hey cu/ck/s what's the most impractical thing to eat in your car?
Today I found out cup of noodles was not practical at all even though its a cup and should work with a cup holder.
Discuss.
bowl of cereal
>>7541571
please explain what happened there
![recipe_Steamed-Crabs-Legs-Six-Sauces_i161_1200x800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Qe8Vsy.jpg "recipe_Steamed-Crabs-Legs-Six-Sauces_i161_1200x800[1].jpg")
>>7541571
Crab legs
I saw a lady eating spaghetti with a fork out of a tupperware and reading while driving. It pissed me off so much that I threw my burrito at her car.
>>7541571
Foot long chili cheese dog from Sonic
>>7541571
WHAT THE FUCK
Syrup everywhere.
>>7541571
how did you get the noodles and soup everywhere? it should have been a simple matter of picking the cup up, drinking the soup, then eating the noodles.
>>7542147
Shit burns dude. I can barely drink hot beverages, let alone drink boiling chicken piss and plastic noodle filler.
>>7542180
Christ you're retarded.
How did you manage to stop drooling and soiling yourself long enough to pass a driving test.
>>7542147
>drinks soup b4 eating noodles
>communist
meatball sub
or these
it's frustrating even imaginating
>>7542211
but you get soup all over you if you eat the noodles first.
>>7542371
Do Americans really eat in the car regularly? I have memories of my mother eating KFC while driving when we went on a 4 hour trip to see relatives but in hindsight I don't know why we didn't just pull over for 20 minutes.
As for me I have enough trouble just eating tic tacs while driving. Any attempt to eat actual food would probably result in a twenty car pileup with me underneath, sandwich in hand.
>>7542403
I do, so that I can sleep in as long as possible. Life of a wagecuck
>>7542097
I saw a guy eating 2 burgers while driving with his knees. He had a burger in each hand and was alternating bites. Wish phones had good cameras back then.
>>7541571
Crunchy Tacos. If you must eat and drive anything not already in bite sized pieces is asking for either a spill or getting into a crash. Or both.
>>7542097
kek
Not /ck/ but I saw a guy driving and using a harmonica to disguise the fact that he was really picking his nose while driving. I guess he could have eaten what he picked out, would that make it /ck/?
>>7541577
No fuck that cereal totally works just take bites at red lights
>>7542403
Non americans are just shit at driving. I've eaten whole dinners, had sex, gotten dressed, shaved, and even taken a piss while driving.
>>7542710
I filed my taxes while driving.
Bbq wings, they get the wheel messy, also donuts if you're unlucky and accidentally get frosting on your hands. Shit gets all over the wheel
Fried rice.
With chopsticks.
Yes it worked, no it wasn't safe.
>>7542710
I've prepared, cooked, and served a four course meal while drying.
>>7542710
I re-shingled my roof while driving.
>>7542710
I built a homeless shelter while driving.
one time my mom ate chicken tikka masala with her hands while she drove
>>7542710
I've driven while driving.
>>7541571
ate nachos off the passenger floorboard after they slid out while driving on the highway
>>7542403
Not while driving I don't, but I ate a meal in my car for the first time with my brother yesterday while parked and it was probably the most comfy I've ever felt in a long time
Had the window slightly rolled down so there was a nice breeze and I could hear the birds chirping
>>7542403
I occasionally do, maybe while listening to an audiobook. Unless some stupid wagecuck comes to watch me or ask if I've been through already...
>>7543750
nice meme
>amerifats
>eatan' while drivan'
>implying there shouldn't be a law for this
Bonus points if you can keep the melting butter on top.
>>7542710
I fought the Confederate, wrote the constitution and formed the United States of America while driving.
>>7542403
Americans have this culture of automatically shoving their nose into everyone else's business, so autists and misanthropes are banished to their cars.
Also, they don't pay attention to the road, and their roads are so straight nobody cares about steering. And the cars are so shit that you could twirl the wheel constantly and only weave a little.
I was driving home from work a few years ago and caught a man in my rearview mirror eating chicken wings with both hands while driving. After he finished one he dumped the bone somewhere in the passenger seat and pulled his hands up to the sides of his head parallel to his ears then rubbed the ends of his fingers to get the crumbs off them. It looked like a dance that I now impressive my friends with when we're all really drunk.
>>7542403
I took my wife's son to ballet practice while driving.
>>7542083
yea keep those to theater snacks
kinda like smoking weed
dont do it at the same time as driving
>>7542071
Bumpy road, probably.
when i was driving cross country frequently I got to the point where I could roll a cigarette, make instant coffee or cocoa, or make a sandwich with fresh cut onions and cheese without a problem.
>>7544854
>roll a cigarette
I used to roll joints while driving a little while back, shit was tedious.
>>7542710
I've defeated empires while driving
>>7542710
I changed tires while driving
>>7545790
Quality post friendo
>>7545790
How do you turn this on
What's that stick in the middle of the car for?
>>7546113
Emergency dildo
I know none of these feels. Not a single one.
who /absolutely no eating in your car/ here?
This experience can from a high school friend who claimed "it'll be alright" when he decided the front seat of my car was a great place to tear into these bad boys
Let's just say by the time he took his first bite, I had known that I would never errantly eat a French fry at a stop sign or take a bite of a sandwich in between traffic. It's just not worth it, no matter how "easy the food is to eat"
>>7542675
I once was at a red light and it was raining and the water on the ground made it look like the guy next to me had a flat tire so I told him as much by yelling. he didn't have a flat tire and parked right near me in the shops I was driving to and I saw it wasn't flat so I had to quickly run inside while he got out looking puzzled and didn't leave the shops until he drove off.
Hard shell taco
>>7542710
Ive waged countless wars on other planets while driving. The last thing the innocents heard before they died, was the soft rumbling of my engine. While driving
>>7542710
I've seen dank memes while driving
>>7546079
just type bigdaddy
>>7542403
Jesus Christ are non Americans capable of doing anything except looking out for sleeping policemen and speed cameras while driving?
I routinely roll and smoke while driving. I may be a weaving asshole but I got my ball joint and tie rod end replaced now I don't even do that
>>7542710
I've been drinking and driving.
>>7542710
I passed my driving test while driving
i've had a blowjob while driving but i dont eat in my car
>>7548002
when you're on a road trip higway driving for 20 minutes is a really long distance. it sucks to stop for that long
>>7542083
Went to a sea food buffet with my parents on Christmas last year
They ate a shit load of crab legs
>>7542142
Their french toast on the other hand was designed for cars.
Even with the cute little syrup holder in the lid
>>7547384
She's perfect.
>>7542710
I got a loan from the local bank while driving
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>>7542518
Did he look like this?
>>7542710
I've flown airplanes while driving
>>7541571
I would kill myself if that ever happened to me.
>>7546079
Enter the cheat code "smallmommy"
>>7542710
>you
