets need to go eat at one of his restaurants, and then tell me he knows fuck all about cooking. His food is disgusting. He's bad, you're bad, and you should all feel ashamed for liking him.
>>7621302
>>7620692
>By mid-2010, the Food Network had made Fieri the "face of the network". In 2010, The New York Times reported that Fieri brought an "element of rowdy, mass-market culture to American food television"
he's everything that foreigners hate about americans, but somehow it's okay for him to be that way because he's rich/famous or whatever
>wears flip flops into a professional kitchen and, surprisingly, gets burned on his feet
>thinks jamming food into his face like a child is funny and cool, i've noticed a chef wince when he's done this. he acts like a manchild.
>sells crappy junk food in grocery stores with his face on it
diners, drive-ins, and dives has a good setup for a show. it's the only reason it's tolerable to watch, he's usually annoying and making the show worse by trying way too hard to be funny.
>>7621889
I would prefer if you stopped talking trash about our boy
>>7621889
>waaah people I don't like are better at cooking than me
>>7615199
>animorphs
>ani
>animal
>garlic bread
>animal
shit image, you should feel bad
Guy's opinion to me is instantly discarded because he doesn't like eggs.
Fucking eggs, the staple fucking food of diners, drive-ins and dives everywhere. His views on diner food are instantly invalidated.
>>7621971
I don't like eggs either unless they're in a dish.
Just by themselves I can't stand
>>7621976
But you're not a TV ambassador of diner food so I find no fault with that.
>>7621854
Look at his eyes, not even he can handle this amount of flavor.
>>7621890
>>7621954
Are you people seriously defending Guy Fieri on an anonymous forum? Are you legitimately getting /mad/ that people realize he's a fraud?
What the fuck.
>>7622007
How fucking new?
Guy is our guy
Tripple D
Tripple H's bro
>>7622172
I just realized:
>Guy's Grocery Games
>Triple G
oh shit
>>7621961
>>animal
calm down dude if he posted the original it would trigger all the vegans
>>7622219
>Triple G
>German Goo Girls
Holy shit
>>7616041
Like everything else here in cu/ck/ville, hating on him is a meme.
>>7622296
Triple B -
Triple C -
Triple D - Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
Triple E -
Triple G - Guy's Grocery Games
Triple P -
Triple T -
Triple V -
Triple Z -
Go.
>>7616041
I'm watching it right now. I like how they make them tell, at least 95% or so, what's in the stuff they cook. None of the "This is my secret recipe" crap.
>>7617184
Is that supposed to be mayo? Why the fuck is ameritard mayonnaise white?
>>7623337
looks like cheese to me
>>7623928
I'd eat Reno and the blitzmas beast
>>7623920
Correct. Very obviously a cream cheese bagel.
Don't let Guy's thread die
>>7623928
Fake menu but that blitzmas beast senpai
>>7619102
Use the self-checkout lane and if you have some kind of rewards card with that grocery store don't use it for that transaction so the purchase can't be linked to you
>>7616730
I've met him irl. He's a total family guy, loves his kids, kind as hell to all the fans who swarm him, which is all of them everywhere public.
Homophobe and misogynist are made up words. Not liking gays and wanting women to be traditional females does not make you a -phobe or -ist, it means you have a consistent and religious outlook on life, which he does. It's an open secret that he wants only to feature non gay non feminazi restaurant owners on his show, and the ratings indicate that people want this as well.
He is turned off by undercooked egg, that is not setcret at all, other cooks rib him about it on air in a friendly way. Everyone has at least one food they don't like. I've never heard of spicy food causing him fear.
Stouffers might have employed him but he went to culinary school in Las vegas, he has cooked before. Also has a brother who is a professional chef.
Kill thyself australian-poster.
>>7621354
I may have just defended his show, but I heard his restaurants are shit, I don't deny it. He seems meme tier in his own creations.
But his show puts good people out front, top shelf material
>>7626055
Any insider Guy stories?
>>7626142
I saw Guy Fieri at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>7626180
>Not even optimizing the pasta for Guy
>>7614991
The anus
>>7626142
>>7626180
I suppose you don't use id's on the site? Oh well, no great insider stuff sorry.
Heard through the haze of my memory that producers have to selectively edit around his line of sight, because if a woman has a nice and visible rack he will birddog it 75 percent of the time.
Also has an entourage he does his show with, calls them "the krew". Supposedly a vanilla wafer frat boy of a man. Bretty American desu.
