> tfw hate eating vegetables
Help me, they just taste so terrible. How do I fix myself?? Please no shit advice like
>just man up and eat them bro
just man up and eat them bro
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>>7536073
Do you think there's some big secret that's been hidden from you?
It that a llama?
Whatever it is, what the fuck is it doing inside?
Just Llama up and eat them, Kuzco.
>>7536059
>Roast them
>blend them
>add whatever seared meat
>add a little cream
>bring to a boil and let simmer
It works for me, at least
>>7536059
>Just Llama up and eat them, Kuzco.
steam them.
also post more baby sheep
>>7536099
Most people grew a tolerance for them at a young age. I've been cucked by processed foods and now real vegetables taste like garbage to me.
How do I undo the damage?
>>7536186
Just bro up and eat them man.
Wrap them in bacon, you fat fuck.
>>7536186
Entirely stop eating processed foods.
Roast everything. Yummy
>>7536346
ding ding ding
dont eat for the taste. eat it for the way it makes your body feel
Cook them. Saute them with soy sauce, or season them and grill them, google it ya dingus.
>>7536059
Sriracha on everything.
Make a blueberry smoothie and throw in a handful of baby spinach leaves before blending. You won't be able to taste the spinach.
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>>7536446
Thank you for advice based anons
Not a fatass btw, just a recovering skeleton who needs to incorporate some veggies
>>7536059
Just eat salad with different veggies mixed in covered in delicious dressing
With real lettuce and spinach too, not that iceberg shit
Invest in a decent juicer. There are some badass recipes for heavy veg juices that taste fucking awesome.
>>7536463
seriously, just find recipes you like
raw/steamed vegetables do taste horrible without any sauce
don't use processed sauces tho, find your /ck/ way in your heart
>>7536555
Juicing is fucking stupid. It removes most of what makes vegetables worth eating. Put the whole food in a blender with fruit if you want to drink it.
>>7536059
Look up some collared greens recipes, or order some from a legit bbq/fried chicken joint. Green beans cooked with bacon are also the shit.
Can't go wrong with mexican style rice and beans mixed in with some fresh pico de gallo.
>>7536059
Also, I dare you to actually hate those green smoothies that are a meme to hate, if you actually tried it.
Make sure it's made with some apple juice, or it'll be nasty. Carrot juice straight or like 3:1 with apple juice up is also good. If you get a juicer that isn't shit, it won't remove all of the fiber either.
>>7536358
Raw vegetables make my stomach hate me.
Stop being a child. That's all there is to it. Depending on indulgent favors and textures is a weak, childish, feminine concern. Stop being a weak fagget
