I am a multi-millionaire, and I feel like making someone's ultimate wishes come true. I offer to provide you with an unlimited visa card that can be used for one of the following, and one of the following ONLY. You must choose what it will be, and then it will work for life, but only for what you choose.
1) Food at any chain (non-specialty, non-luxury) restaurant for yourself only, between the hours of 6pm and 10pm. Only eat in, no take home.
2) Unlimited bar pass to any bar between the hours of 9pm and 2am. Limitless drinks of whatever they serve, however no luxury, specialty alcohol. Just the main menu service.
3) 1 night a week call-girl "girlfriend" service. You can have any girl average value, $500 night. No luxury $1000 model half/half service, sorry. Just good quality working gals service.
Your choice? My man-servant will arrive at your door within 30 mins. You must choose now.
>>7395066
Free food.
>>7395072
enjoy your dennys
>>7395066
A million dollars isn't a lot of money these days.
I'd take the man-servant.
>>7395082
when you stack them together in 100's, it does okay.
I can cover your visa card, no problem, even if you are the worst alki and go for 20 drinks every night.
>>7395066
Drinka. You'd be regretting that decision for multiple reasons though.
1 bar pass pls
>>7395066
None of these things appeal to me.
A weekly allowance at a Kesco or local gun shop would be more appealing.
>>7395066
can I just have a big mac
>>7395094
Oh, really...?
>>7395151
so you are going with the dinner option then?
>>7395094
20 drinks a night is alcoholism now? Post-2000 is an an age of total fucking prudes, I swear.
1
>>7395066
Will the hooker do anything? Anal, facefucking, rimjobs, etc?
I don't want girlfriend service. If I'm going to get one night a week with a good looking hooker, I want pornstar service.
2) bar pass
easy
i spent more money on booze than food anyway, why wouldn't anyone pick #2? i mean cmon, you can get all of your mates completely hammered every night for free
If you pick number 2 then theres a huge chance that you will get atleast a girl a week who won't be a massive slag who has had 500 dicks in their vag
Jesus, why would anyone choose anything but number 2?
2
>>7395066
I'll take the free bitch, please
2 is obviously the superior choice
2 because alcohol is expensive
>>7395791
Available girls at bars are generally massive slags, except they usually don't know how to give pleasure. They just lie there and expect you to do it all for them.
>>7395858
oh god I laughed so hard
>>7396012
bigger slags than a dial-a-hooker? i think far from
>>7395066
If option 3 includes shemales, I'll take it. I'm so ready to try again after last years disaster.
Bars nigga
Bars
Gimme free booze
I can buy pussy with the booze you'll buy me
>>7396056
Wow
This post says so much with so little
Good writing m8
