>Order medium wings
>Mouth burns in hell
>Go to another restaurant
>Order Flaming Hot Dante's Inferno wings
>Dick goes flaccid, disappointment
We really should start using the Scoville scale for legal definitions of this. It's like rolling a dice every time you go somewhere new.
>We really should start using the Scoville scale
I actually agree with this, every single place just has some arbitrary definition of what is hot. It's annoying as fuck.
I'm on board.
You should run for president, OP.
>>7577404
Time quads for truth.
>>7579626
surely you could make a close enough estimate based on the amount/type of peppers in it
Eh, I've been a spice fan for a long time and honestly I've gotta say that the only places where I can get my rocks off are at Indian or specific asian places. At this stage I don't really taste the spiciness, apart from the wasabi noseburn.
>>7579626
ASTA pungency units are probably a cheaper test, and are less prone to subjectivity anyway.
>>7577404
lol eating anything over plain or mild is literally for cuck memefags
>>7579682
KYS
>>7579682
uhh
>>7579682
Wew lad
>>7579682
Found the white man
>>7579682
lmao embarrassing
even a degenerate scot like gordon ramsey appreciates heat, why can't you, bitch boy?
