What's the most calories you've ever eaten in one sitting?
>>7594822
probably 3000
I downed a large extra cheese dominos and drank 30 beers once. AMA!
At least 5000.
>>7594822
Probably that time I went to 5 guys and got a double cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and ketchup, medium fry (mistake), and a peanut butter shake. I ate everything except for half of the shake. It was the fullest I've ever felt. How much do you reckon that was?
>>7594822
However much is in one pizza hut ham p'zone, an order of their chicken alfredo, bread sticks, and some mountain dew.
>>7594822
Probably around 800 calories.
I once ate 12 donuts.
Also ate two footlongs from Subway once.
I threw up both times tho, so not sure how many calories I actually got.
>>7594873
LMAO
>>7594865
>medium fry
You only got one?
>>7594822
I'm going to guess about 4000-4500. Ate two grande meals of hard shell tacos with a baja blast to wash it down
That's just a guess tho, I wouldn't be surprised if I ate more when I was high as fuck at an all you can eat sushi place
>>7594849
If we are counting binge drinking as a "sitting" I hate to think how many calories I've consumed in an afternoon
>>7594849
>30 beers
>30
>one sitting
Okay, I'm curious.
Probably about 6000.
>whole Flying J pizza
>6 beers
>half a fifth of vodka
>two king kitkats
>pint of ice cream
Fucking South Dakota, man. Did it in one episode of Star Trek TNG.
>>7594987
Would half a fifth be a tenth?
The amounts I can devour in one sitting when high is scary. I just don't get full. I'd say 9000-12000 in one sitting. Once ordered 4 Domino's pizzas with different toppings, covered them in layers of extra cheeses and fried bacon lardons, layered them on top of each other, coated them in batter then deep fried the entire thing. Ate that monstrosity with a knife and fork and washed it down with chocolate pistachio milk
Daily reminder that every 3,500 excess calories you consume (ie don't burn) amount to ~0.45KG or ~1 pound of gained weight in fat.
Don't binge eat more than once a week unless you want to become obese.
>>7594921
>most calories you've ever eaten
>If we are counting binge drinking
>eaten
>drinking
retard.
>>7594992
only if a fifth of vodka refers to a volume fraction x, where if you sum five x 's, you would recover the unperturbed volume of vodka.
>>7595041
>only if a fifth of vodka refers to a volume fraction x
It does. It's a fifth of a gallon.
>>7594930
Well it took like 5 hours. So I guess maybe not in one sitting
>>7594904
Hey fuck you buddy who you callin a retard?
>>7594994
What the absolute fuck. You should compete. You'll be drowning in pussy when women see how much junk you can eat
>>7594994
what the fuck
>>7595108
Fries would be the plural of fry?
>medium fries please.
probably 2000 or so at this diner one time
>xboxhueg chicken fried steak
>texas toast
>green beans
>baked potato
>unlimited catfish
>tea
god that was a glorious meal
about 1600
Once smoked weed and ate in an evening:
1 Lg Domino's Pizza
Entire cooked box of Hamburger Helper + extra cheese
8 Buffalo Wings
>>7594994
I'd be more worried about how much saturated fat you devoured.
>>7594878
>I once ate 12 donuts.
Krispy Kreme? That's easy to do. They practically melt away like cotton candy when you bite into them.
please who fucking counts calories.
>>7594994
Nobody believes you
>>7594873
Found the third worlder
>>7594822
Probably every time I eat Wendy's. Baconator with a large frie and Dr. Pepper, along with 10 chicken nuggets, fuck I could go for some nuggets right now.
>>7595988
I'm saving that image
>>7595567
Except those who have done similar things...worst I've done in the recent past while high and drunk was one large dominoes pizza along with 16 wings and half a bottle of soda. Could have kept going but the shame made me stop. It had been a long time since I had last binged. Used to go through a pound of pasta at a time no problem and that would just be the main course. Not counting intro food and dessert.
i've eaten two dominos meat lovers pizzas with a thing of cinna stix and a thing of cheesy bread all by myself before.
>live with grandma
>she leaves me at the house so she can go to some family reunion thing 5 hours away
>gives me money to feed myself
>buy huge pizzas, calzones, and cranberry juice (?)
>eat it all in several hours while watching EpicMealTime and playing Gmod
>go to bed at 7AM
2011 was weird
>>7594822
Entire medium pizza
Entire order of cheesy bread
1 liter of Coke
So ~4,000?
>>7594822
probably when me and my little brother used to eat the entire volcano menu each in one sitting
it's really easy to load up on calories at taco bell and not even realize it
Ate 12 philly cheese steak hot pockets in a span of about 2 hours so probably whatever that is.
>>7595527
non-obese people
>>7594822
About this many.
>>7596228
Rough day doing janitor work on /sp/?
>>7596341
lel
>>7594822
2 entire roast chickens from Costco and half a loaf of fresh french bread. Washed it down with a shitton of sparkling lime water..
>>7595102
Were you sitting for it?
>>7596362
Fuuuck that's one of my favorite meals. Public lemon pepper rotisserie chicken with half a French bread loaf
>>7596659
I was 16 at the time and had had wrestling practice for 5 hours a day 6 day a week. I had this meal at least 3 days a week.
>>7594994
The most digusting part of this story is the dominos
Around 7500.
Had one of these badboys, they weight 2,7k and if you down them in one sitting you get it for free otherwise its 45€
9 mcdoubles
>>7596698
Fucking easy
2 of these
>>7596723
I actually didn't start counting calories until recently, but this would have to be my least proud moment:
>12 waffles, with all sorts of shit on them (maple syrup, blueberry syrup, Nutella, Reese's peanut butter spread, cheese, etc.; on different waffles, not at the same time, mind you)
>an entire pan's worth of scrambled eggs
>5 strips of bacon
>then 4 more eggs, sunny-side up because I was still hungry
>pretty sure I was drinking orange juice at the time
Probably the other day when I spent my entire Taco Bell gift card. I hadn't eaten the previous day so I was famished.
>Four 5-layer burritos
>Six tacos
>Two smothered burritos
When I got home I had a full box of Cookie Crisp and four beers.
Probably the most I've ever eaten at once, came close to vomiting but didn't.
I tried the McNugget Power Hour and got to 54. For some reason that's the most "filled-up" I've ever been despite having done the standard whole pizza + wings + cinnasticks thing more than once, which I'm sure is more calories.
>>7594994
I'd have to say the most impressive/hard to believe part is that someone could bother doing all that while stoned. Back in the day I could only bother to grab some tacos and veg out.
>>7594822
2400 calories from an MRE in the army
>>7594994
jesus christ
However many calories are in these.
Probably about 2 lbs of awesomeness.
>>7594822
i'm completely guessing, but i'd have to say at least 20,000. those chinese buffets were my hang-out zone back in the day.
probably close to 6-7K Calories, was a obese son of a bitch. 2000 of them Calories came from a 32oz milkshake.
>>7596178
Nobody believes you
>>7594865
Nothing compared to eating a whole 9x13 pan of brownies, what you ate barely constitutes a binge, a large portion yes but you didnt finish the shake,
ate 10pc kfc in 1 sitting, poor toilet was never the same
>>7594822
Over 2500
Got blazed as shit, ate a super burrito at Anna's Taqueria, then went down the street immediately to Chipotle and ate a burrito there, then immediately went a half block over to JP Licks and at a whole brownie sundae.
It was disgusting and I think should count as a single sitting because it was legit one after the other.
As much as there is in Burger King double steakhouse meal and 6 pieces of chili cheese bites with mexicana sauce.
I felt almost dirty after that.
Almost
>>7594994
probably something like this guy that no one believes..
I remember I got a a couple huge strombolis a big order of wing ditties lol a big order of wedge fries a big hoagie and some bread sticks(everything was huge since it was this local pizza place that did parties mostly) .. I was coming off of a good half a year stint of being vegan, working out everyday and eating like >1500ca a day. I ended up sharing some of the strombolis but I went and got a a bag of oreos which I finished shortly after.
Pastrami Chili Cheese Fries
BBQ Beef Sandwich
A lot of Coke
No idea what the calorie count was
Not part of "one sitting rule" but afterwards drove to a 24 hour donut shop and got a dozen donuts and gradually ate them through the night.
Probably a burgerking cheeseburger with 10 extra patties and 10 extra slices of cheese.
Literally squeezed it to make grease-man drippings on the wrapper.
I once ate a meal consisting of one goat heart, one ox heart, several skewers of chicken hearts (which are basically candy), and two bowls of shark fin soup.
The shark fin tasted kinda rubbery, but the soup that it came in was fucking fantastic.
>>7594822
Let me show you a glimpse of the descent of my life's rock bottom it probably started here. Graduate highschool lineman in football 275 of mean machine. Graduation party dinner at bjs STEAK house this is what I ordered and in hindsight I wonder why nobody stopped me or how I even ate that much desu.
Appetizer
Crispy potato skin platter 1100 calories
A third hot and spicy Buffalo a third garlic parmesan and a third lemon pepper about 12 wings 900 calories.
Bj burger with bacon and avocado w fries 1300 cal
I don't remember how many slices of deep dish pizza the table got but it was more than 5. At 300 calories it ended up being 1500 calories.
I washed it all down with strawberry lemonade 80 calories with each cup 12 oz I drank probably 7 more along 10
560 calories in drinks.
If you that that wasn't bad the only reason you go to bjs is for the pizookie. We got 2 pizooki trios 2000 calories each I ate around 3/4 of 1 so about 1500 calories. But it doesn't matter I ate the rest of 2nd next day but that's out of context
>grand total 6860 calories.
>>7594849
0.33 or 0.5 liters per beer?
>>7597332
Aww sheet that's the hat in pasadena I know that cup holder
>>7594994
You have to be:
A: American
B: obese
>>7594822
how do you let your cat get this fucking big? im pissed
I'd say close to 8k. Sometimes when I drink, I just drink more, and then I get hungry as fuck and reach for the cheap 'N shitty snacks or beg someone to drive me to McD's or Taco Hell. The worst time was a 40 and an unknown amount of pbr, plus several taco Bell chupalovotacofuckers and a box of pop tarts.
>>7594822
Probably a large McDonald's meal.
>>7594822
I ate a whole bag of peanut M&Ms and a can of Pringles once. That was in an anorexic phase believe it or not and I was so fucking starved I ate the whole thing in the course of about three hours while at work. It kept people off my back since they never otherwise saw me eat but damned it was good.
Scared to know how many calories that is.
>>7594822
I hope this is shooped because it looks like cat abuse to me.
>have marathon runner room mate
>decide to run 10 miles with him one day, im used to like 5 at the time
>make it back to the pad and run into some neighbors who invite me to eat korean BBQ
>table has a grill in the middle, we order 4 different meat dinners and a few appetizers
>all dem tiny side dishes
>at the end of dinner everyone looks at me "anon...you realize you just ate EVERYTHING right?"
>mfw im a fat pig and ate $100 worth of korean food and left barely any for my friends
>>7597651
Their own fault for inviting a fat fuck to eat with them.
>have fat friend
>never order sushi
>never drink with them
>never eat family style
I guess they just learned that lesson.
A little over 5000. I made chili cheese fries but used mozzarella sticks instead of fries. 2 cups of cheese, big can of chili (with beans), big white onion, lots of garlic salt and pepper, a nice drizzle of yellow mustard, and some texas pete. Most decadent thing I've ever eaten but holy shit was it good.
>>7597656
im actually average built i just work out a fucking lot. they bought a house and invite me over to have dinner throw-downs quite often
how would I run 10 miles if i was a fat fuck?
>>7597648
Sounds like you're still in your anorexic phase because that's maybe like 1000 calories tops
>>7597512
But the pizookie is from the pizza bjs. Never heard of bjs steak house so you lying
>>7597660
That sounds like the worst shit that has ever been had
>Congealed fat and protein
>Fried in fat
>Cover in grated fat and protein
>covered in protein suspended in its own grease
>onion and beans
Sound delicious
Probably about 2,500 during my bad ol' days. (7+ years ago)
1 entire little caesar's hot n' ready (peperoni) and a few breadsticks.
I may have also been eating cookies by the handful a few hours prior. Don't remember, but it's likely.
120lbs skelly here. Went went to Dunkin last night as they were closing and the employee gave me roughly 5 dozen donuts. I ate around 22 of them in one sitting, adding up to 6000+ calories. I woke up today feeling sick as hell, but I was worth it.
>>7597648
That's not a lot. Not at all.
>>7597748
Funkin Dunkin
>did similar when younger
>could never eat that shit again
I like going to my local all you can eat asian buffet where they somehow try to make all the food extra filling and end up getting about 5 or so plates of food all for very cheap
>>7597514
My nigga!
>>7594822
Whatever a week's worth of McDonald's adds up to.
>>7598456
that's not one sitting
Back in uni during finals I would seclude myself in library for like 8-9hrs a day and I would never want to give up my desk cause it was in a great location so I started sneaking in kfc family sized meals and eating that while studying
So however many calories are in a 8 pc plus large wedges and large mashed potatoes and gravy plus biscuits
One time I ate 2 orders of BK chicken fries, 2 large orders of regular fries, 6 double bacon cheeseburgers, 2 liters of root beer.
I'm guessing that's prolly somewhere around 4000 calories.
Also one time I made burritos and ate 2.5 lbs ground beef, 1 lb shredded cheddar cheese, and 1 lb refried beans w/ 6 13" flour tortillas and a 2 liter of coke. No idea how many calories that was, but it felt like my organs were going to burst. Like, not just my stomach, but all of my organs for a full 24 hours afterwards. Would not recommend.
I used to buy these huge frozen custards with lots of caramel from some shake place. They easily had over 2000 calories in them
Sometimes when I'm back from a long ass bike ride, I'll eat a whole pot of spaghetti (400grs dry I think) with 500grs of ground beef and a shitton of tomato sauce.
I assume that's a lot of calories.
![pizza-hut-big-dinner-box-play-of-the-week-large-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fiQXcfx.jpg "pizza-hut-big-dinner-box-play-of-the-week-large-4[1].jpg")
I ate an entire big dinner box with about 4 more beers on top of however many more I'd already had that night
How many calories is in a full 12" cheese cake with cherry sauce?
>>7595000
not totally true. a pound of fat may have close 3500 calories but you're body doesn't absorb all the calories you eat. much of it comes out the other end. how do you think dung beetles and democrats get their energy? eating shit
>>7596362
Medieval style
>>7594994
>chocolate pistachio milk
where the fuck can i get this
>>7594992
10th of a gallon yes. 12.8oz - 6 or 7 shots
>>7597514
i just had that for the first time last week, in alhambra.
pastrami burger, onion rings, chili dog and a pink lemonade.
One time I hadn't had What a Burger in about a month. So I went. I got a 3 piece chicken strip meal with large fries(comes with the strips, 2 pcs Texas toast, and gravy), a patty melt, a honey bbq chicken strip sandwich, a medium chocolate shake and a large Coke. It was glorious.
2 years ago during Lent, I ate only 1 small meal every other day
At the end of lent I called Papa John's and ordered 6 large meat lovers deluxe pizzas
Within 2 hours I ate everything
not entirely sure but it's easily 25,000+ on the low end
>>7599575
wtf
>>7599575
do you mean kcal?
>>7594994
Sounds like tapeworm
>>7597497
>shark fin soup
Kill yourself
>>7598115
>mfw there's a qt Chinese waitress at the local $5 buffet who gives me and my friend dirty looks when we walk in and proceed to destroy multiple plates of sushi and orange "chicken"
>>7599346
Calling bullshit on that.
Your stomach would have shrunk during fasting and you'd have vomited after one pizza.
For reference, Matt Stonie has only eaten 3 deluxe pizzas in one sitting (12,000 cal, and this was one of his larger challenges).
>>7594930
That isn't that bad. In WV the norm is buying a 30 rack which is a case of beer with 30 cans in it. I have friends that buy one of those and go through it in a day. On a side note is it true that most other states you can only get 18 packs of beer?
>>7600130
I think 24 is the biggest package i've seen in VA. Maybe 30 for PBR or other party tier beer like tht.
>>7594822
Probably an entire costco-sized chicken alfredo entree. About 1200-1600 calories.
probably 5000 or more, but i used to work in forestry and would eat like a legit horse
Either 9/10 of a pizza right off the plane at Disney World or one, Dunkin Donuts large latte.
>>7594822
Not sure maybe 3000-3500
Lost 15lbs still need to lose 10lbs
>>7599705
normal calories
10 double cheeseburgers, 4400kcal
Or 4 kg burrito probably
>>7595423
Gahd this is the worst, mayn. Ughh
>>7596698
where do you get schizle this big? and how do they make it so big? is it multiple brests?
>>7594822
No idea. I try to not think about it when that happens.
>>7600119
Nope. Just threw up like a bitch and I could barely move afterwards.
>>7594822
I once shared a family size (55 cm diameter) pizza with a friend of mine. It was a meatlover's with salami, ham, bacon, pepperoni, onions, corn and extra cheese. I've no idea how much that was in calories, I just remember not being able to move much afterwards.
Large pizza hut stuffed crust, order of 12 wings, and a bottle of whiskey. I thought about seriously calling an ambulance.
how much is one whole cheese pizza, just for reference?
>>7594822
once ate 3 brownies that were 500 cals each for breakfast. another time was sad on mardi gras and ate 5 paczki while driving home from the supermarket. i don't know which was more. other than that maybe eating something shitty at a restaurant
>>7594822
22 white castle sliders
>>7596762
yeah it took a while for me to get in the habit of waiting 20 to 30 minutes after eating a main course of protein, to let my body tell me if i was really done being hungry or i still needed something
>>7597283
oh your body calculated the total and it equals die of beaties
>>7595423
This is now a food gore thread
celery
>>7600161
that is like 6 pounds of hay. you must have jaws like minnie driver
Taco Bell
I ate two domino's pepperoni pizzas, one large regular chips, 4 cans of nestle ice cans the beer size ones, and one plain sandwich.
>>7596228
340 calories each
So 4080.
>>7596698
Holy shit really? I can easily fucking down that on a normal day. Not even fat, I'm 155.
You euros are such fucking pansies it's ridiculous.
litre of olive oil
>>7603396
Reminds me of that leftover casserole from Malcolm in the Middle.
>>7596698
That really doesn't seem big enough to be a "eat it all and it's free" challenge, I'm 5'11" 188lbs and pretty confident I could kill that.
>>7603592
That's what they all say.
>>7594822
LOL THATS A FAT FUCKIN CAT
Spent all day at Buffalo wild wings pre-game/superbowl
>about 48 spicy garlic wings
>maybe 10 beers
>ranch
>probably 6500 cal.
>over the course of at least 7 hours
>>7594822
I'd guess somewhere 3,000-4,000.
Sonic, not even once.
>>7594822
Not sure, most recently was the Spice Market buffet in Vegas.
Had like four slabs of prime rib, with various sides.
Lots of small desserts, two or three plates.
Washed it down with about 8 beers.
I'd imagine it was well over 5000 calories.
Pic related. Waitress just keep bringing me beer, it was all-you-can-drink.
>>7595169
>unlimited catfish
My dick is erect just thinking about it.
t. Cajun
>120 lbs
>in one night i ate 2 4 pc fried chickens
>half a 20"" pizza
>a good pound or so of fries
>4 liters of pepsi
Id have to guess around 7k? That wa the best shit i ever had
>office has Moe's catering for a meeting
>client comes by and drops off a pizza pie from his pizza shop
>work alone Sundays, whole office to myself
>shit ton of burrito and nacho fixings and half a pie in the fridge
>throw all the chicken, sour cream, black beans, cheese, queso, rice and tortilla chips on the pie
>roll it up in the pie
>nuke it for 45 seconds
>washed it all down with four cans of Mountain Dew Code Red
This was just my lunch for today, which I ate about half an hour ago.
I drink a case of Mountain Dew every day, and can easily down two large pies, by myself.
Before anyone even says it, yes, I'm a fat, gross bastard.
ive done the 50 nug challenge because im a retard. i am not one of the people who uploaded a video of the ridiculous feat.
https://youtu.be/CUIjipWhp4Y
vid related
>>7594881
kekkles
>>7595386
what flavor of hamburger helper?
The worst I cant think of is around 8000 calories in 1-2 hours. Two family size bags of chips and a case of Oreo's.
I weighed 132 lbs at the time.
>>7598598
Were you at least high or drunk for the burritos incident? Because damn.
>>7594822
Around 5000kcal, for some months. Weight went from 78kg to 102kg in 6-8 months
3 +1000kcal meals
Snacks
And 2 liters of milk
Yeah, you guessed, I fell for the SS troll
>>7595102
>30 beers
>5 hours
>6 beers an hour
>1 beer every 10 mins
Okay anon.
>>7605744
I don't remember.
Entire 5$ hot n ready pizza, half box Oreos, half gallon milk… probably around the max.
College kid at the time
>>7595431
The original glaze ones and the pink ones are just the best
>>7594915
>sushi buffets
Od tier eateries
>>7598641
>and Democrats
Ha!
>>7603592
MANLET
Most I've ever eaten was probably 5 pounds of breaded jumbo wings, sloppy on the sauce from a place called wings up, easily 8000Kcal
>get high
>eat an entire box of captain peanut butter crunch cereal
>entire box of fruit loops
>entire box of some honey nut cereal
>entire bag of some sort of cookies
>3 mc donalds burgers
>loaf of bread
>undetermined amount of soda
>half a bag of potato chips
I was 115lbs and at that point. I forced myself to go to sleep because I was still hungry and didn't feel remotely full. Thought I'd be throwing up or feel like shit in the morning but I was fine. This is coming from someone who finds it difficult to eat just one slice of pizza in one sitting because I feel full so fast when sober.
>>7594822
2 large pizzas + 3 large fries + a large soda
probably 1500*2+600*3+1000
>>7594822
a whole pack of mint oreos
This yesterday
>>7609060
I put peanut butter on the brownies too
That one time the patisserie gave me a whole cheesecake after service, because it would be spoiled the following day and I was hungry so I ate it all.
I ate a whole stuffed crust meat lovers with garlic sauce a few months ago. about 4000cals.
>lowkey
Two pizzas
A hamburger
Chicken wings
And that sandwich that comes from dominoes
A little while later some ramen.
>for real i think I have a tapeworm because im 6'2", 130 lbs and i dont gain weight
>>7594822
got drunk as fuck didnt eat for 2 days then ate 9
McDonalds double cheeseburgers.
Which is over 4k calories.
>>7594987
Hey man I took a fifth of vodka. I got my girlfirend in the trunk.
>>7603396
looks tasty
pasta+creamy cheese+veggies+sausages
>>7594994
As if you actually own a commercial deep fryer in which you could prepare that.
>>7600119
Not to mention that nobody fasts like that at Lent. It's about the spiritual development, not literally starving yourself.
>>7594822
i think like 2-3k
I really wanted to eat a shitload of pizza while watching some sport or movie I can't remember what but I ate two large pizzas in one sitting after fasting for about 96 hours. It was actually pretty satisfying, hunger is the best pickle and all that stuff.
I'm not completely sure about the calorie count but I once consumed around 12 of those cases of Bac-Os. I was practically starving and my Mom had bought them in bulk so I ate the only nutrients available to me. Biggest mistake of my life. Soon after I damn near collapsed and i think my blood pressure raised far beyond what was healthy for a kid of my age.
>8000
It was 3 super greasy family sized pizzas with tons of ranch
Then the next day I ate another 6000 calories from 2 dozen donuts with two baskin robbins' shakes
Now I'm a recovering food addict LMAO
>>7594822
I honestly can't say, I've been very conscious of what I eat for a while now. I'm guessing something bad though when I used to drink soda. I'd drink three+ sodas in a row and eat candy/chips thoughtlessly as a kid.
When I was a kid, probably around 12-13, I ate an entire box of frozen White Castle sliders. It was the "family-size" box too, so it had like 12 packs of two sliders. This was over the course of a couple hours, though. Accompanied it with a shit ton of instant mashed potatoes and grape soda. Man, I had bad taste as a kid.
I eat around 1200 calories a day now.
>>7594822
How many calories do you think would be in that cat if you dry roasted it?
>>7594822
when i was younger i ate ridiculous amounts of food. not sure on calories but i remember ordering a large pizza, wedges with sour cream and chili sauce, garlic bread, icecream and a large bottle of fanta. i probably didnt finish it all at once but i ate... a lot
>>7600130
Dirty 30s are definitely a thing in MI.
>>7601809
You aint gotta lie
most ive ever eaten was after a two-week survival thing when i was still in the scouts, they give ya a knife, a canteen of water, and a days worth of food
gotta get everything else yourself in the wilds
i barely ate anything out there, just enough to keep moving, none of my traps worked and all i could get were some baitfish
had to put that out there so you lot realize how hungry i was when i got home at the end of the two week period.
4 dozen scrambled eggs, a package of bacon, a containers worth of fried, whole mushrooms, two bags of mini doughnuts, and 6 and a half bottles of gatorade all in the span of and hour and a half. not including cooking time. i dont think i chewed most of it either...
>>7594822
10,000.
3 pizzas.
Two bottles of coke.
A shitload of ice cream.
>>7594822
i used to be able to down a large (14") "specialty" pizza by myself with a side of something or a 2 liter of soda.
now i can do maybe 2 slices and a can of soke before i'm too full to eat any more for hours.
On the rare occasion when I completely lose it and binge eat + get drunk, I'd say about 4000.
lol i dunno i lose track, several thousand, an upwards of 10k easily
>>7594822
over 5500 definitely, probably over 7500.
• 1 whole 1kg lasagne with extra cheese on top, (red leicester).
• 1 whole triple pepperoni pizza, (deepfill), with extra cheese, (extra extra mature Cheddar) & a 300g pot of chive & onion dip, (dairy based).
• 2 bags of Walkers, (known as Lays in Northern America & a surprising number of Euro çųñ+-RREEEEEs), cheese & onion crisps, (potato chips), back when a standard pack was 1.5 times the size they are now.
was a long day at work, (13 hour shift with 20 minutes split up into 3~4 minute smoke breaks).
needed it & slept better than I had in about 5 months.
>>7596335
>getting that much sauce for 20 nuggets
They usually just give out 3
>>7597662
how would you run?
slowly ofcourse you silly goose
>>7596776
>Mcnugget power hour
I'm intrigued, go on
>>7598635
Well there's about 24oz of cream cheese in a typical cheese cake, 8oz of cream cheese is about 800kcal, theres probably 8-10oz of sugar in it as well so thats another ~1200kcal along with ~6 eggs which are 70kcal each. some recipes add cream but not alot so figure another 200kcal from that then you have the cherry sauce and the crust which is a wildcard.
>>7597497
Stop eating 3rd world food and also stop eating shark
>>7613736
C'mon, anon. Have a heart.
>>7594822
>Sizzler
>Have about 6 slices of Cheesy toast
>3 plates full of Pasta, Wedges and Breadroles
>300g Steak and Chips
>Burger and Chips
>2 bowls of desert
>Numerous cups of soft drink blend
I have no idea how many calories would be in this, maybe 6000-7000?
I didn't vomit but I did feel very ill for about 2 hours, several of my friends did because we all ate that much. We just sat our table trying to relax until they closed and we were the last people to leave
>>7594849
Did your bladder explode?
No idea desu, I'm gonna guess 5500kcal, I'm a fat bastard
When I was a kid, I bought a block of lard and ate it for a dare.
>>7615489
5,500,000 calories???
>>7605904
If cans, that's very possible. I think I did like 14 cans in 3.5 hours once.
If bottles I don't believe it.
>>7615739
Thats not what kcal means
>>7615766
underage detected
>>7615806
what does it mean
I've a mate that ate a nine-pound burrito in one sitting once, he managed to down the whole thing but threw up a little near the end (but still pressed on and finished it). According to him he says he had food backing up into his esophagus, I don't know if that's even possible, but that's what he claimed.
>>7615739
The "calorie" people refer to in general is in fact a kcal.
>>7594822
maybe when I had 5 triple cheese burgers back when mcds used to serve them
>>7615739
Yes, if you weren't retarded, you would know that nutrition labels in the US call kcals "calories"
>>7615739
Yes, technically. Please educate yourself though
>>7595423
Saturated fats are fine
Two entire pizzas, cinnastix, a liter of soda, maybe some ice cream or cookies to top it all off. That used to be my average Friday night. Only managed to balloon up to 250 at the most though. Thought I'd be fatter considering Im 5'8
I once ate a dozen dunkin doughnuts with a latte chaser. Pretty sure that was close to 4k calories.
>>7603552
It is interesting in Malcolm in the Middle that Craig's position, and clout among the admins, changes so often. It is in my opinion due to the show taking place in a multi-verse. There are essentially no differences between the main characters from universe to universe, but the transition between them can be observed through Craig.
>>7615824
it means 1000 calories in the regular-science definition of calorie as a unit of energy. for some reason, food packages in the US got in the habit of not writing the "k" but normal calories on food labels in the us are in fact kcals in disguise.
Single, Double, Triple and Quadruple Bacon Cheeseburgers extra mayo and ketchup with 2 orders of large fries. Quarter Pound patties.
Ate it all in twelve minutes and got it for free.
>>7615836
Nope, a Calorie is a kcal
>>7594822
>friend wanted to go do that cosmic bowling
>sure whatever and go
>we stop by sonic, i get a hamburger combo with a route 44
>wait til its about 9pm and we drive to the bowling alley
>i get a large fountain drink
>they got jelly bellies in the gumball machines
fuckyea and get a few handfuls throughout the game
>after playing 4 games, friend asks if we should get some pizza here
>get a pizza there
>refill of large drink
>bowling alley closes and i go home
>I feel like i;m gonna die after eating all of that
>i'm not even fat
jesus christ i never eaten that much
>>7594849
>30 beers
HA. yeah "beers." i bet it was fucking bud light or worse
>>7619505
>a hamburger and half a pizza with assorted candies over a period of 4 hours
wow dude I don't know how you didn't die
I mean that's just an immeasurable amount of food
I'm surprised your tummy didn't bust
>>7601740
>not knowing schnitzel
>>7619752
I was surprised I didn't die too, my chest felt kind of weird and I was kind of accepting death at that point, bowling alley had good ass pizza though.
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>>7619790
>>7619800
I couldn't really tell you, but I eat like a fat fuck all the time. I'm 6 1 and only 165 lbs my organs are probably shot but I'm hungry all the time.
>whole little ceasars hot and ready
or
>4x4 animal style = 1000 cal
>animal fries = 700 cal
>shake = 600 cal
just an estimate but thats about 2,300 cal
>>7615739
underage b&
I a dozen krispy kreme donuts which was around 2500 cal and an 800 cal milkshake. So around 3300 total. Got sick afterwards - too much sugar. I probably could eat more if it was from pizza or something,
>Taco Bell closes exactly two days out of the year: Thanksgiving and Christmas
>On graveyard shift the day before Christmas
>We stop prepping hot ingredients at 1 AM
>Stop selling food at 2 AM with ZERO meat left
>No food can be carried over, so anything that's out we can help ourselves to, take home anything we want, the rest gets thrown away
I made a big ass platter of nachos and ate an entire 12 pack of Cinnabon Delights. I just about wanted to throw up afterward. Also took home half a pan of bacon bits and an entire bag of shredded 3-cheese.
Probably that time I tried to kill myself and beforehand I went to Maccas for the whole day. I spent about 9 hours just eating my way through the entire menu.
>>7594822
I went to an all you eat restaurant with my family for my younger brothers birthday, and at the same time had an eating competition with my brother.
We had to call it a day because the rest of the family wanted to go, but I say I had 4 big ass plates of a range of meat, chow mein, fries, fish, other seafoods etc stacked like a mountain everytime.
I almost threw up on the way home but held that shit in. Don't know what it would've been in calories but I assume quite a bit.
I downed probably around 85% of a 42oz bag of m&ms, and thy was after eating about 3000 calories throughout the day. Grand total is about 8,000 calories
Ordered from Donatoes:
Large Thin Crust chicken and bacon Pizza
6 boneless hot wings (w/ ranch)
1 order of Cinnamon Bread
+ Half a box of lemon oreos
+ 2 packages of smores poptarts
Not the biggest meal I've ever had, but the most recent "big" one.
>>7594822
Everytime I go to Korean BBQ
>probably like 3 whole cows and 5 whole pigs
>30 tons of kimchi and tree fitty garlics
>bowl of rice (always say I won't to keep the focus on the meat but do anyway to absorb those glorious meat juices)
>rice paper
>twelve heads of lettuce and parilla leaf
>fifteen whole ass daikons
>too much soju, way too much soju
>corny-cheese sexual goop
>beef soup
>fried rice
>usually go for bubble tea and Chinese bakery after
I feel fucking terrible the next day and smell like smoke and garlic for the next week but it's glorious, every single time
>pic related, OC bulgogi
Half a gallon of choclate milk whatever that is.
2 pizzas from this local place NY style, each slice is around 480 calories, each pizza has 8 slices.
A box of perdue chicken nuggets.
2 breakfast sausage egg and cheese hot pockets.
>>7607477
it's not a buffet (although those do exist sometimes) but you order rolls and they bring them to you, if you can't finish they charge you a bit extra.
pretty awesome place to just pig out for 20 bucks
>>7594822
8000 calories, but I threw up afterwards so I'm not sure if that counts
After that about 6500 calories in one sitting
>>7596199
duuuuuude, staying up all night on friend's ADHD meds while playing so much minecraft and gmod you had to use an icepack on your laptop to stop it from breaking, then when you were taking a break to break up pills you'd just leave smosh running in the background
>Nostalgia.jpg
ty anon
>>7610392
>muh religion
>>7610457
Holy fuck
I wish I could afford to eat at some steak restaurant everyday.
Close to 2K
>>7604574
Wow dude, you drank two entire beers!
Ate a 6 pound burrito once.
Layed on my couch afterwards for 4 hours thinking about calling an ambulance
i once ate a kg of peanut butter and a litre of milk in one sitting. gotta be the most calories i ever ate at once.
I once worked my way through two entire baking trays of meringue... that's 32 of them at around 200 calories each.
God damn I love meringue.
>>7604574
all you can drink? in a buffet? is that normal for vegas?
>>7624495
6000 calories
nice
I have a lean runner's build, but I can put away food like no one's fucking business. The worst is when the menu says
>feeds 6-8 people
or some shit like that
Some highlights include
>a 20 inch pizza with a fuckload of toppings, 2 boxes of wings, and a decently sized plate of pasta washed down with extra syrup dr. pepper
>12 chili dogs, 12 corn dogs, 6 orders of fries, and a milkshake from weinerschnitzel
