I have a pound of chocolate chip cookie dough and very little self-respect
What should I make?
>>7427601
bigger man-boobs
bake the cookie dough. serve with milk.
a badunkadunk ass
Cookie noodles.
>>7427601
eat it raw if you're so great.
>>7427612
that's where we're headed if /ck/ can't save me (or at least teach me to make cookie dough grilled cheese)
put it in your slow cooker on medium for 6 hours
>>7427622
interesting
what can I expect?
>>7427610
flip a muffin pan upside down, bake chocolate chip cookie cups with half the dough, the other half use it to fill the cups.
Eat the cookie dough raw, op. You know that you want to. Sit down and stuff the whole pound into your mouth, piggy. Do it now.
Make cookie shot glasses. Full with alcoholic milkshake / custard / milk / whatever.
>>7427627
I think I love you
>>7427626
you can expect a pound of succulent cookie
>>7427601
make a couple gaseous farts after eating a bunch of that shit raw.
>>7427601
make blondies pleb
>eating raw cookie dough
raw flour tastes gross
>>7427717
this
It's been a hour. Did you eat all of the raw cookie dough yet, piggy?
>>7427738
Not when mixed with eggs, sugar, butter and chocolate chips.
>>7427937
Don't forget the vanilla
Did it feel good stuffing your face with a pound of raw cookie dough, piggy? This is why you have low self esteem.
>>7427601
dump it and go visit a shrink.
Roll the cookie dough into small balls.
Bake that shitnand you go cookie popcorn when it's all cooked
Does your tummy hurt now, piggy, because you ate a whole pound of raw cookie dough? Have you been sitting on the toilet this past hour?
>>7427601
nothing, my man, eat the dough
>>7427601
Pizookie
Basically a giant cookie with ice cream on top
>>7427601
Put it in a cake pan
Giant cookie
>>7427601
Well you obviously have enough self respect to ask what to do and not just eat the cookie dough.
so you're better off than me i guess,
Sleep tight, piggy.
>>7427937
mine as well just eat pudding then
a cookie cocksleeve
Put at the bottom on a brownie pan.
Bake until set and just starting to bron.
Make brownie batter.
Pour over cookie base.
Bake until brownies are done.
Cool fully.
Cut and eat.
Good morning, piggy. I see people are still giving you basic recipe ideas but it's all for nought since you've already eaten the whole pound if raw cookie dough last night. Did you enjoy it, piggy?
>>7427601
Roll into balls, freeze, batter, fry.
If the cookies are strong enough you could make one of these.
>garish
>wrong season
>won't look nearly as good as in the pic
Cookie pie! You just bake two huge round cookies, let them cool completely, put ice cream layer on one and put the other on top
>>7429402
OP here
I actually only hate half a pound of cookie dough last night and I'm rather proud of myself (so is my mother)
>>7429454
yeah that shit's creepy.
surprised he didn't say 'sucks to your assmar piggy.'
>>7427601
Make chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Cookie dough > cookies desu
>>7429497
Good job, piggy. Now eat the other half. Savour the flavour and think of me as you insert each spoonful.
>>7427601
I'm sure pinterest has every possible meme recipe involving cookie dough that is not just baking it like normal person so I'd go there for advice.
Hey pig, Yeah you.
Hey pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig
Did your cookie dough dreams come true?
>>7429538
T-Trent?
>>7427601
Make a cookie cookbook out of cookie
this piggy bullying is pretty hot i won't lie
>>7430041
What have we become?
>>7427601
Cook on stove top as if it were ground hamburger meat.
>>7430367
Bretty good.
Deep fried dough balls?
