>the Year of our Lord 1886+130
>people still drink water
Literally why? There is absolutely no reason to pretend that you enjoy drinking water, or that there are any health benefits from doing so.
>be me
>8 months ago
>give up on the jewish "8 glasses a day" hoax
>haven't drank water since
Feel better than ever. Explain that, water shills.
>>7510993
(you)
>>7510993
If I could drink lager beer on the work site I would. It's more thirst quenching than water or sugared drinks. But the foreman tends to frown on that.
>>7510993
8 glasses a day has stopped being recommended a long time ago.
Listen to your body, drink when you are thirsty.
8 glasses is about average. You will feel it if you are getting dehydrated
I fucking love it, especially in the middle of the night. Just because you're underaged, doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>7510993
I mostly drink tea desu. You're still dumb tho
I drink more than a gallon a day. Sometimes close to 2 gallons. It's especially good when it's really cold outside and it comes out of my faucet from the well icy cold
fattie detected
you must never have worked up a sweat in your life.
>>7510993
Enjoy getting kidney stones, dumbass.
>>7510993
>people still drink water
Like, out of the toilet?
>>7511254
>kidney stones
More like a failing pancreas
I can deal with a bloody urethra, the beetus not so much
>>7510993
I get thirsty, and water costs me no money.
Water is one of the main ingredients in my booze, though.
How can't I drink it?
>>7510993
>the Year of our Lord 1886+130
>people still make shitty posts like these
Here is your (you)
>>7511544
Water is great.
It's free
I have a friend who never drinks water.
He's an obese, NEET manchild.
He's great with popculture trivia though.
>>7510993
>>give up on the jewish "8 glasses a day" hoax
You mean that thing that is so cheap it may as well be free? Hardly Jewish.
>>7513787
No, you need to purchase an expensive reverse osmosis system or haul all your drinking water from the store. It's actually worth having an RO system for coffee, aquariums, and such.
I just take a shower if I feel thirsty
>>7514242
quiet?
A good glass of cold water after a paçoca
Hmmmmmm
>>7510993
Bait thread. If you honestly don't think water is healthy for you then you're a colossal retard.
>>7510993
I don't enjoy soda, and I usually don't drink caffeine. Most restaurants just don't have other options I can drink.
>>7514328
dihydrogen monoxide is one hell of a drug.
>>7514711
I fucking hate clean water. It tastes like crap.
Wake up hungover as fuck on a Sunday morning, all glasses are dirty, turn on tap , chug glorious water from the tap, how convenient.
>>7514726
Tap water contains fluoride.
>>7514717
Do you mean distilled water? Yea that stuff tastes bad. I like the tap water here in Seattle though. Didn't like it so much in Chicago when I visited there last year.
>>7514730
It's good for you
>>7514730
I think I'll take my statistically proven reduction of teeth cavities.
>>7515745
Enjoy flourosis, you fucking retard
>>7515798
Having at worst small indistinct whiter blots on your teeth, while also making them stronger and cavity resistant.
Oh I'm just quaking.
Unless you're talking about people who live in dangerously high fluoride areas and don't drink public defluorinated water since birth and end up with gross shit.
Or people who drink private bottled water which is either bottled tap water or unregulated shit.
You can't le epic troll grin if your teeth fall out, friend.
>>7515857
>he thinks you can't have good teeth without drinking poison
>>7510993
this.
water flushes out your nutrients.
I get an awful headache if I don't drink enough water
>>7511127
enjoy your piss dreams
>>7514700
Im pretty sure you wont get water to wash down ur gourmet burger
