https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOu-YPcZ0v4
Does she poop or puke?
>not sifting the flour
>>7546889
Probably both soon afterwards considering Asians are lactose intolerant and the poor thing just had some mozzarella.
It gets good around 6 minutes
How to fuck up this badly?
>>7546895
Is this actually true or just a thing white people say?
Everybody I ever met in Japan while I lived there enjoyed pizza, and pretty much all Italian food and the most common breakfast besides nattou and rice was yogurt, in fact besides flavored alcohol drinks and tea, drinkable yogurt varieties made from a variety of different cultures were most prominently featured in the drink aisle. Cold cereal wasn't popular but you could find it at every grocery store.
I met a guy who was part of the team that successfully started marketing for Kellog in Mexico and South America and had been brought in to do the same thing in Japan. He never once mentioned an issue he had was large swathes of the population being lactose intolerant, but he talked constantly about how they just had to figure a way into the breakfast culture.
>>7546925
I think it's actually the Chinese, Vietnamese, and Koreans who are lactose intolerant. Or at least, they have a much higher incidence of lactose intolerance than other ethnicities.
>>7546882
She'd look nice with a facial desu
>>7546882
>Makes a cooking YouTube channel
>Doesn't even have a proper rolling pin
>Unironically uses Chef Boyardee products
>Spends the entire video awkwardly siting down and struggling to reach everything she needs without knocking over the shitty plastic table she's working at
>Proceeds to barely even edit her video and never cuts out the awkward moments
>Doesn't even bother to do a second take when her dog barks
>Literally half the goddamned video is just her awkwardly trying to eat the mess she's created
>shitcago pizza
nothing of value was lost. fuck off somewhere else with your tomato sauce pie
Is she sitting through the entire video? How can you even do that? I can not do a god damn thing in the kitchen while sitting. Does she have legs? Is she just 3 feet tall?
Chicago pizza is a disgrace in itself, by the way.
>>7546882
this is fucking gross. bitch just literally ate the equivalent of two large balls of mozzarella (easily a pound or pound and a half at least)
>>7546925
>drinkable yogurt varieties
Yogurt generally has less lactose since the bacteria break it down.
>>7546966
>Chicago pizza is a disgrace in itself, by the way.
agreed
>>7546895
>>7546925
>>7546931
I wish it was false, because I love that non Wisconsin cheese but unfortunately most Asians are lactose intolerant like myself. However, it is not generally like you white people imagine. The intolerance and reaction to lactose worsens the more exposed and older you are. My father shits liquid after eating sauces with some blue cheese. I, on other hand, handle sauces and mild cheese usage pretty well. The thing go nuts when I eat entire slices. Pic is the prevalence of lactose intolerance on global population.
>>7546882
wrong racial slur, bucko
they love that shit
https://youtu.be/ooizM4P27lA
>>7547013
Mongolia cant be 8-100% intolerant.
They only eat cheese and milk.
>>7547145
this was a cool video
I wish they would have included neapolitan style as well but that's a little harder to find so I can see why they didn't
also that new york pizza looked like shit desu but the chicago and detroit pizzas were spot on.
shes cute
>>7546925
That crap with hot dogs, shrimp crackers and glitter on it they eat in Japan is not pizza.
Asians are lactose intolerant.
>>7547145
Word this one was my favorite.
https://youtu.be/gWKOUxF-Dso
>>7546882
30:24 video to use a kit?
>>7546963
It's not a cooking channel, it's a mukbang channel.
It's for guys to jerk off to girls eating food.
>>7547013
dude, that's a map showing those that like to get cucked.
SMELLY
>>7547013
>norwegian descent
>drink milk everyday
yum
>>7546896
Confirmed. At 5:55, she starts beating her meat under the table.
>>7547219
Are you being serious?
Pizza and Coke? She has assimilated well.
Also, how is this possible?
>122,504 subscribers
>Joined Sep 6, 2015
>>7546882
Who's this semen demon?
>>7546882
God, I love the way Asian immigrants sound so fucking retarded speaking English
makes me want to cum on her face even more
>>7547171
Not raw.
They ferment the fuck out of it.
>>7547260
Is there an asian female in the video?
Then it's a fetish.
>>7547202
>Thinking Japan doesn't have a wide variety of pizza
You've never been to Japan and think those "11 unbelievably weird things" about Japan listicles are representative of the country. Winner of best Italian pizza in the world for like 5 years in a row was a Japanese guy who trained in Italy and opened a place in Tokyo.
>>7547260
Not him, but yes. The act of women eating large quantities of food in this instance is called mukbang, and *some* men jerk off to it. I personally don't, but just read some of the comments.
>>7547720
Japan have the god tier "german style" with potatoes, smoked ham, onions, quality cheese and pepper.
It's fantastic
>>7546971
Your thread was racist in front. This thread is veiled.
Try making a thread about how Germans are trash and their cuisine is empty of ingredients that are international. You can argue there that nationalism isn't against the rules, but it's implied to be a thinly veiled racial attack on whites. Germans fucking suck anyway.
>>7547271
Americans can into proper English either.
Like pronouncing aluminium.
>>7547768
You cucks can't even speak your own language properly let alone shitting on superior people who pronounce words correctly.
>>7547775
>superior people
>iq below asians
>can't pronounce tortilla or guacamole
>>7547783
Can;t you read? I was talking about the Eurotrash not Asians.
>>7547768
Fuck off for a long period of time after the discovery and early applications of aluminum both spellings and pronunciations were used Interchangeably
>>7547271
wtf she speaks (american) english like a native
>>7546882
Not to be an autist but does some ground beef flattened into a disk count as being a sausage pate? I think it at least needs some other spices such as sage to count.
>>7547145
The middle girl in every group of people is always the hottest. Kind of weird. It's like they surround her with less beautiful women on each side to get her in there. Regardless, would eat any pizza and smash any woman in this video. You don't order a pizza and expect a $300 gourmet meal. You don't order an asian and expect 100% perfection but originality and independence instead as well as beautiful. Nobody likes fat asians. Well yeah some people do. But still. It's whatever.
>>7547860
I'd fuck the mess outta a fat asian girl. Even feed her afterwards and feign intrest in whatever fuck awful fad she's in to.
>>7546882
Did she not think that she might actually be using a little too much cheese?
literally half a ball of Mozzarella would've been fine..
that fucking globular mess she pulled out at that end, swimming in sauce and cheese, fuck me.
just kill me.
what's with the giant hamburger patty
>>7547145
>chewing with open mouths
whoa, culture shock
>>7547013
How do beaners even eat their own food without spraying diarrhea all over the place with every bite?
>>7547810
no, she has this distinct little asian inflection that causes certain sounds to become retarded. I know a couple asian chicks who make the same sort of sounds too
the same way poo in loos speaking English always have a funny way of saying things even when perfectly fluent
>>7547013
So essentially, milk drinking was the reason white people conquered the world. Fascinating. Was it the extra protein and energy for bigger brains and better bodies?
>>7546882
don't call asian gook you fucking racist
>>7547013
>Niger has the same tolerance as white people
>>7548045
Tuaregs. They depend on milk-producing cattle, including especially camels, due to their enviroment. A millenial development. The ones who couldn't stomach milk naturally died at infancy.
>>7548033
>Being this proud in how you don't travel and judge people by their accents
Get a fucking passport and talk to people
>>7548057
woah, chill out family
It's simply interesting and funny the way different people have strange accents when speaking English, and in the case of Asian chicks especially arousing
>>7547202
So basically if you are lactose intolerant you live in peasantville, according to that image
>>7547202
Is this how white people became white? Milk?
>>7547824
It's probably pre-seasoned ground sausage, which is a thing you can get in the USA.
>>7548093
No, Timmy. It was because of darkness. Bitter, driving cold and darkness. Black people are so because they are children of light and the sun, but the white people were born out of the darkness of the north, of millenia upon millenia of subsistence in caves and hovels on deep woods and dark mountains, with little more light than that they made themselves with the gift of fire. Even dependency on milk came from the need to survive when nothing grew.
>>7548100
Americans can't even season their own food? No wonder you cunts are getting fatter every year
>>7548057
hey, it's passport man! PASS PORT
>>7548057
Why do I need a passport when I'm already a citizen of the greatest nation on earth?
>>7546882
I had to drop this chink after I found out she had a bf and brought him on cam
>>7548100
Did you watch the vidya? It's not preseasoned sausage. It's ground beef that the vidya presenter seasons with salt and pepper while talking about how she thinks she has insensitive tastebuds because she doesn't notice seasoning in food and that's why she's using plain ground beef but calling it sausage.
>>7548156
You can't improve anything when you only have one baseline that you already think is perfect.
>>7548033
She's an immigrant from Korea and has a Korean accent, it's not an "Asian" accent unless Koreans are somehow representative of all Asians now.
>>7548180
I skipped a lot of the video because I can't be bothered to watch 30 minutes of this crap, but in the three or four minutes I did watch she called it sausage, so I assumed it was pick related.
Went back and watched it, holy fuck you're right! That's gross as fuck!
>>7546882
this is some really cringey shit. i couldn't imagine being an autistic fuck to the extent that i would record myself talking to a camera and failing at life for 30 minutes.
>how bout the weather recently
>i left my headlights on the other day
>gonna eat this 5 pounds of cheese by myself and talk to my dog, i have no friends
jesus christ this is like /b/'s dream girl
>>7546925
filipina girlfriend. super lactose intolerant.
>>7548202
filipino here. not lactose intolerant. nor are any of my familia.
>>7548202
>filipina girlfriend
kek, white boi detected
the autism around the 27-29 minute mark is off the charts.
>i was at target
>i saw a dog poop
>let me analyze how i feel about dog shit, seeing dog shit, my dog and when it shits and how i feel like people are watching me and judging me all the time
>>7548213
zero shame. best girlfriend ive had.
>>7548188
They should be, korean master race
>>7548249
>They should be, korean master race
laughing_japs_and_chinks.jpg
>>7547208
I'd probably start with the tail.
When you get 100k+ views per video, you should really work on improving your audio quality
>>7547860
Is it not just the cheerleader effect in action? try covering up the girls on either side with your hands and take another look at the middle girls.
>>7547145
>all ugly as fuck
>one semi attractive 8/10
>"model"
>>7548461
>this is the opinion you have when you've never kissed a girl
Are you supposed to use that much mozzarella in a Chicago style pizza?
>>7548480
>Chicago style pizza
Things that don't exist.
LOL
I remember a watched a video of this girl. And she spent the whole video talking about how she didn't care how white her skin was. But then she accidentally hitt he camera and revealed she had the brightness turned up to maximum
>>7547370
Is there a female in the video?
then its a fetish.
fixed that for you
That looks yummy
>>7547783
>'tilla
>guac
>>7548429
GradeAunderA records himself with a galaxy phone. You dont need high quality shit if you have loyal subs.
>>7548165
I bet he's white.
>>7548578
Except you should if you actually give a shit about your fans
>>7548603
You clearly don't get what I'm trying to say
>>7548495
Or maybe her room is dark.
>>7548578
How did his channel even explode like that? What the fuck happened?
>>7548581
She's a FOB and relatively attractive. Those kinds of girls tend to have Asian boyfriends.
>>7548224
> my favourite part apart from when the pizza slice was a giant blob
>>7547145
compare the color of their necks to the paleness of their faces. I thought cakeface was bad on girls in the US, but holy shit, their faces must have like half an inch of makeup
>>7546882
You can't disgrace something that's already fucking trash
>>7547260
I just watch it because when I fast two days a week it's weirdly filling to see food being consumed.
>>7548622
Quality content
>>7547202
Why is the lower half of africa more lactose intolerant than the upper half?
>>7549105
I think they got cows in the upper half. It's those crazy fuckers that drink cow urine and wash themselves with it.
For extra keks watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiXMzgI9ciw
>>7549132
Holy shit what the actual fuck
>>7546882
KEEMI a cute! CUTE!
>>7547145
that shit does not deserve the name pizza papa marco would be spinning in his grave at the crap those italian americans have produced
>>7546882
She seems so sad, I just want to give her a hug...
>>7548165
DROPPED
FUCKING SLUT DECEIVED ME
>>7546925
>white people say?
you mean doctors?
>>7547263
I was in the first 1000, she got suggested to me on YouTube.
I watched her for the memes with friends but never realised that people watch it unironically.
>>7549303
aye someone linked here in a cringe thread on here in december or november or something and ive been subbed ever since
>>7549303
I watch to laugh at how dumb she is, and also for a bit of a warm up to fapping because she has the sort of face you just want to glaze like a chelsea bun
>>7549324
>the sort of face you just want to glaze like a chelsea bun
Weirdo.
>>7546931
My grandma is born and raised in the philipines 100% philipino and she can't handle milk
>>7549339
>posts anime
let me guess, you want a sticky facial yourself.
>>7549346
No just stop bringing up your weird sex stuff out of nowhere, this is a cooking board.
>>7549362
I'll stop when anime posters fuck off
>>7549362
>No just stop bringing up your weird sex stuff out of nowhere, this is a board for watching dumb little asian fuckdolls make accidents with big American ingredients
What did he mean by this?
>>7549370
I'm a litlte sick of these threads honestly, but she IS cooking, whether you like it or not.
>>7549379
im not, i got yellow fever for koreans and chinese girls
>>7549346
>getting triggered because of anime
>on 4chan
>>7549105
Backflow of genes and animal husbandry from Europe and the Middle East.
>>7548044
Fuck off retard
>>7549303
I hope you feel good about yourself
>>7548622
His channel is basically real talk about real things and saying out loud what people only think about
>>7550339
I think the British accent helps. I could listen to those guys talk about nothing for ever.
>>7552210
What more is there to discuss?
>>7546882
What the fuck is wrong with her face?
>>7546963
jokes on you, watched the full 30 min video lol
>>7548035
and beer/alcohol
Whites are the only race with special enzymes to help break it down
oh, and our incredible creativity and innovation
>>7546966
she can't reach the table otherwise
>>7548044
call the waaahmbulance for hurt botty cream
>>7548202
go ahead throw both your heritages away and create children that will never fit in
>>7549342
you poor thing
>>7552687
korean genetics
>>7555283
anyone have the wambulance pic? all I could find was this
also get a real asainfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EHtMjSQP54
>>7555288
>filipina
>throwing away heritage
he's moving up. they're the most powerful race.
>>7555312
yeah, thanks filliponis for inventing electricity, refrigeration, internal combustion engine, cars, bikes, motorbikes, modern shipping, the computer, the internet, satellites, submarine cables, wireless, modern architecture, modern medicine, modern agriculture, etc etc
>>7548010
A lot of bathrooms I walked into in restaurants while in Mexico had projectile diarrhea smeared on the walls. I think it's a crazy combo of messed up water and lactose intolerance.
>>7547206
I honestly find it interesting that they can't really comprehend what they're eating.
Also
>citrus on pulled pork
>Raspberry glaze on ribs
I can dig it.
>>7547860
>you don't order an asian and expect %100 perfection but originality and independence instead as well as beautiful.
nigga how retarded are you?
>>7546882
good morning
