y'all dip pizza in ranch, right?
>>7387328
I'm more of a garlic butter kinda guy
>>7387328
Yes, it's delicious.
>>7387328
Only the crust. I'm refined.
>>7387328
I like this better.
>>7387343
>Bleu
>>7387328
Of course.
>>7387328
I've been a US citizen for 35 years, and earned my place as an amerifat. I still don't understand the fixation with ranch dressing.
>>7387328
The world has gone to shit. Mike Judge called it.
>>7387355
those bottles look delicious. what's the largest coke bottle being sold in stores all over USA?
>>7387368
Largest I've ever seen is 3 liter.
>>7387368
Those are bongs, who are much more inclined to slather ranch over everything...
>>7387328
>dipping your pizza
>adding any sauce to pizza
>>7387343
Mah nigga. Shit is dank as fuck. Much love to BoB.
What's exactly ranch dressing? No such thing on my place. Although adding anything else than orégano/basil to a pizza is an abomination and should be punished by the law.
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>>7387355
>>7387462
>what's exactly ranch dressing
Dairy fat, salt, a couple herbs that give a distinct flavor to fat and salt.
>>7387447
What is tomato sauce
>>7387328
i take two slices of 'za, spread ranch over one slice, then put the other slice on top like a sandwich.
>>7387496
I'm talking about adding any sauce to pizza. tomato sauce is a requirement for pizza.
No, but I won't judge you if you do.
>>7387447
yeah man tomato sauce on pizza is nasty, best with just pepperoni and cheese am i rite?
dumb shit
>>7387554
>what does "dipping" mean?
>>7387328
I dip my 'za in spag bol
>>7387563
>what does "adding" mean?
>>7387563
>people actually buy plain logs of pizza dough to dip in pizza sauce
>to go along with their pizza
>>7387574
ADDING to pizza, meaning you already have a normal pizza and then add to it.
the tomato sauce beneath the topping is therefore not what he meant
>>7387582
That just makes it sound like you never make your own pizza, so opinion discarded.
I'm this guy >>7387447
is /ck/ too fucking stupid to understand what I'm saying? did I have to add (except for the sauce on the dough, beneath the toppings) to my post?
>>7387519
what is white pizza?
>>7387603
>What is white pizza
"food" for degenerate retards, hopefully sprinkled with rat poison.
>>7387355
>guy in the foreground is skinny spooky skeleton
>Americans talking about pizza
>Americans think they know cheese
>Americans think they know bread
Your 'marinara' sauce is ok, a little sweet for me but I enjoy it
>INB4 America is a large country
>so different
You are so similar I feel embarrassed for you reading you say that.
>>7387614
MUH MICRO BREWERIES BRO
QUANTITY>QUALITY
>>7387614
>i'm from undisclosed not american country
>i don't even need to say where i'm from, because obviously i eat better than stupid americans
Pretty low level shitposting there, anon.
>>7387618
>>7387610
>>7387622
I think it is pretty high level for /ck/
Your immediate response of 'you just shitposting bro' is indicative of the hurtful truth. Back to your sketti fatty.
>>7387634
amerilards btfo
Well, 'straya kids are apparently home from school.
We had this thread yesterday. Stop it.
>>7387633
Man, being so wrong all the time must be why you rage against the 'reddit' menace.It also amuses me that people can say that someone is from a site without ever going to it. You are obviously the reddit fag. Closet case, just admit it son.
>>7387645
wew lad
>not even denying that he's a ledditor
>>7387650
>he cares about what other people do so much he talks about reddit on a cooking board
wew lad
>>7387661
>he thinks I >>7387650 am this guy: >>7387633
wew there laddy
>>7387645
Just noticed, I forgot pic!
>>7387667
I was replying to
>not even denying that he's a ledditor
Also, if you weren't avatarfagging it wouldn't matter. Maybe an anonymous forum isn't for you?
>>7387672
>posting a shoop
shiggy diggy doo
>>7387685
Spending your own time, no matter how little, to do that. wew lad
>>7387682
>avatarfagging
maybe 4chan is not for you, big guy
>>7387695
>big guy
It's true and it gave me a semi, keep going.
>>7387702
newfag
>>7387707
>unironically says newfag
You do know where the idea of newfag came from don't you?
>>7387711
>ledditfanboy.jpeg
>>7387713
>uses actual bait
>I was just pretending
Fucking hell lad, you couldn't be newer if you tried. It is ok to admit you are just trying to fit in.
>>7387720
>reading comprehension
wewwww
>>7387723
was expecting you to say 'objectively' but you wouldn't know that is a meme either, would you?
>>7387519
He never heard of pizza with white sauce.
>>7387711
Back when b was good
Man. /ck/ gets so butthurt these days. As an aincentfag, this board has about gone to shit.
>>7387328
only those all who are 400lbs+ like you OP
>>7387727
>not knowing leddit memes
>a bad thing
you are just making yourself looks stupid. go on please, post.
>>7387611
That's how rednecks work for some reason. They're either skeletons or gargantuan landwhales, there's no middle ground.
>>7387746
Once again, you are telling me about reddit. Is it a meme there? I wouldn't know, unlike you I don't use the site. Every time you tell someone about what happens on reddit, you expose yourself as a user. Are you really too thick to understand that?
Or, just trying to fit in? Out of interest, we are anonymous so it doesn't matter, how old are you? I'm 31, arguing with, I assume, a teenager. I am pathetic. So be honest m8.
>>7387761
holy shit grandpa, this is creepy
don't you have some grandkids to spoil?
>>7387761
>Is it a meme there?
you are just exposing yourself as being a newfriend on 4chins
>>7387794
>knowing a certain group makes you one of them
great reasoning, faggot.
>in his 30's
>has wife and kids
>still a degenerate wasting time on 4chan
>>7387812
>knowing a certain group makes you one of them
I'll give you that, the reasoning is off. However, it is such niche knowledge that unless you actually are in the user group you wouldn't know it.
About your second greentext. I need space, I have a few days free and I am drunk. Shitposting on 4chan is great for stress relief. I have had a great time. Do you know how hard it is to have 3 girls and a wife? One is a teenager. I need this shit.
the cooking subreddits on reddit are pretty good actually
>>7387328
only for shitty pizza
>>7387910
reddit rabble rabble reddit rabble rabble
>Cheap fast food pizza - Yes
>Real pizza - No
Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>7387328
That papa Murphy's double decker pizza dipped in ranch is my fucking kryptonite desu
But nothing else touches ranch
>>7388180
>food preference
>objectively
Did you know you are an idiot who has no idea about anything?
>>7388206
It was just a joke you faggot. Are you literally retarded?
>>7387328
Honestly, I only use dipping sauce for low-mid tier pizza. If I spend a lot of money on a good quality pizza, that stuff is good enough on its own.
>>7388209
>Gobbles bait
>Asks if I'm retarded
Who knows, this might be bait too. Do you know?
Best Fast Food pizza joint? Thinking about getting a pizza tomorrow.
Also, what type of pizza/toppings?
>>7388213
You can't be stupid and then try to hide behind the curtain of "trolling" or "bait" you retard. Fuck off
>>7388217
Little Caesars
Triple pepperoni
Double Cheese
Ranch
Fedora
>>7388218
You can, however, actually write something to elicit a response and watch as a tard tries his hardest to defend his own initial stupidity. It reminds me of somethiing?
>>7387343
Can't go wrong with bleu cheese at all.
>>7388232
Well, as I'm sure you have heard a lot, you tried.
>>7388240
>being so retarded you don't know the earth revolves
I kinda feel bad mocking you
>>7388243
>implying an country other then America matters.
>>7388247
>he is a good goy
>>7387347
Quoi? Tu ne parles pas français, tabarnak?
>>7387470
kek
>>7387838
>such niche knowledge
reddit is the mainstream cancer mate, nothing niche about that shit anymore.
>>7387838
>About your second greentext. I need space, I have a few days free and I am drunk. Shitposting on 4chan is great for stress relief. I have had a great time. Do you know how hard it is to have 3 girls and a wife? One is a teenager. I need this shit.
Alright mate, I get it, I was just shitposting, stop taking shitposts on 4chan seriously.
>>7388628
>stop taking shitposts on 4chan seriously
It never gets old. 10/10
>>7388643
it's just banter, and this guy is pouring his heart out about his wife and kids and being drunk and what not, it's sad to read.
>>7388643
>4chan is serious business
it never gets old 9/11
Where are my crustdipper niggas at?
>>7388651
in jail
>>7387614
It always makes me cringe whenever americans try to discuss anything other than pizza "toppings", fast food and tips.
Their food is so devoided of identity they might as well eat garbage and be done with it.
Hopefully Dan Barber will save that god forbidden culinary hellhole.
>>7388684
It's not that bad. Thing is anything good is less common. There's a reason people say Hamburgerica.
They have a bunch of mexican-derived food that is pretty good. Chili con carne comes to mind. Or the Cajun cuisine.
But most of their *popular* food is so bland they drown it in sauces to kill the cardboard taste.
who /RANCH/ in here?
buzz me mulattos
