Things you always wanted to eat. Can be real or fictional
bag of dicks
Nerplex, brah.
My waifus naughty bits ;_;
Presented without comment.
>>7520266
Once knew a stripper in Houston who was a burn victim, went by the stage name Frederica Krueger, whose labia looked kind of like that.
>>7520266
a lemon infected with mites?
>>7520266
Bag of nails
Good soul food
Poon
>>7520266
Manga meat
>>7520322
>Frederica Krueger
Sounds legit
People.
Soylent green.
Everything from Dungeon Meshii.
Egyptian slave beer soup.
Ambrosial meat from Dragon's Dogma.
Harpy.
That one mushroom fairy slut that gets posted on /tg/ and /v/ sometimes.
Studio Ghibli food
I would say your mom, but the reviews from the other three-hundred forty-six thousand men who have all say it is mediocre and more about availablity over quality.
I've wanted to eat lava for the longest time. I remember back in middle school watching fresh lava come out of the earth, and then started to salivate and get hungry. Also that teacup that Willy Wonka eats.
>>7520544
the crayola kind though
>>7520266
Cancel my appointments, I'm going to peel my lunch
How'd they make bugs look so delicious?
>>7520801
by making them bright and colorful like gummy candy
>>7520878
You'd be saying just the opposite if you had eaten it.
wew lad
couple of things
>>7520918
fuck
Aroma soap. It smells like ambrosia. Actually, ambrosia would be better.
>>7520885
I like this romantic feeling of unfulfillment. Leave it alone.
One from vidya
this look so good
A woman's ass
>>7520974
It's just a french fancy with a slice in it...
>>7520942
None of those burgers you see being made with the supposed secret recipe, I want it straight from the show.
As a child I always wondered what the teletubbies' pink sludge shit would actually taste like
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>>7522400
We star trek now?
Obligatory butterbeer
oh my god OP thank you for finding that pic for me
i totally forgot about it
I know that they were supposed to be hard, stale, & tasteless but that raccoon made them look so appetising.
does anyone remember the sugared hot dogs from the cow n' chicken cartoon?
>>7522684
I remember the pork butts which were literal pig's asses slung into their mouths by a catapult. Wouldn't mind trying that.
>>7522684
Saaaail caaaaaaaat!!!
Anything and everything from Toriko.
>>7522521
it's aight, tastes a bit like marshmellow and vanilla, definitely worth a try though
And that starbucks clone recipe doesn't match the flavor at all, so don't bother with it.
>>7520276
>bag of dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9ojqr8Tv4
>>7520946
Is that cactus?
It will give you ptsd.
>>7522807
Oh great, now that IS what will be running through my mind the next time I eat there. FUCK
>>7522833
It is shitty unripe start fruit (Carambola). Unripe specifically because of this, >>7521268 Same reason people eat unripe pineapples.
>>7520348
>Everlasting Gobstopper
>Not the three-course meal gum
Presuming they worked out the part where it turns you into a giant blueberry, of course.
>>7520924
Really nigga? You can get decent quality chicken kiev in the frozen aisle. Sure, it's not as good as getting it at a restaurant, but it's good enough to just get a taste of it if you never have before. Just be careful when you cut into it with your fork, though, my brother burned his face once when the butter squirted on him.
>>7521277
I heard the real recipe calls for
>to-may-to
>sea lettuce
>sea pick-els
Among other things
Turkish Delight
Can't get it here unless you make it yourself.
>>7522848
Nah fuck that, I want to become a blueberry at the end.
>>7521001
Nicki Minaj's, specifically.
The way pizza looks in certain cartoons (All Dogs Go To Heaven for example, where it looks more liquid than solid) was inexplicably so appetizing to me as a kid.
>>7520266
I too have always wanted to eat a human soul.
>>7522918
As a ginger, I can tell you they're really not all that great. I mean, you gotta eat a few a month to keep Satan from dragging you screaming back to his domain of infinite torture, but they're kinda dry.
>>7520266
Pork butts and taters
>>7522727
This, Toriko is /ck/ the manga. I particularly like how half the vegetables are actually meat and vice versa. This fucking Bacon Leaf looks amazing.
>>7523093
>>7523093
>croquettes
That reminds me of how much I want to try these things, which are apparently delicious despite being literally anything they had on hand thrown and fried in batter.
>>7520276
here ya go m8
>>7520472
>That one mushroom fairy slut that gets posted on /tg/ and /v/ sometimes
Explain.
>>7520942
It's pretty much just seasoned with an Old Bay-like seasoning.
Nothing to get too excited over.
Just to knock it off my bucket list.
>>7523720
>dat wittle pickle
>>7520955
and that soup from the yeti's in twilight princess
>>7522870
>one... eell bee....
>EEEEHHHGH
>>7522727
I don't care how deadly toriko world is I'd go there in a heartbeat. Best part is eating makes you stronger and shit so you could power right up.
Kids these days don't know about asterix and obelix.
Fucking spit roasted French wild boar feast.
>>7524380
honestly, I wouldn't mind eating some of the poisonous stuff like that one mishandled puffer fish or those electric bananas
>>7520266
Most cartoon food looks amazing but i bet it tastes horrible. They don't know how to cook for shit.
Galapagos Turtle, supposedly tasted delicious and was both better and completely unique from the taste of chicken, beef, pork, or fish.
>>7522952
Slimy, fishy, rancid and just a bit spicy.
Next time I'll try the cleaning it off, cutting it up and eating it with sour cream like the Swedes do.
Anything and everything from Ghibli movies. It always looks so insanely good.
>>7524390
I loved how despite being right by the coast, Unhygienix fish was always spoiled.
I never got to try any versions of the double down :(
>>7524543
We could do a whole thread on food from Ghibli movies
>>7524560
It was... disgustingly good.
I mean, it was the kind of good that you end up hating yourself for and your arteries hate you even more.
So worth it.
>>7524576
I wish I had an endless bowl of noodles
>>7524576
>>7524580
forgot gif
>>7522521
its pretty sweet, i defs didnt like it
Really a drink.
Whatever this green stuff is Scotty is pouring.
>>7524401
>all that frozen fish
Human. I really want to find out just how much like pork the long pig tastes like.
>>7520266
devil fruit
>>7520942
I buy this in theaters if they out of crab legs
>>7524450
Sour cream, potato chucks, lots of chives or
diced red onion served in a flat bread wrap
Its just very salty pickled herring essentially. Both which are delicious.
>>7523454
Balut is ok. It's very similar to chicken feet at a dim sum place.
>>7520266
lmao your moms pussy
>>7522873
I bet they're good, but they look to me like those extremely sugary "fruit" candies you buy from the store.
I want to sample all the rare and succulent fruits of the world.
Above all, I wish to try the durian and see what the fuss is about.
>>7520926
It's really nothing special, you're not missing out. I wouldn't worry about it
>>7524560
As a non-American seeing all these disgusting, fatty fast food meals just makes me want them more. If I ever get enough money I'm going to go to America and just eat fast food, BBQ and massive quantities of food for a week.
Casually I have right into my hands a books of recipe from Disney movies.
Like spring rolls from Mulan, an energy drink from Hercules, Lasagna from Aladdin, Spaghetti from Lady and the Tramp, Chili from Atlantis, roast beef with apricots from Sleeping Beauty, Chocolate cake from that time Donald Duck nephews put cement in it...sans cement of course.
For my birthday one time I had their Happy Birthday cake from Mickey Mouse birthday, is a behemot with 1K calories from every piece.
>>7524925
That's my favorite candy. The orange ones are good.
>>7523394
Found it.
>>7523093
>Creamy Barracuda Stew
>Pea Croquettes
>"French Fries"
Oh baby.
>>7524434
Can't be too different from other kinds of turtle, and there are places were you can find it
>>7524597
Isn't brain dangerous only if the body already had CJD?
>>7525137
I believe you can have prions without having the disease, but I really don't know.
>>7520266
>>7524925
They taste like that, similar texture too, but less flavorful because the turks cannot into flavored syrups
>>7524384
A small white truffle costs 20, maybe 30 Euros. Sure it's expensive, but nothing you can't try once.
>>7524555
His fish doesn't just come out of the sea! He gets it from the finest merchants of Lutetia!
>>7523019
Fuck you that shit is disgusting
>>7525508
spotted the pleb
>>7520931
I can get mochi from a few places here in victoria canada, it's definitely one of my favorite sweets because of the gooey glutenous texture and usually the filling is not too sweet, like red bean.
>>7524602
>crab legs at a theater
When will this meme die?
Wanna go to france and find a proper all butter croissant
>>7520974
Homsar?
>>7520974
Come to South Australia thats were they are made, frog cakes are the bomb, my nanna use to buy them for us.
>>7524390
My nigga
>>7525571
When I was in Paris me and my sister went to a patisserie in marmot at about 7am and got em warm before they went out on the shelf.
Literally the best pastry I have ever eaten and ruined all future croissants.
>>7525508
skub is the best thing to ever happen to me, how dare you talk shit about it you anti-skub faggot
>>7520286
Icelander here.
You don't want to try it.
>>7526141
Fucking autocorrect. I meant Montmartre.
Can't remember the name of the shop tho.
>>7524401
>fillet of soul babby
>>7520266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqREvb2VTjw
everything in this scene
>>7526152
Fucking this and the Every Meat Burritos. Oh, and that insane slushie.
>>7522400
Pretty much all klingon food desu, especially the stuff in that scene.
[spoiler]And the breast milk later on ...[/spoiler]
This
>>7524925
Exact same consistency, yes. Not quite as overpoweringly sweet in my experience, though, and very commonly rose flavored; which is the reason I'm fond of it.
>>7520920
Is dat sum bienenstich? Good shit.
>>7520931
Mochi isn't really impossible to make on your own.
I think you can do it with a food processor. After that do whatever the fuck you want with it. roast it, make daifuku, whatever.
>>7525540
Lucky, I live in NS and no place ever carries mochi.
sobeys sometimes sells red bean daifuku with their sushi but I dont live close enough to one to get it whenever I want
![fowls5jrck9i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UykZRU2.jpg "fowls5jrck9i[1].jpg")
Dragons Crown food
>>7526568
Who dis??? Any nooodddesss....????
One day....
This always made my mouth water.
>>7526711
Tobiko
Tomago
Shrimp nigiri
Cucumber roll
These are the cheapest shushi you can get, man. You can get these fucking anywhere! Do you live somewhere that has literally no sushi?
>>7526758
>fictional universe
>french fries
>>7520266
COME WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
TAKE A LOOK AND YOU'LL SEE INTO YOUR IMAGINATION
WE'LL BEGIN WITH A SPIN TRAVELING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION
WHAT WE'LL SEE WILL DEFY EXPLANATION
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE, SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT!
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD? THEN DO IT!
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND, THERE'S NOTHING TO IT. . .
>>7526819
i want to eat the tulips
>>7526819
They really did an amazing job on that set. Everything in that movie looked so fucking delicious.
>>7526775
Looks more like tuna maki than cucumber. And likely ikura rather than tobiko.
>>7520321
Hannibal has a horrific way of making most things, including but not limited to HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS, look delicious. I gotta try that some day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYn7xGb5GUg
I always wanted to try popplers
>>7522873
Turkish delight are aweful. would not pay money for it. can't even remember the taste, I've just memorized to never touch it again. as far as i remember they are not even sweet.
>>7526141
>>7526190
fresh croissants are really good.
why did I never try it when staying in paris?
>>7521277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-VT50SgUo
>>7522873
They're pretty good. Maybe not worth going to turkey for alone but still pretty good.
I like to imagine Phazon is tasty, even thought it causes things to mutate and kill everyone, especially those that are already prone to killing everything and generally predisposed to mutation.
>>7526943
Hm. Wasn't the video i was expecting
>>7526974
Have another. Maybe this is more what you had in mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>>7524584
It's called Aldebaran whiskey.
>>7520490
Tastes like savoury almond. Kind of beefy. Probably not as good as morels in my opinion but better than most mushrooms.
>>7524997
>Lasagna from Aladdin
When did they eat lasagna in Aladdin?!?
>>7524587
So the inner city kids that read it can get their moms to make it.
>>7526961
Phazon is deadly to the touch...
>>7525995
I'm a make money magnate
>>7526881
Turkish Delight tastes like solid honey-free honey with ginseng, plus powdered sugar on top
>>7526797
>>7526758
>minotaur tongue
wouldn't have guessed
Jiro's sushi with a cup of Queen Elizabeth's tea would be a nice meal.
>>7526829
Too bad, she's most likely dead by now.
>>7526961
These seem like generic sugary cereal, but i'd still have a bowl in hopes that it doesn't give me cancer.
Generic anime meat
>>7526595
Jiggly/REIQ has a couple.
Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
Uncommon Taste - The Gourmet
Tipsy Bartender - Youtube
Epic Meal Time - Youtube
Those exotic fruits celebrities have been rumored to name their children after
Whale/Eagle/Puffer-fish/Mammoth/Kobe beef
Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence
I would try human flesh
Booty Sweat and Bust-a-Nut
Harry Potter feasts
Everything mentioned in this thread minus crayons, toys, phazons, and possibly bugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRua6QGP-Ow
>mfw nobody has posted the imaginary food from Hook
>>7520266
I've had star anise in honey, but I require more.
Nagashi Somen flowing noodles. And also that soba dip and slurp oh my goodness...
SSSSLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP!
I fucking love cakes
>>7528035
Ill stab you if you can't eat silently you autistic child
>>7520939
that looks relatively hard to make (they let the chocolate cool on a balloon or something?) but not very interesting taste-wise.
>>7527801
>with a cup of Queen Elizabeth's tea
they don't serve drinks for a reason.
>>7528053
Nips eat fast and noisy instead if taking it easy and socializing. They eat to eat. Saki is for chit chat.
>>7528086
You don't have to be annoying to eat fast. Biting off the noodles is so much better than slurping. You also don't get soup all over the place, like some baby.
>>7528101
If you can use chopsticks properly you won't get soup everywhere.
>>7528086
actually any bodily noises like burping or slurping aren't welcomed at the japanese dinner table.
>>7528230
Isn't slurping a good thing when you're sitting at one of the booths in a ramen restaurant?
>>7528240
Yes it is. Burping tho, no.
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>>7528419
this honestly
also dick
Would like to try human.
>>7522656
Hard tack is fucking terrible. Down in williamsburg you can buy "fresh made" hard tack, and dear lord, it lives up to it's name. Me and a friend of mine were throwing it against a brick wall, and it only lost a little bit of itself. You really need to soak it in SOMETHING just to eat it.
>>7528488
I'll feed you my meat Rhonda
>>7520922
You have always wanted to eat bacon and eggs, but never have?
>>7525571
Frenchfaggot in NYC here - if you're in NY, Bien Cuit's croissants are better than 90% of the gummy, too-sweet croissants you'll find in Paris.
>>7521266
>tfw nobody voted on my legitimate flavor idea when they were asking for suggestions and the bullshit tasteless biscuits and gravy won
>>7524582
Stare at this long enough and it goes from Goku slurping noodles to Goku barfing.
>>7528574
You ain't French if you're French canadian, bubba.
>>7520266
Just about any non-primate vertebrate on the endangered species list.
>>7528492
fun fact, hard tac is actually the pizza dough sold in lunchables.
>>7528053
i'll stab you if you sit beside me while i'm slurping. go be a hypocrite somewhere else, politefag
>>7522656
>>7528492
In the past I've made some hard tack following a historically accurate recipe.
Fresh out of the oven and let cool for a few minutes, it's really quite nice. Very dense bread with a hint of salt to it.
Let it cool for an hour or so and you have to fight it to be able to ingest it.
Kept it in a tin for 2-4 weeks (can't recall was at least a decade ago), and it's harder than diamond. Straight up, my brother threw one at our brick fire place and chipped a piece of the mantle. I know it sounds like bullshit, but it's one of the most vivid memories I have about that old house apart from Hurricane Rita.
>>7530395
>implying anyone would want to sit by you anyway
>>7528053
you couldn't even stab your hand with your dick
>>7528492
>You really need to soak it in SOMETHING just to eat it.
Isn't that the point though? It's so dry and rock hard because it's supposed to last forever
mome raths
Because they look like gummy worms I guess
>>7524555
I heard he rents them out. Shouln't be too expensive
If you haven't tried rowies I would urge you to add them to your list.
>>7520974
the quintessential south australian food
>>7528428
>PUDD
>>7527852
>>7526568
this
>>7520266
>>7525154
It's generaly not recommended for any animal to eat CNS tissue from its own species.
>>7522656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjcJUGuFVg
Knock yourself out. There's three ingredients.
>>7528419
>>7520917
Dude you can get that at any Chinese place. It's so good
Ortolan bunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZ3rPsuHxw
>>7520286
I have actually eaten this. I live in the South and I had to have it imported. It is by far the worst thing I have ever eaten.
I literally could not eat one cube of it. The ammonia smell is so powerful that your body just nopes the fuck out and you gag reflexively.
Haserat - spicy bajoran food from Star Trek. Pic related
>>7533015
Damn it autocorrect.
![3Tq3sJ0[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zIRAtJp.gif "3Tq3sJ0[1].gif")
>>7528515
the bacon is so thick and delicious looking though
>>7528086
>Saki
Fuck off retard.
![Ovocelente[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/B9fES06.png "Ovocelente[1].png")
>>7526439
I could do it
I played this when I was a kid. There are hundreds of food items in this game and they all look cutely drawn.
It's probably nothing special but all the same.
>>7533060
I played that with my AIM gf who just like Katy the penguin of d00m. We met on a forum for discussing the GBA game Golden Sun.
>>7524434
That's Galapagos Giant Tortoise you're thinking of m8, but yeah it's supposedly amazing. 16th-century explorers compared them to chicken, beef, mutton and butter – but only to say how much better the tortoise was.
>>7533030
If you're in/near LA go try a restaurant called "Salt's Cure". They make their own bacon there from bellies that they choose specifically for a high meat:fat ratio and they slice it so thick it's more akin to a smoky, crisp-edged pork steak than a piece of bacon.
>>7520974
These things are the shit. Have a balfours cafe around the corner, but they're like $5 a fucking pop. Only worth if they're the pink ones, washed down with a FUIC
>>7533015
I'm pretty sure you could make a pretty close approximation to that.
>>7522656
I had to make hard tack back in middle school for this civil water study thing we were doing.
Believe me, there is no such thing as it being chewable. It makes dog treats seem like fresh bread.
>>7520266
i have the impression it should be delicious
> ctrl + f
> "chilled monkey brains"
> no results.
WTF
>>7520926
It's a very mild flavor of ice cream, but I fucking loved it the one time I had it when I lived in Pennsylvania. It reminded me of a flavor of ice cream I had had as a kid that the shop called "Superman" flavor.
>>7521277
The Krabby Patty is made out of a frozen hamburger with fresh lettuce, crisp onions and tomatoes with undersea cheese, pickles, mustard, ketchup, and with a special secret formula (a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder).
>>7533824
I've been trying to get my hands on hippo for over a year now with no such luck.
>>7528030
Twinkies or however they are called are extremely disgusting.
>>7520266
had beef for the first time since childhood. no flavour!? i'll stick to venison and goat from now on.
>>7520307
mah nigga
Paramite pies, Scrab cakes and SoulStorm brew
>>7534247
I'm ashamed to say Munch's Oddysey caused me to buy Sobe.
>>7526865
Cringe: the comment.
>>7527009
>my best friend patrick..
>..he died
is autism like this endemic to wealthy families? or are they just more vocal?
>>7533899
Superman Icecream, and it is called that, can also be made with Blue Moon.
>>7534043
try hanging around cons, maybe you'll snag one ;)
