Any way to make kidneys not taste like piss?
I've tried washing them thoroughly, marinating them in wine or vinegar but they still end up with a slight tang.
Soak them over a few hours, changing the water a couple times during. It's how my grandma does it
>>7468071
Soaking in milk helps, supposedly.
>>7468071
Try eating an organ that isn't used to make piss instead.
>>7468071
you soak them in milk or water and then cook them in a hot pan at first, any liquid that comes off in the first min or 2 you evacuate and then hit the pan with some kind booze....this usualy takes the edge off kidney
>>7468071
They have a slight tang after marinating in vinegar? Odd.
>marinating them in vinegar
Kidneys hold piss. Piss is full of vinegar.
>hey guys, I don't like tomatoes, would tomato paste make them taste better?
>>7468080
This.
Fuck kidneys. Unless you killed the animal yourself and are trying to do something with every little bit, there's no reason to eat them.
I like most offal, but kidney's are garbage meat.
>>7468328
Wrong. It tastes good.
>>7468333
Piss fetishist detected
>>7468333
Apparently they taste like piss
>>7468347
No more than tripe tastes like gastric juices.
>>7468351
Offal sounds awful
>>7468321
>piss is full of vinegar
retake high school biology please
>>7468353
only because you're sheltered and American
Steak and kidney pie is the best pie.
>>7468609
itd be better as just steak pie
>>7468618
Nope, plain pies are dull.
milk soak, stupid.
>>7468581
Brazilian but k
>>7468351
I don't eat tripe either for that very reason.
Most organ meats are shitty. The only good ones I've tried are pork spleens, beef liver, rooster testicles, chicken hearts, and intestinal casings.
>>7468581
>not having a shitty socialist government sucking our wages away and can actually afford real meat
we're definitely sheltered
>>7468640
Steak and Guinness pie >>>>>>> steak and urine pie
>>7468640
use more than salt to season them, they don't have to be dull
>>7468748
If you honestly think that kidney tastes like urine and tripe tastes like stomach acid, you still have a child's mentality that can't look past what a food is and actually taste it.
Try fava beans and a nice chianti.
>>7468757
Good lord you are shitty people. This is why you are universally hated.
>>7468810
Oh, you~
>>7468071
wich kind of kidney? use veal or lamb ...
Pork kidney are not the best...
>>7468321
>Piss is full of vinegar
Actually if you fry them properly with garlic, they don´t taste like piss at all
"Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine. Kidneys were in his mind as he moved about the kitchen softly, righting her breakfast things on the humpy tray. Gelid light and air were in the kitchen but out of doors gentle summer morning everywhere. Made him feel a bit peckish. The coals were reddening."
>>7468787
You are retarded. They do taste like piss, the very first time I ate them I had no idea what they were and my first reaction was "god, these taste like piss"
>Suburban scum who can't eat anything that isn't prime ribeye cutlets grass fed and organic
lol
hope you enjoy eating the kidney out of your ration when WW3 breaks out
>>7470080
>implying our ration will contain any meat
>>7468609
Why does every steak and kidney pie, even the shittiest and cheapest gas station ones, not taste like piss at all? How do they do it?
>>7468071
>marinating them in wine or vinegar
It would make more sense to soak them in milk, which absorbs flavors.
>>7470080
>Implying I'm young enough to be drafted
>>7470219
>>implying rations are only for soldiers during wartime
History isn't one of your better subjects, is it?
>>7468071
It's the other way around. Piss tastes/smells like kidney.
>>7470230
>implying civilians can't stockpile canned goods
Common sense isn't your strong suit is it?
>>7468071
Goddamn those are juicy looking
>>7470493
Top fucking kek. You apparently don't know that that was made illegal in both world wars.
>>7468071
Not eating them tends to work real well
>>7468071
did you try peeing on them?
>>7468321
>/ck/
>piss is full of vinegar
>>7468353
HEYOOOOO
>>7470072
Spoken like somebody who has never tasted piss.
>>7468078
Buttermilk, specifically.
>>7472480
it's what you do to most offal.. we do sweetbreads like this, and if you don't it tastes metallic and weird.
>>7468351
I disagree, kidney is far more pissy than tripe is tangy
>>7468321
>kidneys hold piss
Kidneys filter toxins from your blood. Your bladder holds piss.
>piss is full of vinegar
Wut
>>7468321
Son, you might be actually retarded. Get yourself checked and never breed.
>>7470072
And how exactly do you know what piss tastes like? Furthermore do you know what the kidneys actually do?
>>7468071
You just need to soak them for a long time. Put them in a container with at least 3 parts water to 1 part kidney and soak in the fridge for 3 days, changing the water every 12 hours. I don't know if there's any benefit in soaking in milk as I've only ever used water, which works fine.
My big issue with kidneys is their texture as they're a bit rubbery. Also the actual flavor is disappointing, it's basically like liver except without any of that nice livery flavor that makes liver good, just that shitty organ flavor that makes it bad.
Just boil the piss out of them.
>>7472936
>And how exactly do you know what piss tastes like?
When I was young piss would sometimes splash on my hands and I would unintentionally put my fingers in my mouth
It has a very distinctive taste and "stays in your mouth" the same way onions do.
>>7468321
>piss is full of vinegar
>>7468581
The Joke
Your head
