>that friend who insists on cooking even though they suck
>gets mad when you don't like their food or ask for condiments to mask the awful taste
This is you isn't it?
>>7514384
You're an ungrateful little shit if you're gonna let your friends cook for you and then turn your nose up at it like a petulant child who didn't get his tendies.
No I don't cook for my friends.
I also dont have friends.
No my friends ask me to cook for them all the time, they love my cooking lol what u talkin bout bro
I once cooked for and old man he shit in face laser bass whoohoo autismus maximus dimg dang dong king kong
I'm not your friend, pal
>>7514384
Yes.
I put SHIT in your food.
Only yours.
>:)
>>7514389
wew lad you are mad
I'll plan elaborate dinner parties but all my friends are always busy...
>will never get to eat korean bbq and drink soju with friends while watching republican debates
>>7514384
My girlfriends mom does this shit, we go over there every weekend and she insists on cooking even though i have 10 years experience. To cook a stir fry she boils the veggies and puts them over rice. We've all decided to just let it happen because she's a fucking brat when she doesn't get her way.
>>7514384
Why is his hand that of a melanin enriched gentleman?
>>7515073
Stop going over there. Like seriously why so this?
>that friend who hovers over your shoulder while you're cooking making stupid suggestions the whole time.
>>7515073
Kill mom in law
>>7514384
I don't think I am. But then, my friends might be passive aggressive little bitches who smile and say they love it to my face, and then come cry on /ck/.
>>7515078
They're the only ones dumb enough to wave that shit around
