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5 Minutes of Subway Fame
2016-04-14 03:41:07 Post No. 7569505
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5 Minutes of Subway Fame
CardiganTheSweaterGo
2016-04-14 03:41:07
Post No. 7569505
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Saw a post about the weirdest shit subway sandwich artist have run into. Saw a post about a guy with diabetes putting cookies on his sandwich to avoid his wife's wrath. Thought it was a dope idea. Thus the footlong with salami, bacon, spinach, jalapenos, extra extra mayo, and white chocolate chip cookies was born. The workers started questioning who the sandwich was for and I chickened out of saying it was me and said I had a pregnant girlfriend. The workers and customers in line proceeded to bombard me with questions about if I was going to marry her, would I try the sandwich, when the baby was due, and why my pregnant girlfriend has shit taste in sandwiches even for a pregnant woman. The manager even took a picture with it. They thanked me and my nonexistent pregnant girlfriend for making their day and I returned home to eat, wondering how the hell a man who decided to put cookies on his sandwich for the hell of it is supposed to make adult decisions in life.