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...and on your pizza sir?
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...and on your pizza sir?
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None, with left beef
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>>7530596
>pizza dough
>rolling pin
Only morons roll pizza dough.
You're a faggot, OP.
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>>7530596
Everything
Or Mozzarella, Anchovy, herbs, sausage, ham and jalapenos
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>>7530596
Water. No ice.
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>>7530596
The usual my friend
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>>7530602
aint mine, you can tell because theirs no thyme in it
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tomato sauce - i assume your tomato sauce is made with dop san marzano tomatoes? if not, no sauce.

some dop buffalo mozzarella and a single basil leaf. thanks.
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>>7530596
Pineapple, pepperoni, bacon, extra sauce with stuffed crust and a 2 liter on the side.
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>>7530621
That'll be $24.95
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>>7530602
I literally roll my whole wheat pizza dough and then cut it so it approximately fits a turntable cooker.
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>>7530596
Lemon zest with a fennel twist pls
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>>7530607
Nice meme.
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>>7530596
red sauce, dollops of mozzarella and ricotta, slices of meatball and Italian sausage

to go
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>>7530662
Slices of meatball?
So just ground beef?
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white sauce
grilled chicken
roasted garlic
caramelized onions
rosemary
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>>7530641
That sounds delicious. I might do that for my next pizza.
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>>7530620
Muh nigga. I really like thyme in pizza sauce, especially with meaty toppings.
My favorite combination is salami, ham, jalapeno slices and fresh basil.
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>>7530665
nope. they are Italian meatballs, cooked and refrigerated, then sliced and put on pizza before baked. they are awesome, I get that exact pizza at a place in town locally and Its the best I've had yet. they also do a white pizza with arugula, prosciutto, and balsamic which is pretty great.
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>>7530679
lets fuck
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>>7530710

no homo?
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>>7530596
Plain pizza please.
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Always order chicken, bacon and pineapple.
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Alright, here's what I do. Rub garlic, rosemary and olive oil all over it; spread the sauce on, put about 10 pounds (exaggeration) of sliced crimini mushrooms on, about 2 tablespoon chunks of mozzarella every 4 or 5 inches.
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>>7530596
Cream
Onions
Ham
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>>7530596
Blue cheese, anchovies, and artichoke hearts.

>>7530604 is also good.
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>>7530596
That doesn't happen at any pizza shop
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>>7530596
20 eggs you faggot cunt and make it quick
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>>7530621
Italian here. The only way to enjoy pizza. Anchovies or prosciutto on top are acceptable too.
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>>7530596
Tomato sauce, cheese, onions, ham, champignons and artichokes
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paprika, spinach and onions
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>>7530639
I figuratively roll mine, so now what faggot?
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Mushrooms, salami, pineapple.
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various cheeses, arugula or raw ham
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>>7530609
i want that
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>>7530596
mayonaise, kraft singles and bologna
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>>7530609
What the fuck are the ~5 lines of grey slimy shit?
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>>7531679
Anchovies, fool.
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>>7530596
Bacon, ham, pineapple, and jalapeno.

Accept no substitutes. All other pizzas are inferior.
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>>7530673
How do you put a kebabs on pizza? Wouldn't the sticks get in the way?
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>>7531732
LOL I think you mean kabobs there, sir!
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>>7531732
He probably means meat sliced from a Doner kebab, not individual kebabs.
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>>7531734
Are they not the same?
>>7531735
Seems kind of vague, how would you know what kind of meat you're getting?

Where the fuck do you even live that "kebab" is an option for toppings at a pizza place?
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Mushrooms and pepperoni or Italian sausage.
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>>7531785
>Italian sausage.
What is this exactly?
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>>7531790
It's usually a mild pork sausage with fennel in it, either in little chunks or slices.

Yeah the name bugs me too.

>implying pepperoni isn't an Italian sausage as well
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Red peppers, extra garlic, and mushrooms.
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>>7530596
Hot sopresseta (or pepperoni if you don't have that), hot Italian sausage, jalapeños, and mozzarella/cheddar mixed.
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A whole can of tomato paste, some globs of vashew cheese, and whatever my bf wants. Probably some red onions for them anthocyanins.
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>>7532572
*cashew cheese
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>>7531801
Pepperoni is an American invention. Were you being facetious?
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Pesto base, herbed chicken, mushrooms.

Now I want to go to Mellow Mushroom again...
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>red sauce
>shredded mozz
>fresh mozz
>goat cheese
>some pahm
>salami
>pepperoni
>bacon

Flash bake that bitch.
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Anchovies are the only topping
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>>7530596
cum lots of cum
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Meat lovers.
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>mozzarella
>mushrooms
>green, and black olives
>green pepper
>onion
>pepperoni
>Italian sausage
>a little bit on spinach
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>>7530596
Bacon onion and pineapple
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Double pepperoni
Double chorizo
Double salami
Fuck heartburn
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>>7531746
Probably a European country infested with Muslim immigrants
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>>7530596
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, and bacon.
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>>7530596
Coffee, black.
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>>7530596
Mushrooms, truffle, anchovies and garlic please kind sir.
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>>7530596
Pineapple, blue cheese, shrimp and ham. Just found a place nearby run by Turkish motherfucking wizards and it was pure magic and I can't bring myself to order anything else there.
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Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive chives.
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I just don't understand the point of pizza. It's 90% bread. Just eat some fucking bread.
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>>7530633
Plus tip
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>>7530633
>Italian pizza
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>>7530596
DUDE peperoni and BACON!!! and can I smoke a joint in here???? LMAO
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>>7535318
Whoa I never thought about it that way man, thanks for the fresh perspective.
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Nothing but cheese
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>>7530596
My three amigos:
-Italian sausage and roasted red peppers
-linguica and green peppers
-sliced tomato and fresh garlic
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>>7535318
I just don't understand the point of bread. It's 90% wheat. Just eat some fucking wheat.
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Ham
Black olives
Green peppers
If I'm feeling adventurous, tomato too
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>>7530691
I can make a ball of meat right now consisting of anything I feel like and call it "Italian."
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>>7535972
with a side of hamburger helper mlad
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Pepperoni, olives, pineapple
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lots of tomato sauce
sauteed mushrooms and onions
kalamata olives
marinated artichokes
oil packed sundried tomatoes chopped small
drizzle with a little sundried tomato oil
chopped fresh basil when it comes out of the oven
no cheese
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red sauce
chicken
spinach
red pepper flakes
cheese under the other ingredients si vous plait
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italian sausage and banana
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>>7536334
>no cheese

Sorry sir, we don't make flat breads here. Please leave.
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Mushrooms, artichoke hearts, and pepperoni
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>>7530596
Pepperoni, some sausages from a can, velveta cheese on top. Throw some mushrooms in for fun if your feeling horny about it while it's cooking. Voila boys!
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>>7530633
>fuck i burned the pizza again
>dont worry just tell them it's authentic pizza they'll even pay extra
and it works everytime
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>>7530609
>mfw tasting anchovies for the first time

Holy shit, they don't even taste like fish. They taste like you just ate two pounds of salt.

Are sardines as bad?
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>>7536888
Sardines aren't usually salty.
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>>7530609

>anchovies
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>>7530600
kek
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Mozza, feta, chickpeas, brocolli and bacon, please.
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Cheese, Peperoni, Ham, onions, mushrooms, and Green bell peppers.
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Tomato sauce, corn, tuna, cheddar
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grilled chicken, sundried tomatoes, black olives, sausage, broccoli, artichoke hearts, feta, zataar.

Or if i don't want to spend 10 minutes of pure autism on the phone with the half-fluent daughter of a frightened immigrant family, meat lovers!
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>>7536181
I don't understand eating wheat, isn't it like 90% carbon? Just eat some carbon.
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Margherita. Thin slices of tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil leaves and a light drizzle of olive oil.
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>>7530600
don't let this post go underrated
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Apart from sauce and mozzarella?

Anchoives
Sausage
Mushrooms
Bacon
Caramelized onions
Roasted garlic
Roasted pepper

If I'm feeling like a truly disgusting faggot then I'll ask you to drizzle pesto over it too.

Don't you put olives anywhere near that thing, because it'll taint it and then I'll still eat it but I'll be kind of pissed that it has that nasty olive taste.
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