what are some fattening food that is hard not to eat a ton of while not being obviously fattening
IE not chips or obvious processed food
>>7456486
Milk
Pasta
Peanuts
>>7456486
Id hit that
any kind of juice
>>7456498
I remember reading that movie stars get fat off pasta for their roles
High quality bread
>>7456486
She's thick, not fat.
You trying to trick someone into getting fat?
Vodka
there is a very fat girl that has a crush on me, it's not even gross because she seems pretty clean and the fat sits in such a way that she has an hour glass figure, big tits, huge ass and thighs, her belly is only smaller by comparison
kinda want to bang her and see what it's like. Problem is she actually seems like a nice girl, I dont want to be a heart breaker and only use her for her soft plump body
>>7456486
Why does the fat bitch have a pager? Time traveling, volleyball playing drug dealer?
almonds
walnuts
pecans
>>7456486
Pukkin purray.
>>7456486
Dried fruit
>>7456593
Isn't Vodka like the lowest calorie alcohol there is?
How can I trick my girlfriend into becoming high test like the girl in the picture?
>>7456617
Yes, but it's easier to hide and low calorie, in terms of alcohol, is a pretty relative phrase.
>>7456486
If you know how to cook. EVERYTHING.
>>7456619
Marry her.
>>7456634
i don't want her to be fat/saggy
i want her to be high test
>>7456644
you need lots of sloppy kisses and put at least 3 loads inside her a day
its a biological fact, she needs the trace levels of your hormones to jump start the process
>>7456486
Cashews
Most nuts
>>7456582
where would you get an idea like that?!
>weakest link on the team
Dried fruit and nuts (trail mix) or just dried fruit. its all the calories and sugar of fruit, but none of the water so its not filling and easy to consume a lot in a short period of time.
Get her some dried cherries, blueberries, dried apricots, dried bananas, and give her a big ol bag of that to munch on. She'll add 2500 calories a week easily.
>>7456486
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>>7456610
>puffin prey
>>7456486
Fettuccine Alfredo
>>7456644
You can't. It's genetic. If she doesn't have naturally wide hips and big tits, she can't get high test by gaining some weight, it's just gonna look fat and disgusting.
>>7456486
> American athletes
>>7457018
thank god that girls like that will be ejected out of the gene pool as soon as international obesity becomes an actual epidemic
Pizza
>>7456486
Are you that cuck who is living with a cheating ass girlfriend but just wants to get her fat while she continues to cuckold you?
>>7457099
You know how much of a retard you sound, faggot?
>>7457105
found the cuck
donuts with peanut butter
>>7456486
Chicken Caesar Salad
Also
>OP doesn't like thick
>>7457109
Found the faggot.
>>7456595
Fall in love with her then.
>>7456595
She seems clean until you have to peel those vag lips apart, mane.
>pic related by sight, smell and taste
>>7456486
Would smash tbqh.
>>7456599
It's a diabetic insulin pump she has type1
>>7456486
she's so cute
>>7456595
When the clothes come off, all of the chub rolls will be visible. You should hit it for that life experience tho
>>7457204
bruh if favinas smelled like grilled cheese I'd be up in there every day
>>7456486
I want to suck her dick
>>7457442
Thanks Anon, never been fat enough to need one.
>>7456593
this image is posted at least once a week in /ck/ and i love it
>>7456599
>a pager
Heh, I thought the same thing
>>7457085
Is that a sumo wrestler?
>>7456498
If we are talking nutritionally, pasta noodles aren't fattening, just high calories.
Peanuts/nuts are high calories and have very high fat content.
>>7457528
That's Kim Kardashian, you insensitive fuck!
>>7457508
You get type1 as a child it's juvenile diabetes type 2 is what fat losers get
>>7457545
As a fat child maybe.
Turn down your goddamn ISO, for fucks sake.
>date girl
>creepin' her social media accounts one day
>youtube profile
>recent activity
>anonette has favorited "feedee girl stuffs belly and burst out of jeans"
>uh oh
>>7457545
Sure thing, fatty
>>7457181
oh gosh
>>7456593
>not ashamed of rotgut
>barfly types with red faces
>>7457582
>It's genes
>Nothing can prevent type 1
Selective breeding bitch, and you're a med student? Fuck our future, I bet you even poo in the streets.
>>7456617
Vodka has a very high calorie count, but they are all "empty calories", stuff your body is unable to store in any way.
That doesn't mean it can't be very helpful in getting someone fat.
So you ate a semi-healthy meal of 700kcal, drinking mineral water. Your calorie demand for that period is roughly 700kcal, no fat gained.
Now, instead of mineral water, you drank vodka, 300kcal worth. It won't be stored anywhere, but it will be used for immediate needs of keeping your body temperature up, metabolism running etc. 300kcal out of your 700kcal meal goes towards building your fat.
Never mind vodka 1) making you damn hungry, 2) impairing your self-inhibitions. That means you WILL eat something, regardless of your diet, and you will most likely eat some junk without looking at the calorie count.
>>7457597
>instead of mineral water, you drank vodka, 300kcal worth
Lightweight.
>>7457589
You are retarded anon I pray for you to be sterile
>>7457613
Nothing can stop the retardation, it's all genetic!
walnuts. 650 calories in 100 grams.
>>7456486
>that look
you just know
If you're going to fatten someone up, at least tell her beforehand.
>>7456593
kill marry kill fuck
>>7457550
super hot
was she fat?
>>7458683
Why do they all use the same tree
>fattening
um, do you mean that they contain a lot of dietary fat?
excess calories are fattening, not any specific food...
>>7458701
He means bulking food
>>7458709
again, excess calories, with the additional protein factor
>>7457637
>sweet Georgia browns
>>7458709
>Not being on dat dere Frogtech
>>7457618
Thanks God that diabetes type I isn't, is just a poor excuse for fatties
>>7456821
Damn, She's still cute.
>>7456486
I wanna blow bubbles on her belly and thighs
Phhhhhhffffffffttttfffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrr
>>7457578
My kinda sluts tbqh
That's not REAL thick!
>>7457597
fun fact about alcohol
your body prioritizes metabolizing the alcohol (technically a poison) in your liver and shuts down your body's ability to catabolize fat in the process, kinda like how insulin does
so basically anything you've eaten recently will come to a grinding halt in its metabolic process. dietary fats are easily stored in fat cells, so if you plan to drink that day, keep dietary fat to a minimum (unless your goal is to gain not muscle).
>>7459320
oh shit, that's basically what you explained.
>my reading comprehension
frankly though if i feel the need to eat more when i'm drunk i just make myself puke. if i'm in a sitution where force-puking is impossible (with friends, no private bathroom and such) then i simply won't overeat. i'm not THAT bad at holding my liquor, i'm aware of the choices i make when i'm drunk.
Brown gravy ans white rice
>>7456593
>dat redhead in the middle
hnnnnng
>>7457529
>If we are talking nutritionally, pasta noodles aren't fattening, just high calories.
>high calories
>not fattening
I don't think you know how weight gain works.
>>7457597
>Vodka has a very high calorie count, but they are all "empty calories", stuff your body is unable to store in any way.
That isn't how it works. Empty calories are calories without a lot of micro-nutrient content. Your body stores calories just fine, and empty calories are not an exception. Empty calories just don't bring much else to the table other than their caloric content.
>>7456557
Nah man she's got a little muffin top
I'd still smash but drunkenly and secretively.
I love love girls wth chunky thighs, just makes me want to bury my face right in between them.
>>7456486
>tfw no chunky gf to sit on my face and call me names
why live
>>7456486
I'd chunk her.. i uh mean fuck...
>>7456486
nut butter
>>7456486
I would cum inside her then [spoiler]stay the night, then go get breakfast and spend the rest of the day together[/spoiler
>>7457550
>uh oh
Fucking marry her
>>7456610
>puffin prey
THEY DINDU PUFFIN
>>7459416
>Your body stores calories just fine
You can't store alcohol calories.
>>7461511
Bullshit.
When I quit drinking I lost about 30 pounds in two months. My meals stayed the same.
>>7461511
Alcohol has 7 kcal/gram. Compatible to fats which have 9/gram. Calories are calories, why can't you metabolize and store or use it?
>>7461536
*comparable to fats
>>7456595
>I only get to dream about this situation
>>7456486
Toast
Two pieces of toast with butter and peanut butter and jam could be in the region of 800 calories.
>>7461536
Food calories are defined as the amount of energy an average human can get out of it, not the amount of energy actually contained within it.
>>7461536
Your body can't convert alcohol calories into fat/store them somewhere. It's used as primary energy source until nothing's left in your body. I'm talking about stuff like vodka and whiskey without carbs, of course.
>>7456486
Is there porn of this qt?
>>7456595
Man up pal
If you don't all that'll happen is you'll say "man. I should'a hit that"
>>7457547
Class C troll
4/10
>>7459189
Wut!?
Maybe without the shit glasses, shit scrunchy from circa 1995 and fucking pig disgusting nose ring.
And even then she's a 5
>>7456595
honestly I wouldn't have sex with someone who wanted a relationship with me if I didn't want a relationship with her. I hate rejecting people because chasing happiness is #1 in my life and I'd essentially be intentionally making them unhappy.
>>7461594
Don't be a douche.
No one gives a fuck about you, why should you give a fuck about anyone else?
>>7461603
I used to think this but plenty of people definitely give a fuck about me. If a girl wants to be with me then she clearly gives a fuck about me. I'd rather let her down easy than toy with her emotions only to rip her happiness out from under her.
Random people I don't care about. Unfortunately I humanize people in my life to the point that I actually care about whether they're happy or not. It detracts from my happiness to make them unhappy, either directly or some other way down the line.
>>7456595
thick girls are a blessing in disguise
>>7456486
I wish to knead her belly
>>7461603
>don't be a douche, just be a douche
>>7456486
She'd be 8/10 if she wasn't fat
6/10 as is
>>7456599
prostitute?
>>7462532
I agree but only if she didn't lose tonnes of weight. You have to be more striking than that to pull off being skinny.
>>7456486
That expression on here face reminds me of pic related kitty. Lip licking emphasis added by me.
>>7458695
....it's the same bear
>>7456486
THI-
>insulin pump
dropped
>>7456486
I did hit that like a tree on endor
>>7457589
>selective breeding
woah check out Hitler over here
>>7458815
Tell me where I can buy this now!
>>7466350
>Largely American program
>woah check out this Austrian
>>7466085
>Implying bears have mastered cloning technology
I don't care if she's kind of fat. Those legs are fucking amazing and I'd do anything to split them.
Virtually anything heavy on the carbs, gluten and starch.
>>7466968
>kind of fat
>>7466968
>kind of fat
ive monitored this thread for a fucking long time and nobody has posted anything comparable to that girl in the OP
please
>>7466968
>this thread is still up
Doing a great job there, mods.
>>7456486
>fattening food
Literally any food ,with calories, eaten over your daily caloric maintenance.
>>7470960
If threads about foods to eat to make you lose weight are appropriate and threads of foods to eat to build muscle why not threads on how to be a fat tubby lardo piece of shit?
>>7470997
That's not what this thread is about and you know it.
>>7457204
>Implying the vagina changes based on weight
The only thing worse in overweight girls is they sweat more, but they dont have stankpuss inherently or anything
>>7457550
Post the youtube vid so I can judge if she has good taste in feedee smut
>>7461529
You were losing 1/2 a pound a day? Did you start doing meth?
