How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese
I've never encountered such a thing.
>>7563294
When it becomes crime cheese
Any amount.
>>7563313
Stop what?
Either when it becomes a cheesecake or >>7563305
Crime cheese is no joke OP.
>>7563301
this. especially when it's veggie
>>7563305
pic related
>>7563294
Man, I usually say there's no such thing, but damn, that's a LOT. I think that's too much.
>>7563294
>too much cream cheese
I don't understand.
>>7563314
You know what.
>>7563593
No!
when u press the bread and it spills over the sides
>>7563294
>too much cream cheese
What is the phenomenon you speak of?
I think it depends on the bagel really. If you slather dick loads of cream cheese on a bagel that clearly can't take it, that's your fault. Buy better bagels.
>>7563294
The golden sandwich ratio is 2:1. 2 bread to 1 stuff between the bread. It's the rule, dude.
If you are Canadian and are ever forced to eat anything at Tim Hortons, a bagel with cream cheese comes with what I would call too much. Those fuckers can't do anything right.
>>7563294
No more than a 3mm thick spread
>>7563305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xN0co4qtw
I see the bagel as a vehicle for the cream cheese
>>7564217
you could just ask for it on the side
>>7564033
who died and made you king?
>>7563573
Fat ass detected
>>7563294
If that bagel was toasted, with some lovely crisp salad leaves, sweet baby tomatoes and some thinly sliced cucumber that'd be the perfect amount.
>>7563294
To much?
Lol!
>>7563305
Holy shit no stop that
>>7563294
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My dad plays bridge, and occasionally the club he belongs to will hire me to do the shopping for their weekend-long tournaments. They always ask me to get these bulk one-ounce containers. I've found that, even though the intent is to use one container per bagel, you really need to use one container per half a bagel to get the perfect amount of cream cheese.
>>7564217
same thing for dunkin donuts in the US
>>7563315
Can you link me to that guy's video? I remember it but I don't think I have it bookmarked or remember the guy's name.
>>7566272
HELLO WILDCATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8&nohtml5=False
>>7563315
weber cooks
>>7563294
What? I understand the words individually, but when you put them together like that I don't get the meaning.
>be not american
>ate some food with cream cheese
>tasted good
what is exactly for you north americans 'cream cheese'. Give recipes please
>>7567218
It's a soft cheese like brie but not as strong.
>>7567218
thanks but if i want to 'cook' it how do I proceed ?
>>7567224
I'm not sure what you are asking.
Do you want instructions on how to make cream cheese?
Or do you want recipes for foods which contain cream cheese as one if the ingredients?
>>7567219
>soft cheese like brie
you Joke i hope.. cream cheese has nothing to do with brie, camembert or other white mold cheese.. maybe the fact that they are made out of milk...
>>7567224
>get gf
>wait for yeast infection
>creampie her with jizz
>wait until vagina cheese and jizz turn into cream
>scrape cream cheese out of vagina with a spoon
No such thing. Same with sour cream
>>7567241
>Do you want instructions on how to make cream cheese?
Yes this is what i need
>>7563294
Honestly, for me too much cream cheese is when you spread it thick enough that it's able to form globs or chunks. You want to spread it in an even layer that's heavier than a film, but no heavier than that.
>>7567249
I know you're fucking trolling but I tried to eat out my ex without realizing she had a yeast infection. Shit was nasty and to this day I still gag whenever I get a whiff of something that smells similar.
>>7563294
When it's like chomping on a big bar of butter and you can't taste the bread anymore.
Less is more with most sorts of spreads and condiments.
seriously is there anyone here able to help me maing 'cream cheese'.
no jeez joke plz
>>7567290
Makecheese dot ca
>>7563294
>>7563305
>>7564750
Y'know.. i've never really looked that closley at Dagwoods sandwiches before
That shit looks nasty as fuck
>bone-in fish
>lobster still in the shell
>2 inch layer of onions
jesus christ Dagwood
>>7567402
>>7564719
How do you even find stuff like this kek
>>7566620
>>7563315
Why does this make me feel so sad?
>>7566620
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOa-ae6_okmg&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ftime_continue%3D97%26v%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start2=0&authorName=Mad+Weber
>>7569314
kekek
vid unrelated
>>7569298
You see your future, and suspect it is unavoidable.
