How does /ck/ degrease their pizzas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKilm79bNAU
>>7381985
Was it hard telling your parents youre a faggot?
>>7381985
>I only eat pizzas, and I otherwise don't exercise
What the hell
>>7381993
>this guy doesn't eat only pizzas
>>7381985
I eat it
If only he spent the time degreasing his pizzas on finishing Platform Masters
At least he degreased it before adding the anchovies.
>>7381985
>I only eat pizzas, and I otherwise don't exercise
/ck/
>>7381985
>needing to degrease a pizza
what the fuck? where the fuck do they make such shitty pizzas?
>>7382052
Same place he bought this 30 inch pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo
He takes hours to degrease it in this video.
>>7382052
Dominos, pizza hut etc
>>7381985
Wait, Woshua is that you?!
>>7382054
I like how he just stores it unrefrigerated for 4 days with no regard for spoilage and microbial growth
I don't degrease my pizzas because I don't add excess oil or pounds of shitty cheese to my pizzas
>>7382081
>he makes all his own pizzas
Must be fun being single
>>7381985
i've done that since i was in grade school and i'm a skinny rich guy
>>7381985
I do the opposite, I drizzle some more olive oil on top for extra flavor.
>>7382084
What part of making your own pizzas implies being single?
>>7381985
Ulillillia posting, when will his game be finished?
>>7382084
>projecting your own virginity on 4chan
Get well soon anon!
Eat pizza rolls.
>tfw no grease to mop up and nicely contained bites of pizza pleasure
>A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.
God bless Uli.
>>7382454
>tfw no grease to mop up
because its been encased within the pizza roll itself you fatass
>>7381985
I don't. I also pour the oil from the can of anchovies onto my slice. I ran 18 miles on sunday in 2.5 hours.
>I only eat pizzas
Who the fuck is this autistic?
>>7382052
LIterally every single pizza regardless of type
>>7382103
Having too much time on your hand. Also any pizza you make in a home oven is going to be shittier because home ovens simply don't get hot enough for proper pizza
>>7382562
Just because you occasionally try different topping combinations from the same fast food pizza place doesn't mean you've tried every single pizza.
Pizza has cheese, cheese has fat, get over it.
>>7382573
I've lived on 3 different contients and have traveled to four. Pizza has grease on it. Even traditional Italian pizza when they skimp on the cheese, you can't soak it like in the video because you'd just end up soaking up sauce as well, but its there
>>7382054
>making small talk when ordering take out
>kys
>>7382466
I need sauce for this plz
Over 20 minutes of pizza degreasing action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
>>7382525
>2078-62
>not knowing ulilllillia
>is actually autistic
place greasy toppings like pepperoni/salami on a paper towel and microwave them briefly before you put them on and bake the pizza. it reduces the overall greasiness quite a bit.
>>7382466
jelly-like yellow poop would imply undigested fat. if he eats nothing but pizza all day that doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me is he took the time to find out the hue, saturation, and value of his shit. Actually, this is Uli. Nevermind.
>>7382565
>Having too much time on your hand
Pizza takes like 20 minutes, yo.
>home ovens simply don't get hot enough for proper pizza
I guess they don't get hot enough for proper bread then? Or proper biscuits? Or proper gratin? The hell are you on about?
>>7382600
Please stop, your autism is showing.
So this guy lives off of white bread and cheese, spends his life by the computer and doesn't get any excersise
>>7382959
correct amigo
the man just plays his mind game and dreams
more grease the better imo
>weigh towel before and after
fucking dumb shit
> ITT people not knowing Ulillillia,
Yeah, the guy is absolutely autistic for real. Still, educate yourselves.
>>7382959
I think we all aspire to attain such a life style
>>7383029
yeah but some of it will be water.
Nah I'm only being a shit cunt.
Just fucking weigh it nigger, this ain't rocket surgery.
>>7382054
>thinks 4 pm is busy for pizza restaurants
>tells pizza guy "have a good time"
What hurts the most is having a 30 year old brother who is way too much like this guy, he even eats hamburger helper without meat
>>7382565
Why do people think pizza has to be cooked like a ruths chris steak hory shet. Why dont you just throw the pizza on the sun faggot? Does that get hot enough for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdLbUHdKTJ4
>2016
>fucking wit Uli
>>7381985
>eating the kind of shitty pizza that needs to be degreased
Blech. It's even worse when you have a shitty pizza with pepperoni, and each piece curls up into a horrific little bowl of orange grease.
>>7382565
>being this much of a helpless, lazy dolt
>>7382662
I thought he left YouTube?
>>7381990
Is it shit being this new?
>>7383352
He's a crazy, severely autistic and inept imbecile. Do you honestly expect him to keep his word?
>>7383184
>Pepperoni grease bowls
This is a sign you have received shit pizza.
>>7381985
I just pour it off into a glass which I sip on the side.
>>7381985
If a slice of it drops like 5 solid drops a second when held near vertically I degrease it. Anything below that and I'm fine with it
>>7382662
Fucking hell. I have an instinctive urge to beat the shit out of that guy.
>>7381985
If it's visibly pooling on the top, yes, I'll dab it off with a paper towel or napkin, but if the pizza isn't going to drip grease everywhere, then I typically don't bother.
>>7382684
If he thinks he's been pissing, then it means he's cumming in his sleep and has no idea what it is
>>7383441
He's mildly autistic, anon. Less autistic than Chris-chan.
>>7384662
No, he's much more autistic than CWC, but he's definitely savant.
>>7384479
I'm not really talking shit, it's just uncanny how I have literally lived what people on the internet make a meme of
I wonder if I have second hand autism
>>7381985
I just don't put pepperoni on it.
>>7384662
>mildly autistic
mild? no, hes autistic as fuck. watch his disgaea reviews or him talking about the game he created. he literally goes full autist about them.
the difference is that he has a great amount of sanity to keep it in check.
>>7384787
No, autistic is fuck is shitting yourself and not being able to speak.
>>7384789
I don't think you know what autism is.
>>7382943
are you fucking retarded? pizza ovens are around between 600-800 degrees
>Amerilards
>>7384916
>lard
>degreasing
stupid fuck
>>7384857
that actually is what autism is.
>>7384926
I don't think you know what autism is either.
>>7381985
This video is the most offensive thing on the internet.
>>7385005
I don't think he ever said he only eats pizza, pretty sure he only eats cheese pizza though.
>>7382054
$42 for a 30 inch with nothing but cheese? Holy fucking shit. That would be like $25 normally and it would look a hell of a lot better. That is insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCvNdNKs-rg
what the fuck
>>7386178
>not determining the kinkiness of your used dryer sheets before mounting them on your keyboard.
I shiggity diggity
cheese is basically greese. I don't eat pizza with cheese on it.
>>7386252
A pizza without cheese is just a flat bread.
You can put anything else on the crust, and take anything else away, but without cheese it isn't pizza.
>>7386178
>/g/
>>7382639
http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
>>7387934
Wow this guy is fucked up, I'm guessing his parents take care of him or something.
>>7384666
I'd say they are about equal but Uli is more lawful good where as Chris is more chaotic evil
>>7381985
hes not autistic, its a serious form of OCD
WHAT THE FUCK
This thread made me clean up my desk
>>7388356
It's not OCD although there is a lot of overlap between Autism and OCD tendencies. However the distinction is that people with OCD feel significant anxiety if they do not act on whatever their obsessions are, however people with Autism just act on an urge and do not feel anxious if they cannot do it even if they act annoyed.
bump for more degreasing discussion
>>7388367
Good job, you are as autistic as Ulililia
>>7382052
USA.
Luckily here in Europe even supermarket-grade frozen pizzas are 30 times better, and they taste like cardboard.
>>7390259
Is it a yuropoor hollyday or something?
The shitposting has been off the charts all day today.
>>7390259
>30 times
Is that how many father / child rape occurrences happened to you?
>>7387750
People over the age of 18 should not eat cheese, unless they're malnourished.
>>7390274
No sorry but here only priests rape, fathers and the rest of the population are fulfilled enough to resist bodily sins like rape, contrarily to deprived amerilards.
>>7390293
How many times did you ram your head into a brick wall before you came up with that gem?
>>7390312
Probably many less than it takes you to spew out one single word
>>7390293
why friend?
>>7390602
Because insecure children pretending to be adults on the internet like to make things up in order to make themselves feel mature and relevant.
>>7381985
>casually posting the autism bomb known as Ulillillia
>>7381985
Sounds like this, I only do it to deep dish pizzas from little caesars
https://youtu.be/Dsui0TVYk_Q?t=489
>>7381985
I make it non-greasy in the first place, you fat fuck.
>>7392191
That is fucking gold.
>>7382565
BUY STONE
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Actually, just buy a pizza maker of oven that gets hot enough.
>>7392191
>pokey mans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
