McDonalds looks so fancy these days!
I have literally not eaten there since the 90s.
>>7537350
You should. Great new modern menu!
>>7537353
Fuck off shill
>>7537355
I just believe in the brand, that's all :-)
>>7537344
Reminds me of cubicles and the beige nightmare that is the interior of the Enterprise D. I guess they're going for a vaporwave aesthetic?
>>7537360
Sure! Clean and green!
>>7537344
You know, come to think of it I am craving a big Mac right about now. Thanks op.
>1 dollar for an entire days worth of exercising gone
Seems worth it.
>>7537368
>tedious nutritional reductionism
Why don't you just eat :^) whole plant foods :^)??
best thread we've had in months thanks op
>>7537386
My pleasure! I just love some hot, fresh McDonalds!
>>7537344
yeah i feel like i need to tuck in my sweats when i go there now
>>7537357
The brand is failing, kek
Watch this to see what Mcdonalds is REALLY LIKE <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fdghgZhObSk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
https://youtu.be/fdghgZhObSk
>>7537528
Mcdonalds is done after this...like what the fuck
>>7537530
I can't be ass'd watching it, so tell us what happens.
>>7537528
Is this How To Basic?
mfw I used to work in a children's Dick Monald's around 2007-9.
By the time I quit we had rats due to the grease trap being broken for +6 months and were threatened with being shut down.
Also one time a friend of mine almost got fired for refusing to serve a morbidly obese kid from the hospital lel (the fat little cunt was probably there cause of the mickey dees and cuck parents anyway)
McDonalds is and forever will be just a shitty meme of a place to eat even in comparison to any other types of fast food outlets.
>>7537368
Fatty, if you actually lifted weights mcdonalds would make you stronk
Mcdicks sees a failing business model. I imagine the boardroom meeting went something like this:
>Johnson! we need more sales!
>sir, what if we offered "premium" burgers to compete with the $10 lunches
>we could also remodel or restaurants to be as dead as the corporate offices our customers work at!
>thats brilliant johnson, but what about the mcrib that always sells well?
>sir, we'll offer a limited breakfast menu all day
And mcdonalds is saved.
>>7537388
ahaha hot and fresh? thats not how they serve anything
>>7537528
I fail to see the problem?
>>7537344
It looks like a state penitentiary
>>7538309
Let us try to serve you againand make it right, our customers satisfaction matters!
>>7537344
Tbh I've always disliked McDonald's but I went there the other to try it out and the food was surprisingly hot and "tasty"
>>7538336
I agree and to top it all off it's actually affordable on my tight budget!
>>7538336
>the food was surprisingly hot and "tasty"
Plot-twist: you actually went to a glory hole in the McD's in the black neighbourhood.
McDonalds was amazing when we had it last week.
Hubby could barely finish his hot, freah Quarter Pounder and the kids loved their Happy Meals, not to mention the new, safer playground.
>McDonalds looks is so fancy and modern and clean!
There is no way this is not some kind of stealth advertising
Yes, it has been pretty much established that the steady stream of 3-5 McDonald's threads active at all times recently is due to either:
Some marketing intern checking us off as "social media campaigning" on his daily task list.
Or
Some very dedicated and emotionally disturbed troll who got raped by someone in a clown suit when he was a kid and is trying to annoy is so much that we sic the Hacker Known as 4Chan on him.
Either way, sage and ignore
McDonalds is a staple in my diet. At least 3 times a week. With their expanded menu, I can choose healthy options like a fresh garden salad, yum!
It's simple really: fresh, affordable, and delicious. It's a winning equation and a business model I can support.
>>7538372
Listen here faggot. Literally nobody talks about a restaurant like that unless they're getting a paycheck. Anybody who likes McDonalds doesn't go there because it's "healthy" or "has a good business model". Those are literally the biggest lies I've ever read on this fucking board. If you really want to shill this product, act more natural and don't be a fucking retard.
>>7538372
Topkek.
Is McDonalds the new Jack?
It's tricky because I can't tongue kiss McDonalds
>>7538386
But you can have it deep inside of you, on a daily basis if you like.
The outside? Isn't that just styrofoam tile tacked on to plywood?
I actually really feel like a cheeseburger right now.
These threads are working :(
>>7538372
I cant read this without laughing my ass off
>>7538359
It does look clean these days, they remodeled all their locations. Too bad there's nothing left on the menu.
>>7538399
Me too. Burger King it is then!
This is now a Burger King thread. Discuss about how Whoppers were always superior to Big Macs
My son (9) loves Whoppers.
And none of that kiddy eat it plain or ketchup only crap. Fully loaded, not junior, Whopper.
He refers to them as being like a side salad on top of a burger.
The best part IMO is that of he eats one, that's it. No room for fries.
It's still fast food, but it's a hell of a lot better than the crap he would eat at McDonalds.
>>7538445
>but it's a hell of a lot better than the crap he would eat at McDonalds.
What makes you think it's any different? They both serve the same over-processed bullshit.
Because at McDonalds he would eat a couple cheeseburgers and fries, or a cheeseburger nuggets and fries.
If you annoy see the difference between a burger that by weight is probably half vegetables and the shit McDonalds puts out, I'm afraid you just are not paying attention.
>>7537344
I agree with OP and some of the other posters in this thread. The McDonald's corp. makes food that pleases your taste buds and your wallet! And knowing that they employ people of diverse backgrounds and pay them a living wage means that I can eat there while supporting main street instead of Wall Street.
Overall, this is a great brand that you can trust! Hope it's around forever!
>>7538383
He's only pretending to be a shill.
>>7537527
>posting textile on 4chan
What's the point of going to McDonald's anymore? Burger King and Taco Bell (and many other places) have better specials.
Hell, I can get a meal from a family-owned restaurant for the same price.
>>7539066
>eating a maccas supports mainstreat
Sorry anon not even the dumbest of shills would try to much such a claim
>>7537634
IT burns up, amazingly enough.
>>7537528
Actually preddy fuckin neat. Like the food is made to be fire resistant so it's impossible to burn.
Reminds me of that webm of some politician's cardboard cutout and protesters trying to burn it and failing.
>>7538412
Why are the vegetables so prominent in these idealized versions? Why are they three times the height? Is the meat just a meme? Are people only pretending to like it?
>>7539290
The kind of person who eats at mcdicks finds comfort in familiarity and generally dislikes anything outside to them such as non-literal art even though they consume it daily unknowingly while missing the point. The family restaurant can't prepare food with the same consistency.
>>7539344
Display pics are ideally stylized to clearly show all ingredients. It's informative and also taken from an angle to make the burger seem more substantial and appealing. In reality everything is concealed on the interior of the sandwich rather than stacked on one side - it's better to eat obviously but not as visually engaging.
Here's a meme video explaining the process:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSd0keSj2W8
>>7539363
I FUGGED UP MY SENTENCE IN EDITING D:D:D:DDDD
>>7537360
>Reminds me of cubicles and the beige nightmare that is the interior of the Enterprise D.
As opposed to what? The pastel nightmare of the the original Enterprise?
I love McDonalds! :)
Today I'm feeling really hungry, might try a Quarter Pounder or even a DOUBLE Quarter Pounder if I'm feeling adventurous lol!
>>7537344
All joking aside their fries are untouchable.
I like the new vaporwave aesthetic they're going for
>>7539471
Nothing beats the elegance of the Intrepid class.
![don_27t_touch_me_you_filthy_casual-medium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EM68vFV.jpg "don_27t_touch_me_you_filthy_casual-medium[1].jpg")
>>7540359
>not the diversity of DS9
Hey fellow Aussies! Maccas for tea tonight?
It's dinner time, you're tired... And the kids deserve a treat!
Mcdelivery.com.au if you don't want to leave the house!!
OMG!
>>7538399
>>7538412
Kinda want a quarter pounder with cheese and some crispy fires and a coke.
Maybe some good pussy too.
>>7537344
Lol so true, base anon.
They recently put in those kiosks in my city. Looks neat, but everyone is avoiding it like its black magic. Are people really too dumb to figure out self-service?
>>7540681
Give it a chance, base anon.
I'm sure it is as hot, fresh and delicious as you will believe!
>>7537344
You should try a double sauce caramel sundae!
So decadent!
New look, same shitty food served by people who wish they didnt fuck up in school and work at dick donalds
>>7537355
>>7538359
>>7538383
>be dumbass
>assume that other people must be as stupid as I am
>assume that McDonalds must hire people dumber than me to do PR
>PR people so dumb that that can't formulate a shill post that isn't blindingly obvious even to dipshits like me
>look mom, I'm a good boy, I picked out all these dirty shills, fuck those mcdicks kikes
>never realise that they are all fake shill threads designed to harvest (You)s off of mouthbreathing retards like me
>>7538372
>yum!
Laughed my ass off.
>>7537386
He he :)
>>7538359
This looks like the Australian maccas,
They are pretty good honestly.
My American friend and I compared stuff.
Aus wins
>>7540799
Sometimes :)
>>7540686
I believe!
>>7537344
McDonalds is so good lol top keck
>>7540747
You know they're going to read that post and think you're talking about yourself.
>>7537344
Exciting times, great to see they're evolving and making their restaurant more appealing. Will be dining at a McDonalds in the next few days for sure
>>7542907
Oh yes, I'm about to run out for a Big Mac right now - such a treat!
>>7540637
>Maybe some good pussy too.
Why don't you have some fermented veggies? I hear they're swimming in cooch germs...
>>7538372
Nice
>>7542941
I'm so jealous! I'd kill for a hot fresh Quarter Pounder right now and a Hot Fudge Sundae!
>>7543601
Me too! Lol
Burgers>chicken!
I AM EATING HUNGRY JACKS CHIPS RIGHT NOW HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
>>7543637
What is Hunger Jacks?
McDonalds hot Apple pies are amazing!
>>7543640
Agreed. Even their shakes.. So thick and creamy!
>>7543640
IT IS THE AUSTRALIAN BURGER KING. THE CHIPS WERE NOT THAT GREAT I KIND OF REGRET EATING THEM NOW
>>7543648
I had Maccas fries and a McChicken last night after football training.
The food was amazing and I'd highly recommend trying it!
>>7543661
WHAT DRINK DID YOU FORGET. DONT YOU GUYS HAVE A DEAL WITH COCA COLA YOUR NOT PROMOTING PROPERLY I WOULD FIRE YOU
>>7543675
I had a Diet Coke, thanks for asking!
Have you had the Filet-O-Fish lately?
>>7543685
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER HAD A FILET O FISH DESU IM SCARED OF GETTING FISH FROM YOU GUYS
>>7543694
I heard they put people who order the fish burger on a government watchlist.
>>7537528
I'd like to see one getting crushed by a hydraulic press 2bh
>>7543727
I bet it would still be completely delicious!
Have you guys tried "Create your own taste" yet!?
i worked at mcdonalds and i literally nearly died b/c of it
spent the two weeks after i got myself fired getting hammered drunk and i remember more of those shitface drunk days than i do the days i was working there
not even worth the money desu
>>7543821
I have. It was a next level burger experience!
Highly recommended to all!
>>7543821
totally gone off normal burgers for CYT stuff.
>baker's bun
>mozzarella
>beef
>mushrooms
>rasher bacon
>beetroot
>tomato
>bbq sauce
i have shit taste, i know
>>7544102
Sounds good.
I love McDonald's cheeseburgers!
>>7538145
McChicken is great after a gruelling workout!
>>7538158
kekd
>>7538372
Best thing I've read all week
>>7544575
Do you feel like a cheeseburger and some piping hot fries?
>>7537528
>all the normies on facebook acting like this is horrifying
The amount of people who have used this video as 'proof' of how horrible mcdonalds is makes me want to kill myself
So with all the heated discussion on each side, I decided to try out what seemed to be a McDonalds classic, the sausage egg McMuffin. It did not disappointment!
To my surprise, it even closely resembled the picture. I knew after the first bite that this will be a good way to kickoff a day of hard work. It just proves that you should go out and form your own opinions rather than rely on other people to think for you.
I know this won't be the last time I kick off my mornings the right way!
>>7545705
5 star post, would meme again.
I gotta be honest, I was reading through this thread and laughing at the posts...but then I started thinking I could go for some fries...and I realized there was a McDonald's on the way home from my work...
Jesus Christ what have I become
I could go for a bottle of vodka and a bag of double cheeseburgers right now
>>7545776
You monster.
>>7545801
A bag? I'd rather get singles and even then I struggle at 2
>>7537353
There is literally nothing new or modern on the menu. The coffee sucks too.
>>7545812
Im an alcoholic with an eating disorder. A bag would be like 7 or 8
Someone make a call for me
Do I stop by for some fresh and hot fries on the way home
>>7537344
It's possible it's a building they bought.
There's a Burger King near me that's built in a repurposed sitdown restaurant. The front counter is entirely wood and it looks very 70's. It's interesting.
>>7545877
Scratch that. Building wasn't there three years ago.
>>7545776
>mfw the ironic shillposting works
>>7537350
Back then they weren't using cockroaches and dog meat so you're probably better off.
>>7538394
They use the corpses of hard working Chinese sweat shop children as insulation.
>>7545863
Yes, why not.
How about a hot, fresh burger too?
>>7546222
I think he'd rather be like you and have a nice hot cock sandwich.
>>7537353
I went earlier and there were only like 12 things on the menu. All old shit.
>>7538412
I took my wife and her two kids to Burger King last week for Whoppers, her kids never had one because their real dad can't afford it. They loved it!!! They won't eat mayo though so I got them no mayo extra ketchup.
>>7546255
But white kids love mayo, right anon?
>>7546274
I am not obliged to discuss race.
I would actually eat at mickey d's more if the shit on the dollar menu actually still cost a dollar
now there's literally no reason to go there when you can pay about the same price and get a better fast food burger somewhere else, the whole draw was it was cheap as fuck
>>7546338
They didn't listen to their customers AT ALL and basically did the opposite of what would have pulled them out of the shit.
>>7537344
I also noticed this. Many restaurants have had facelifts recently but the food is better than ever!
>>7544608
>dude, submerging a liver in Coca Cola will dissolve it!!
>that is horrifying because I don't understand that in normal conditions the liver will never touch coke that is not processed by the stomach
Yes, fellow 4channer, I wholeheartedly agree!
McDonald's is truly the spot to be and with their fantabulous deals, I wouldn't know anywhere else to spend my human currency!
[spoiler]If you can read this, you haven't been taken by the pod people yet. Please drop everything and head straight to Anchorage, they can't live in sub 50 degree weather. Leave friends and family behind, they've probably already been assimilated.[/spoiler]
>>7546867
An upvote for you good sir!
>>7546867
Holy shit that image made me cry. God bless America, I hope they can take back their nation
I like their Fellatio-Fish but I have never once in my entire life, gotten one where the fish patty and cheese was centered on the bun.
Never.
>>7546867
>>7547116
I can only assume that the employees are drunk or have vision problems.
>>7547119
i wish
>>7547166
That looks sooo tasty!
>>7547374
Agreed!
XD!!
