What is the most god tier frozen pizza?
>>7549119
Screamin Sicilian, comfytier would be op pic or tonys
Thin crust, pepperoni Jack's with anchovies, tomatoes, and black olives.
>>7549119
Totino's. Seriously.
>>7549128
eh I had that yesterday. Wasn't impressed.
>>7549128
My man. My wife has a sister who worked for the company and would give them to us for free.
Truly the king of frozen pizzas (if you're willing to drop some clams on frozen pizza)
>>7549128
It's 100% pure unfiltered grass-fed non-GMO meme pizza it's meant to appeal to the hipster-lifestyle with the box art, shill
>>7549119
Not tombstone. Its high school cafeteria tier.
>>7549119
Safeway has ridiculously good frozen pizza. Not that open nature crap either. Their Pepperoni and Sausage pizza is the shit.
Flavor
>DiGiorno
Value
>Red Baron
I've had over 20 frozen pizza brands.
Honorable mention is Home Run Inn. Very underrated.
Red Baron, original crust. Pepperoni. The quintessential frozen pizza of all time.
>>7549128
Yes, frozen pizza for almost the price of Papa Murphy's.
Thanks for playing.
(Actually it's higher than a Papa Murphy's now with their $5 single topping sale)
Tombstone brick-oven style pepperoni
>>7549119
A tip for making any frozen pizza a lot more fresh and interesting is adding onion slices and paprika.
I bought some Kroger's brand pizzas for 33 cents each a few months back when they were on clearance. They weren't even small pizzas, like 12" pizzas.
Worst shit I ever ate, but also the best because of the price.
>>7549119
Digornios four cheese rising crust. That crunchy fluffy crust is amazing.
>>7552231
Prepare to get meme' out.
I had half of one, and I thought it was okay, but it was 9 bucks. That's just too much for a frozen pizza if you ask me.
>>7549119
Here lately this one is my favorite
>>7549119
you've already got it. get a tombstone supreme, pick the pepperoni and sausage off, that is some tasty shit
>>7552307
Hello store brand bro
Tombstone is definitely the best value.
Big enough to fill up a fat man, tasty enough, and cheap.
i like these
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you're all contrarian plebs with shit taste
I don't know - I never really like frozen pizza - but I find Totino's "Party Pizza" hilarious. I mean, it's the size of a delivery small. It's AWFUL. It LOOKS like shit. I mean, who is throwing a party with this shit?
>>7553157
>made with pork, chicken, beef
three meats topping for the price of one!
>>7552303
Welcome, brother.
this is fucking god tier
his has been my favourite for about 5 years but I only get it when its half-price because for like, 2 or 3 bucks more I could get a fresh pizza with actual toppings
Here's the secret:
A large Tony's pizza...cheap but shitty. Around $2.99 or something. Say it's a sausage and pepperoni...so a Little Caesar's is five bucks, but you're not close enough to one...
So you take this thing and scrape the toppings off, frozen. Meanwhile, heat the oven to 10-15 degrees less of what it says on the back. Re-arrange the toppings with order (not like the automated sausage spray in the right corner and no sausage anywhere else)...perhaps add some of your own shit, but not necessary..I add fresh mozzarella and spices...so then re-arrange and then let your pizza sit around the heat output of the oven for about 10-15 minutes, rotating on the fives (meaning on the stove top, where you feel hot air coming from)...
Then put your pizza in for about 15-20 minutes. Watch the cheese towards the end. Most times, the crust will crisp up before the cheese melts. But this is the weird part about frozen pizza--burnt crust or fully melted cheese. What I do...I take a friggin' heat gun (or blow dryer) to to the cheese at the end...get it bubbly. The crust was done four minutes ago...solidify the top, wait a few, slice and serve...
>>7553638
that's ridiculous, the point of frozen pizza is not making an effort. if you're going to put that much into it, buy some dough/a frozen pizza base/whatever, cut up your own fresh ingredients, grate your own cheese and put it in the oven.
>>7553613
My nigga
>>7553658
This. It's infinitely better and isn't hard at all. Yields greater results than wasting all that time fucking with a frozen pizza
>>7553658
the point is attaing to something better than a pile of frozen dogshit, man...or else buy some pizza bites (for 4.59) and wait an hour for them to cool down...the cutoff point being five dollars, get a large--freshly cooked--pepperoni or cheese from Little Caesar's...or else eat some vegetables ya pricks, ya
>>7553673
>the point is attaing to something better than a pile of frozen dogshit, man
but you could just do that by... not buying shitty frozen pizza? the only way I can see your method being useful is if you're poor as shit and can't afford to buy fresh ingredients, but even then...
>>7549119
Tombstone was always too bready for me, the crust is either rock hard or chewy and unpleasant.
Red Baron has the same problem, but even worse, coupled to terrible sauce.
Totino's isn't even worth mentioning in the same breath as the word pizza.
Digiorno's isn't too bad, but it's like eating a pizza flavored pillow.
For me, Jack's is probably the best I've had; thin crust pizza seems to fare much better with being frozen than thicker crusts.
>>7550196
so, delicious? I loved the greasy shit they cooked at my high school. Sabarro's is top school cafe pizzafu. yum
I like crispy cracker like crust and a lot of sauce on a frozen pizza.
>>7553157
I eat that shit all the time because I spend $2-3 a day on food. One time I watched a PBS Frontline documentary about poor kids and several families during the show were filmed eating party pizzas. It didn't hit me just how shitty they were until then. Sigh.
I like the crust on these. Toppings taste fucking nice as well, salami gets crispy and tons of red onion.
>>7553168
>>7553157
Worse than you know, they use imitation cheese. Not even cheese.
That said, they're a dollar, and are decently filling for a medium-sized meal.
Considering making one right now but my roommate commented on how much frozen pizza I eat (Jack's, sausage, burnt to a fucking crisp, God-tier) and now I'm afraid to keep doing it.
Besides, I need to save money for my 8-dollar-handle-of-vodka I'm getting tomorrow.
Kill me.
>>7549119
digiorno four cheese.
i don't know how anyone is confused about this. i dunno why people talk about any pizza on this board that is not digiorno four cheese.
it is FAR better than any delivery variety and its fucking 6.99...
>>7552303
this
dat crust
>>7553136
goin with jacks
i remember it being fairly cheap but not bad tasting
>>7553613
I love this one.
>>7553136
>>7549119
These are the best. Thank me later.
>>7558207
I've never seen that one in my supermarket. usually just the mozzarella, spinach, and some kind of meat ones. that looks good as fuck tho desu
>>7550222
You're right except it's Tombstone not Red Baron. Tombstone is really the granddaddy of frozen pizza - or at least the definitive one
>>7555946
Jack's is ok for like the first ten minutes after you take it out of the oven. After that it turns to total shit, and it doesn't do well with reheating.
The same is true of Little Caesars except it does better with reheating.
>>7558312
>Little Caesars
When you can get a large pizza, fresh or relatively fresh, from LCs for $5, I don't know why anyone would ever bother with frozen pizza unless it's the bottom-barrel stuff like Totino's or Ellio's.
Probably Amy's.
She's pretty hot by the way.
IF you're not a faggot then I'd go with Digiorno
>>7553157
awwww.....yeahhhhhh. this was my thursday night regular in undergrad. I was such a miserable piece of shit that I would stack two together, then bake and think I was a king. Now I can afford DiGiorno
>>7558488
Amy's sucks shit and costs too fucking much
>>7558324
Little Caesars is probably my favorite fast food when it's fresh. Only problem is that you're gambling when you go in, half the time I get a pizza that is several hours old.
Also Totino's might be pizza shaped, but that garbage should not be called pizza.
>>7558324
try the frozen pizza you get at Wal Mart. They're "Sam's Club" brand I think, they're called Thin Crust but they're so much better than any thin crust I've ever had.
>>7553613
>>7558207
these or some of the trader joe pizzas are on par
I just get store brand versions of tombstone if concerned about money though
>>7558616
I've tried their Marketside brand, is that the same thing? Because that stuff managed to taste like frozen even though it was "fresh". Gross and won't be getting it again
There's a movie called Buzzard, and one called Apex, most of the same people. There's a couple good totinos pizza jokes in both
>>7558613
I always just ask for a fresh Hot-N-Ready and they make it. I don't mind waiting.
>>7558324
I always feel like I need to take a shower after I eat Little Caesars. It's like the greasiest fucking shit in the world.
I used to eat these semi-frequently when I worked at Walgreen's. Surprisingly good for being Walgreen's crappy store brand.
>>7555857
Pour that through a charcoal filter, son. It'll taste better
>>7549119
Ah McCain, you've done it again!
>>7553139
This is objectively garbage
The only decent frozen pizza. The rest of you niggers all have shit tier taste
>>7553157
totinos is bomb diggity
>>7549119
This, hands down. I didn't even know Gino's sold frozen until my local Aldi of all places had some. It approaches being as good as the original in the place in Chicago.
for under $5
Jack's rising crust
for over $5
I'm too cheap to find out, at that point just order from a chain
>>7559366
Even fresh from the restaurant its not that great
>>7558634
No it's not, it's pure frozen and comes in things like Philly Cheesesteak or Buffalo Chicken
i haven't tried the marketside kind
>>7549119
Red Baron
TombStone is pretty good too I guess
I've never had a frozen pizza that I would consider good. I would even take shitty chain pizza like Little Caesar's over a "premium" frozen pizza.
>>7552231
These are the best frozen ones I had. But they are still too expensive.
>>7552303
my nigga
Dignornos thin crust with veggies or Celeste with pepperoni.
Theyre just small easy portions that i like.
St. Louis mama lucia
>>7553157
I could sit down and eat 10 of those. Okay, at least 6. No joke.
>>7553136
When I lived in a spider-infested $250/mo shithole right after college, an older guy living down the hall from me tried to give me a Jack's pizza for free. I refused. It was probably ok though.
>>7558488
Part of that is probably due to the fact that they use a richer cheese blend than other places. It includes Muenster which is fattier than your usual dry-ass part-skim mozzarella and will produce more grease.
>>7553157
One time I invited people over for a "pizza party"
When it came time for the pizza, I pulled out a single Totino's, cooked it, and sliced it up into 6 slices (one for each person)
Everyone looked so confused, but nobody would say anything, everyone just awkwardly ate their tiny slice of Party Pizza and was like "that was uh....good! mmm"
I give myself a lot of credit that day because I did not crack, I played it one hundred percent straight even though I was dying laughing on the inside while everyone was just confused and awkward
At some point I went in the bathroom and ordered delivery, but it was so hilarious
>>7553139
delissio is the best
>>7553157
I always figured they were meant for little kids who don't know any better. They don't have very discriminating tastes so you could easily serve Totino's at some kids' party and it would go over well.
But the company knows that adults eat it too so maybe "Party Pizza" just became part of the product identity. Or maybe it's a wink to stoners. I dunno.
... i take the pepperoni, ad a little bit of extra spicy cheddar, some chorizos, and jalapeno and put the pepperoni back.
Guilty, lazy frozen pizza.
Depends on how much money I have.
A cheap god tier pizza would definitely be Tombstone.
An expensive one would be Digiorno or Red Baron.
this
>>7549119
Red Baron. There is no other.
>>7562419
too salty
>>7562416
probably my favorite brand.
costco store brand frozen pizza's are also very good.
>>7559366
California Pizza Kitchen or die nigga. This is the only edible frozen pizza (other than Papa Murphy's of course)
>>7558598
>being this objectively wrong
>>7562928
Some poor people convince themselves that expensive food tastes bad so they can feel better about their shitty existence.
don't worry about it, you can't help them... they are a lost cause.
>>7562961
>i make fun of people who buy a frozen pizza that costs $2 more than my brand of frozen pizza to feel better about my miserable existence
That's actually really sad.
>>7549119
Freschetta best cheese. Digorino sp best supreme.
fight me
>>7562416
this nigga knows whats up
>>7562973
I'd rather go grab a 5 dollar take out pizza from Papa Johns than pay for a Digorino. I think it's slightly better quality and the dough doesn't taste like it was frozen. Freschetta makes a pretty good cheese pie though.
>>7563017
While I kind of agree with you, the thread is about frozen pizza
