What are you craving right now?
>>7409100
Barbecue chicken and Potato Salad
lasagna or egg plant parmesan
>>7409100
a vomit bucket
for the last two months i have been feeling like vomiting every second of ever day
that meatball
>>7409152
Sounds like you're craving a trip to a fucking doctor.
>>7409165
i should anon, i really should specially because i have gone half blind in one eye and i can no longer read with it
i keep pushing it and this shit will catch up with me one day
Craving.
Picture of cat.
Not sure if gook or horny, just in case gook...
>>7409169
Dude you're going to die.
I've had a cavity somewhere in my mouth for years and I keep pushing off going to the dentist because it's so expensive.
But losing your eyesight is something else and could be a symptom of a thousand really terrible things.
I just ate this and all I want is another plate.
Dieting sucks.
>>7409100
Italian summer black truffles
I have a lump of pemmican that I want to eat. But I should wait some hours. I am not REALLY hungry.
Capicola
prime rib
and beef brisket
Some 'za, maybe some 'chos or if I'm feeling really fancy, a nice steaming pot of 'nara.
>wa-la!
Jeeleye Beeleye Peet Rat Goomeye Candeye
Jeeleye Beeleye Peet Rat Goomeye Caaaaandeeeeye
I want pussy.
>>7409100
Sesame chicken with some of that awesome pepper oil from the local Chinese place. Side of fried rice would great too.
>>7409100
When I wake up about eight hours from now I'm making bacon, eggs and toast with a big glass of extra pulp orange juice. I can almost smell it already.
Nachos or some kind of burrito.
>>7409553
'chos and a 'to are always a good 'bo.
An ice cream sundae. I eat low carb and usually its not a problem but I want to gorge myself on ice cream right now
>>7409224
Do I see sauerkraut?
>>7409169
>half blind and constantly on the verge of vomiting
>one day
Nigga more like one hour, if you aren't dead yet get to a doctor.
A nice malty brown ale.
>>7409160
>NO, IT'S MY MEATBALL!
Some baked chicken with lettuce on the side at this point would be an excellent meal to nab tomorrow.
Meatballs would also be a nice second.
Licorice or something chewy
my roommates cake sitting on my shelf in the fridge
...its on my shelf after all...
Fried chicken sandwich with a pickle
>>7409100
Pussy
For food though i would love some fried chicken.
Pussy
a big juicy cock
Say pussy again, motherfucker.
Say pussy again. I dare ya.
it's killing me. how do i get over those fuckers?
A bf
>>7409608
>GIVE ME THAT MEATBALL!
>>7409100
a good general tso chicken. extra psicey
>>7409169
>catch up with me one day
nigger it HAS caught up. you're dead, kiddo
a good hamburger
>>7409100
Dank memes
a pussy
PB&J tortilla.
Bourbon
>havent had a drink yet this year
>lost 20lbs
Just waiting for the right moment to break my drought, dont wanna waste that first drink on a meh moment
A bucket of Mac and Cheese with extra cheese and cheese on the side.
>>7409100
Either a bushel of steamed Maryland Blue Crabs or a proper Maine Lobster Roll using a New England split top bun. God I miss east coast summer seafood boils.
>new soap smells like orange soda
>suddenly cant stop thinking about orange soda
>want to eat my soap
I'm craving some lobster ravioli in a good ass vodka sauce
>>7409100
Your mom
A couple fried eggs honestly. Fried just barely over easy with cracked pepper, paprika, and salt (home ground pink Himalayan just to be a douche), fresh homemade white bread still warm from the oven, and a tall glass of cranberry juice mixed with seltzer. It's 5:30 in the morning and if I started cooking now I'd probably wake my mom up.
>>7413061
McGriddle.
>tfw going to mcdonalds in a few hours
Spicy Soup!
Dick.
No homo.
Cod and chips with mustard and malt.
a good pizza
a loving sexual relationship with a big hairy beefcake
No homo
>>7410938
Literally the easiest thing to get if you're female. This is why we need meninism.
>>7409595
Dam. I craved nothing before this thread. Now i want some sauerceaut, dank sausages, fried eggs and black bread with fennel seeds.
white women
cyanide
>>7409100
Either pic related or something chocolate
>>7413343
Okay, how do I get a boyfriend?
>>7414059
let him put a dick inside you
>>7409100
beer
>>7409100
Tacos, fried rice, and some root beer.
>>7409100
Clam strips
Which I'm warming up now.
>>7414068
>implying just any dick will do
The Hurgin, my family heirloom dish. A yummy layered cake of bologna and mayonnaise with a delicious thick frosting on top. It's the best. I usually eat a slice a day, it's so filling. The longer it is refrigerated the more the flavor sets in. I gotta run to the store tonight for some mayo.
>>7409100
fries with mayo
>>7414068
who is him?
I'd love to shoot a man in self-defence
A hooker covered in frosting
>>7409171
>he doesn't know of dat meatball
THIS SO MUCH
on "volkoren"(cant be arsed to translate)bread
>>7409100
Vanilla cheesecake.
>>7409100
sesame noodles with teriyaki chicken and broccoli
>>7413243
Came here to post this
+1
>>7409169
What the fuck are you talking about
Are you a boozer or something? How did you go partially blind?
>>7414053
I drank more than a couple six packs of these fucking things on a long road trip. Goddamn I was sick when I woke up later.
>>7409100
I was craving some pasta, so I made some.
>>7414092
>bologna
>mayo
>flavor
>>7415699
How were you even able to do that without your pancreas doing backflips after the first six
Shit is like straight sugar, it's gross
>>7416639
That's probably why he got sick, dude.
Chicken faijita nachos
Pastrami
>>7409595
Yes, it's delicious and low calorie. It used to get it at my local butchery but which was amzing but then I relized they cook it with lard so I can't eat it anymore at least while I'm doing the diet...
>>7416650
>do you want some bread with your sausage?
>>7409100
just alcohol. so much alcohol.
but im trying to be good and it sucks
Cheesecake.
I've only made cheesecake once before. It was a chocolate turtle cheesecake and it was great. Right now I don't want one with so much stuff in it but I don't want a plain one either.
>>7409169
does your pee smell sweet?
peeing more frequently?
you might be diabetic!
and no, you dont need to be fat to develop type 2
Cold water
>>7409100
cunt, desu. I miss the taste and the smell
anyone got a recipe that approximates them?
> inb4 raw oysters, can't get those either
>>7409100
These.
>>7418065
the longer you go without it, the easier it is.
good luck m8 i know you can do it
>>7413013
> seasoning a crab shell
I am constantly and unduly amazed by the utterly retarded things that people will actually pay for
Cube steak, mushrooms & peppers over egg noodles.
Just some water
>>7409100
A nice feminine penis.
at any given time being hungry:
-buffalo wings
-prime rib
-chicken fried steak and sausage gravy
-philly cheese steak
-huevos rancheros
-lobster/crab and butter
>>7409100
A cold Coca-Cola in a glass bottle
>>7409100
That Beefball.
pussy
>>7419317
Came here to post this.
A gf.
In terms of food though, I'd love a chicken shawarma wrap. I haven't had one in like four years almost, and the closest place where I can get one is rarely ever open it seems and it's about 30 minutes away.
>>7420037
A BLT with some avocado and some fine Wisconsin sharp cheddar and some jalapenos.
popcorn.
I'm going to go make some