Which one is objectively better?
>>7529492
I like the right.
>>7529492
Honestly it's probably drums because there's usually more meat, but for some reason I prefer wings.
>>7529495
There's more meat on flats than drums.
Flats are goat. An unbreaded wing beats either you posted though.
>>7529492
The leg. I love gnawing at the tendons and joints.
Wing
gimme dat wing
>>7529492
I like the left. Perfect ratio of fried skin to meat.
>>7529492
whichever one I happen to be eating at the time
>>7529492
leg
>>7529492
Wing.
Definitely a wing person, and fuck everyone who insists wings are white meat and therefore less flavorful. They have the least amount of meat, but also taste the best.
>>7529492
The leg is good because theirs more meat, but the wing is even more better because you can apply more blue cheese.
>>7529492
I prefer left.
The meat that sits between the bones is so tasty.
I like the left, so satisfying to pull the 2 bones apart and eat the meat from each
>>7529833
That's what she said
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>>7529845
I don't get it.
>>7529492
I've been a fan of the flat piece more than the drumette. Don't do many finger foods, but wings are one of them, and I pick out the cartlidge/bones of the flat piece and roll it up. works best with Ya-Ya's because they're always soft and the bones are easily removed
>>7529492
The wing.
Do you people really call them wings and legs instead of flats and drums?
To me the wing is the flat+drum+tip and the leg is the drumstick. Is this a regional thing?
>>7529874
I grew up in Singapore and Canada, I notice people here in Canadia refer to the left one as wings.
But classic BBQ wings I love to recognize are what you see here.
I prefer chicken strips.
>>7529492
drumette objectively better
the other one you have to like tongue-fuck it to get the meat between the bones and it has more icky veins and shit
nah I'll take the superior god-tier drumstickie ones thx
>>7529904
The tongue fucking veins is what makes it good. It's the closest I'll ever get to performing oral sex
>>7529492
Flats
>>7529904
>more icky veins and shit
Nah, the meat usually slides right of the bones of the flats, whereas you often have to gnaw at the drumette and it still ends up left with cartilage and shit.
>>7529492
If it's a good wing place, flats all the way. The skin is cooked more evenly and there's a slight challenge in getting all the meat off the bone which I enjoy. I like that little puff of steam that hits you in the lips when you split the bones apart to work out the meat.
If it's a mediocre wing place, I'll do all drums. They will at least be meaty and bready and somewhat satisfying, as long as they are generous with the sauce.
Jesus we have some fucking amateurs here. I just assumed most people, especially in this board, knew how to eat wings properly.
I like both and will gladly eat any type. However, the flat is superior. The meat is typically more tender and juicy than the drum. The downside is the flat can be a little more difficult to dip into Bleu cheese (ranch people get the fuck out) than the drum.
As to those complaining about the difficulty of eating flats... Get a fucking clue. You take the wing and place it in front of you, holding it vertically so that the bones are pointing upwards. You take one side of the wing and grip the bone, preferably the smaller bone of the two. Then, you rip out that bone and if you execute this properly you will be left with a single bone holding all the meat and skin. You can then place the entire thing in your mouth and eat it all in one bite. Or, if you aren't a fucking slob, take your time with it.
It should be noted that tendies have a greater meat to cost ratio and you can typically request wing sauces on the side to make your own sort of boneless wings. But there are still times where you just want to pound back some wings.
>go to a restaurant
>order a sunshine wheat and a bbq cheese burger with coleslaw
>guy next to me comes in
>starts flirting with the waitress I'm flirting with
>he orders a coors light, bottle
>he orders chicken tenders tossed in wingsauce
>he eats them with a fork and knife
>casual conversation reveals he's a fan of the Cleveland browns
it's really hard for me to not harm people sometimes.
>>7529904
Wait, you don't remove one of the bones before you eat it?
The right because it was designed by God to fit perfectly inside the human hand.
>>7529495
Wingette has a better meat/skin/bone ratio which means the meat that is their is delicious.
Drummette or full drumsticks are just a chunk of shitty meat.
>>7529492
the wings holy Christ why would anyone choose the other
>>7529492
drummies
Flats are vastly superior to drums, there's much more skin and the flavor is more intense.
Right, I like eating that cartilage at the end of the bone
>>7530310
>holy Christ why would someone like something I don't like
>>7529904
You know, I was a tongue-fucker for years, but you know you can just break off one of the bones right?
I like drumettes better. Flats are annoying to eat, even though they're delicious.
>>7529904
Aw yes the irrefutable "objectively better" argument maymay
Wings
I like the texture of wing meat better, it feels flakier for whatever reason
