I'm going to McDonald's later because I was given a gift card. I haven't been in a pretty long time
What should I get? What are the best deals? Will they try to jew me on sauces?
>>7390739
Give the gift card to a bum and go to a real restaurant.
>>7390742
Bingo
Buy everything on the dollar menu twice or three times depending on the value of your card.
sausage and egg mcmuffin
>>7390739
You look different...
>>7390739
Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
ketchup only
dip it into Sweet & Sour sauce
They'll only Jew you on the sauces in some of the stores. It's really a 50/50 whether you'll have to pay for them.
Enjoy my autistic usual
>>7390761
Don't forget to wash down your sugar burger dipped in sugar sauce with your sugar water, lest you choke.
There is only one correct answer to your question
>>7390739
McGriddles. Are they on the all day breakfast menu?
Two cheeseburgers or McDoubles with Mac sauce, and a spicy chicken thing.
>>7390854
I went through the drive thru and asked for a double cheeseburger with Big Mac sauce. They charged me for a double cheeseburger and a Big Mac.
McChicken with Mac sauce, add tomato, white cheese, bacon, slivered onions too if you're feeling brave.
>>7390868
That kinda sucks. That's never happened. 80% of the time they don't even charge me for the sauce, though sometimes they tack on like 50c.
>>7390868
next time, look at the receipt and if they fuck you over again, man up, go inside and act a motherfucking fool. Kill the whole McDonalds.
>>7390891
*never happened to me, that is.
>>7390770
Dr. Pepper to be specific, my darling
>>7390850
Nope
>>7390739
Sell the card to one of the shady characters that always seem to be hanging out around those places then go get something decent.
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
