I will give you 60 of these little guys, Baluchistan Pygmy Jerboa's. You must use them to prepare a meal for 3. Wat do.
>>7412622
arent the other 57 gonna be hungry tho?
Fucking jesus...I thought that was some little fictional critter so I looked it up...
I'm gonna have awful nightmares now, that is probably the most surreal nonsensical unsettling animal I've ever seen, up there with pangolins.
I can't imagine they would have much meat...I'd say hit with torch to get rid of hair, and then flash fry? Maybe some kind of yakitori too.
drown them in wine
pressure cook for 8 minutes, dehair
serve whole over pasta with tons of parm
>>7412622
that's a fucked up taxidermy. It doesn't exist.
>>7413316
You're both an idiot and a liar.
>>7412656
not op's pic though thank god. Actual jerboa are pretty cute actually.
>>7413323
He's an idiot but he's right that the taxidermist fucked up. It looks like this
>>7413316
There's plenty of videos of them on youtube. Apparently they are a fairly common pet in Japan.
>>7413326
There's many different kinds of Jerboa. OP posted one of them. You posted a different one.
>test jerboa one by one in a variety of simple games and skills
>identify the natural leader
>befriend him and train him with kindness
>organize platoons of jerboa
>delegate the leader to send platoons on search for delicious and rare ingredients
>patiently wait as my army of mouse kangaroos amass luxury foodstuffs
>final mission
>strap tiny bags to jerboa
>send them to local bakery
>leader organizes a flying squad to distract overnight bakers
>jerboa platoons fill bags with flour and return to me
>leader is killed by hotel pan flung with deadly accuracy by enraged Juan-Manuel
>died saving his squad from certain death
>awarded post mortem Medal of Honoria Rodentia
>bake crackers
>eat crackers and caviar with finest cheeses and liqeurs and fruits in his honor at state dinner
>59 jerboa in formation
>one empty spot at the front
>We finish meal, stand to toast
>"In the name of the one that can't be here with us tonight! Comrades! Liberté, égalité, fraternité! Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori! What do you say to your brother in arms!?
>"SQUEAK!!!!!!"
war is hell
>>7412622
Kill the three people, serve them to the Jerboas.
>>7413346
I have goosebumps. That was beautiful.
>>7412656
Pangolins are cute as fuck, you have shit taste anon
>>7413316
You're gonna try to pass off needle felting as taxidermy?
>>7412622
DEEP FRY THE LITTLE FUCKERS,
FUR AND ALL. SERVE ON A BED OF LIGHTLY TOASTED VOMIT.
>>7412650
underrated post
>>7413346
The only way this meal can go down desu
>>7413602
this
>>7412650
This, someone shop three more of them and put little tiny clothes on them
>>7412650
kek
>>7414362
That is retardedly relevant
>>7414362
>3½ damage
>>7412661
>drown them in wine
Hello, France.
Don't you have some Ortolans to be eating whole with a napkin draped over your head to hide from God?
