I fucked up. I'm stuck with vegetarians for Easter lunch.
Shit, I wanted my fucking easter lamb rack.
I need to bring some dish.
I can cook, but I want to mess with their crazy religion badly and in a sneaky way.
Any ideas?
Pic sadly no more related.
>>7504767
What country are you from?
Americans don't eat lamb.
>>7504776
Deviled eggs have deviled ham in them, unless you're a maximum pleb. Not vegetarian.
Bring a vegan dessert, don't be a gay.
>>7504779
>Deviled eggs have deviled ham in them
sweet potato aloo gobi
im not a veggie fag but so tasty :')
>>7504778
>Americans don't eat lamb.
not often, but its not uncommon for Easter to be the one time a year that they do
>I want to mess with their crazy religion badly and in a sneaky way
You're a fucking retard, OP.
Vegetarians are not vegans, and there's literally nothing wrong with vegetarians.
But you want to mess with them because "omg they don't eat what I eat, how dare they"
I legit hope you choke on your own cock.
>>7504767
Make a fruit salad laced with cyanide, you know, just for bantz
>>7504796
this. OP sounds like an edgy 14 year old
>>7504767
just bring a meat dish for yourself and if anyone gives you shit just point out that god is a carnist as illustrated in the story of cain and able where he refused and offering of vegetables in favor of a meat offering
>>7504809
What if they don't read sci-fi/fantasy and have no idea what he's talking about
>>7504817
then they have no business celebrating easter, it's a religious holiday to celebrate the resurrection of christ
>>7504819
Zombie Jesus?
>>7504826
fucking lag, took me three days to respawn
>>7504829
Lel
>>7504809
Perfect. Figth religion with religion.
I'm gonna go with a stupid meat add-on on everything I eat. Can do all sorts of gags like this.
>>7504834
How old are you, OP.
Serious questions.
>>7504849
How serious are you?
There's nothing wrong with a joke.
It's not like I'm gonna joke about dead people, just animals.
What I like to do when friends are around with their pets (mostly dogs), I prepare some special meatballs with broken razorblades, rasins or chocolate pieces in 'em. Always fun to see how those little fuckers die
>>7504778
what fucking kind of American are you? Everyone eats lamb where I am
>>7504779
>Deviled eggs have deviled ham
lmao
>>7504779
flyover state detected.
You're in luck. Chef John just posted a tasty looking rack of lamb recipe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR6q8_WNfBE
>>7505341
Forgot to add, you should just cook and bring them for yourself and make all the vegans jelly.
>>7504778
What country are YOU from ?
I swear it's like all of Europe gets its American "facts" from the onion.
With headlines like,
>American gun owners forced to shoot homeless and urban youths in act to "clean up the streets"
>Americans DON'T. EAT. LAMB... and here's why
>>7504767
>I'm letting mentally deranged people dictate my Easter meal
You can cook your cut-off balls in case you haven't tossed them in the garbage yet, cuck
>>7505361
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but he's basically right.
Of course there are some Americans who eat lamb. I am one of them. But as far as internet generalizations go, he's right: Most of us eat pork, chicken, and beef. Lamb is far less common than the "big 3" that I mentioned.
>>7504800
This. People making different choices than you makes you want to fuck with them? Really? Glad you're not my friend, and I'm not even vegetarian.
>>7504796
Vegan detected
all the lamb here in Canada is imported from NZ so its expensive as fuck.
>>7505402
No it's not.
>>7505370
CA here, I hate that nobody eats lamb here. It's my favorite meat desu, only second to duck and venison.
>>7504767
Just eat a smaller amount for Easter lunch and have that for dinner with someone close to you that isn't hopelessly autistic.
>>7504778
The Silver Diner literally has a burger made of lamb and it's delicious.
>>7504767
I wish I could get decent lamb where I live ;(
>>7504779
Deviled eggs are called that because they're made spicy with hot mustard.
