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R8 my chili lads.
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R8 my chili lads.
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>doesn't look like a picture you took
>chopsticks
>that roll
>looks more like beef stew than chili
>lads
please seek help OP
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>>7414302
>not knowing how to reverse image search

I def took the picture lad.

Yeah I've never made chili before and it came out a bit watery; will fix it next time.

atleast it has no beans

>2016
>not eating everything with chopsticks
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>chili

That's pretty clearly some kind of stew, and not chili.
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There's three things you never want to see in chili

>beans
>meat
>distinguishable veggies

True chili is just a blend of tomato puree and, as the name implies, chilis. Anything else is a bastardization of form.

Oh, and enjoy your hamburger bun.
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>>7414402
>no beans
Try saying it to my face fucker and not online
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>>7414566
please gooby
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>>7414388
You can fix what you have now. Just put it on the stove for another hour or so.
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>>7414402
>tomato puree and [...] chilis
Sounds dull as fuck.
Why is all american 'food' so awful
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>>7414402
this clown doesn't know what chili is. even a simple google search proves him wrong.
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>>7414388

so what anime are you watching?

fucking weeaboo faggot

my wife is chinese and she eats chili with a spoon
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>>7414924
Probably uses an asian soup spoon though; which is acceptable.
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>>7414924
does she even eat with chop sticks? I mean a spoon and a fork are pretty nice to use compared to chop sticks.
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>>7415019
kek
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>>7415019
It's harder to massage your prostate with a spoon and fork.
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>>7415002

no, she uses a metal spoon, because she isn't retarded.

>hurr everything in asia is better because it's asian

if even asian people thought this, they wouldn't be so damn eager to leave asia. we use chinese spoons for soup broth and miso soup. not for stew, not for hearty soups full of meat and root vegetables, and not for fucking chili.

>>7415019

we both eat with chopsticks whenever it's convenient. i use them a lot, but a lot of times i don't use them. it's easier to feed our son with chop sticks, but at the same time im not going to chop up a steak before or after i cook it so we can eat it with chop sticks.
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>>7414134

your chili looks like shit. i would take a bastardized version with beans, big chunks of onions and peppers, chunks of steak, pork, chicken, bacon, sausage, and tomatoes any day over that shit.

>makes chili
>uses sweet bell peppers

do you even know how to poblano?
faggot britbong
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>>7415051
That's even more weeb than OP is.
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>>7415177
Not that guy, but how is using them with your Asian girlfriend when it's practical more weeb than using them for the sake of it because you love Asian stuff?
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>>7415185
OP here
I can only speculate
" i use them a lot, but a lot of times i don't use them"

this donk doesn't know any thing as he just contradicted himself 78 times.

I'm going to go make some kick ass seafood stir fry now.

video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwvfxWF460
but I'm also using calamari and habanero's
habanaro's don't really have much of an affect on me any more but I gotta keep the tolerance up and work towards zero feeling when eating ghosts and reapers.

I'll post it when I'm done
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>>7415177

my wife is chinese. weeaboos are obsessed with japan. i was never even into asians until i seen my wife's thick ass. fucking idiot
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>>7415249

crying op because everyone know's you're a faggot?

because if i do something a lot, i have to do everything else only a little?

bugger off m8
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>>7415251
>see chinese girl's anomalous ass
>now into asians
how does this work?
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why don't you cook something from your own culture? like a fucking eel pie
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>>7415254
?
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>>7415265
why don't i cook my dick in your cunt?
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>>7415265
because I don't have any eel? you bitch. I will put dildos in my sock then kick you in the mug if you don't scurry off.
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>>7415264

well she isn't a 9 year old boy so i wouldn't expect a britbong to understand
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>>7415271

exactly how many dildos do you have?

>i swear, i bought the dildos to put in me socks to beat this gobber on the internet i did
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>>7415273
What the fuck are you talking about? Was one of the words I used to big for you to understand? Complete mong.
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>>7415282

look, i'm not going to sit here and try to explain how sometimes, mostly outside britan, a man is sexually attracted to a female, and for that reason decides to pursuit a relationship with her.
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My chili is better
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>>7415320
your chili is shit. get that mince out.
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>>7415339

right. maybe you would prefer this?
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>>7415320
your chili looks like when i make chili except for the white beans.
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>>7415350
that's just something no one should ever eat. brits are warped in the mind
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Lets get started on that stirfry
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alright lads, first thing you want to do is clean and gut your eels
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>>7415447
little progress; moving slow 2night son.

cleaning the seafood now then we frying and stirin

jroc baby
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>>7415539

when crispin me onions, i like to add a little blood pudding for flavor
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>>7415562

next you want to jelly your eels
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>>7414812
>Chilis
>dull
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chili is shit, and every time i say it's shit people are on here are like 'you've just had shitty chili' and it annoys me because i am a better, more well-travelled cook than any of them and i made an entirely well-informed decision to hate chili.
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