This is the best brand of soda on earth and I will fistfight you if you disagree
>>7539699
It's pretty good, bud
Berry Lemonade is the best one.
>>7539699
It's from Washington so there's a good chance it's better than anything from flyover land.
>>7539699
In 2007, the company announced an $11.6 million loss, due to the attempted expansion into the canned-soda market, whose barriers to entry were high against mass-produced Coca Cola and Pepsi.
>If it's the best brand of soda on earth why do Pepsi and Coca-Cola outsell it so vastly?
Riddle me that, bitch
>>7539699
>drinking literal bubbly sugar water
Have fun with your amber-coloured pee, failing kidneys and stomach cancer you degenerate. I bet you use a microwave to reheat your food.
>>7539761
Infrastructure, brand recognition, advertising funding and fat diabetus southerners who prefer mass produced shit.
>>7539746
Wrong.
>>7539699
I get their crushed melon one every times it's on sales.
>>7539768
>who prefer mass produced shit.
Jones is mass produced...it's available in every state in the United States, it's not some niche local soda lol.
Are you a teenager from 2005? I'm pretty sure my sister said the same things about drinking Jones when she was 13 and in her alternative phase
>>7539769
Get that poverty syrup out of here. I feel like I just walked through a trailer park. I need a shower.
>>7539761
Not OP, but it's not because something is popular and world renowned that its the best.
If I were asked to choose jones or coke or Pepsi, I'd go for Jones due to the sheer variety there is
>>7539777
No, it's a microsodary.
>>7539782
Nah bro that's because you're a fuckin edgy hipster and coca colas too mainstream for ya
>>7539699
It's just bubbly water with a zing of flavor. It's terrible.
>>7539769
t. Juggalo
>>7539779
teehee
>>7539777
not all flavors are available everywhere.
best flavor: blue bubblegum (not available in my state)
>>7539699
Today after school at the local park.
>>7539699
Its the best mass market soda typically available in America but after traveling the world for most of my 20s melon fanta, exclusively available in 7 and i-holdings and family restaurants is the best soda in the world. It also makes the best soda float I've ever had as well.
Everyone I've ever let taste my stash I bring back agrees and always tries to get me to bring them back a can.
>>7539699
Jones used to make a Lemon Pop that was fucking fantastic
Клятi пiндocи
>>7540990
I'm with you, brother.
Boylan is the way to go.
>>7539777
Jones soda is and always has been mass produced but since theres cool random pictures on it (btw blue bubblegum is best jones soda) it makes all the 2005 alternative kids think its some underground awesome soda so it makes us feel better. Like were drinking some unknown awesome soda nobody else knows about.
>>7539699
Put down that hipster coffee shop garbage and drink a real soda faggot.
>>7539767
But that's what microwaves are for senpai.
>>7540990
hows the ginger ale?
>>7539745
Mah nigga!
I've enjoyed Wostok and Bionade with my rare making-exceptions-on-holiday vegan fast food meals. They're much less sugary than most sodas. Wostok has an interesting history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baikal_%28drink%29
