What do you guys put on your crumpets besides butter and peanut butter?
>>7380154
That's not a crumpet.
>>7380154
I like mine with cheese and tomato
>>7380162
Nevermind. I'm a retard. I was thinking scones.
>>7380166
It's okay. You just have to tell me what you like to put on your crumpet now.
>>7380154
grape jelly and hot sauce
Tooth paste
>>7380162
They call those muffins in England
or English muffin here.
Jam and cheese or Marmite.
Peanut butter does not belong on a crumpet.
Honey
>>7380171
Horseradish sauce.
>>7380173
Excellent choice.
>>7380175
Nope, we call them crumpets.
>>7380154
>butter
>Parkaaay
>>7380178
I said butter and peanut butter, fool. And yes it does. With a glass of whole milk.
>>7380186
Thanks m8. Dental hygene goes against my inner british but i like the minty freshness
>>7380184
Horseradish and cheese
>>7380163
Sounds delish. What kind of cheese?
>>7380225
good ole american. Or white american if I'm feeling spicy.
>>7380235
I was imagining some swiss cheese and big slice of tomato
That actually sounds really good desu.
wild northwest strawberry jam you fucking pleb
>>7380175
Really? Where I am an English muffin is totally different.
Anyway, I'd usually put honey on OP's pic.
FUUUAAAARRRRRKKKKKK
I haven't made crumpets in a dog's age. I need to whip some out, but I'll probably wait for this weekend. Crumpets are the tits.
Butter and Promite. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Same applies to English muffins.
either cream cheese or sour cream
man you brits have some legit breakfast foods
Hummus
Jam is a top tier crumpet topping
If I'm feeling a bit man childish chocolate spread is dope
Pus.
>>7378651
Branston pickle and some form of sandwich meat.
God I miss having those things.
Butter and a touch of sugar before toasting.
Raspberry jam
>>7380197
This.
Golden syrup and butter are amazing.
I toast it, melt cheese on it, then spread with hummus
You gotta know what cricket is to eat a crumpet
>>7380154
I eat them once a year or something and usually toast them lightly, then cover them with caramel.
>200 grams of suger
>juice of half a lemon
>zest of half a lemon
wait until it cooks, just as its browning throw in 100 ml double cream and whisk while taking it off the heat
Bretty gud
>>7381567
*sugar goddamnit
>>7380225
not that guy but I always use red leicester on crumpets.
>>7380154
Wait is that an English muffin or just what you guys call pancakes
And what do you call English muffins
>>7381573
We call it a muffin.
>>7381573
Right, let's get this straight once and for all.
IN THE UK:
>This is called a muffin
Maple syrup and nothing else, you pagans.
The only thing a crumpet needs is butter. So much butter. If you're not having butter drip into your hand as you eat it, it needs more butter.
>>7381666
>This is a crumpet
>>7381663
Then whats a muffin
>>7381670
>This is an 'English Muffin'
>>7381674
Then what the fuck is grilled cheese and pancakes
And why do you call your english muffins English muffins if you're already english
>>7381672
The sound of your sister getting muffled in a pillow.
>>7381678
Anybody eating grilled cheese here would probably call it grilled cheese.
We call pancakes 'pancakes' (and 'american pancakes' for the thicker style)
English muffins and muffins have different names because theyre different things. Like 'cheese' and 'american cheese'
>>7381689
*'American """""cheese"""""'
>>7381678
>Then what the fuck is grilled cheese
grilled cheese sandwich or a cheese toastie
>pancakes
pancakes.
>>7381696
It's like regular cheese, but shit
>> peanut butter?
You sick yankee fuck.
I honestly always thought 'Grilled Cheese' was just Americans literally grilling some cheese and eating it
>>7381725
Peanut butter is delicious.
>>7381702
>I don't like my cheese melted
This is why you fail at life.
>>7381761
They wouldn't know.
The peanut butters over there are straight up garbage.
>>7381860
Passport-less flyover: The Post.
>>7380154
>Butter and Peanut Butter
ISHYGDDT
>>7382138
Why not? It's unhealthy I guess maybe a tad excessive but so good. Like a pat of melted butter and some nice jam on an English muffin is nice.
Equal parts peanut butter and raspberry jam. Sometimes I replace the jam with nutella, but it's not as good.
only one person in this thread has mentioned marmite
only one fucking person
the world is going down the fucking tubes
>>7382268
For me, it's one or the other.
>>7382446
I feel you. I'm like that with cream cheese and butter on bagels usually.
>>7380154
cheeses
>>7380154
Lashings of more butter!
>>7380175
a crumpet is different than an English muffin. Its more spongy and soft
Mature cheddar or honey usually.
Peanut butter does sound like it'd be good though.
Oh, I just remembered as an experiment I once had one with sweet chili sauce and that was surprisingly good.
I'm pretty sure english muffins aren't english because we call them english muffins here too.
And if they were an actual english thing, they'd just be called muffins.
But, more importantly, what is the difference between a cupcake and a muffin?
>>7383072
Cup cakes are small cakes while muffins are quickbreads.
Butter
Butter
Butter
...
More Butter
Butter
Or butter and some (homemade) seedless raspberry jam.
>>7380201
>whole milk
I see, you're a yank making shit up.
>>7380206
Now I guarantee we have better teeth than what ever shithole you call home.
>>7381573
You're doing this on purpose.
>>7383072
the method in which they're cooked and as a result the texture. cupcakes are generally made like cakes, i.e: creating an emulsion with lots of trapped air, whereas muffins are made with the muffin method i.e: mixing together the dry and wet ingredients very gently so as to avoid gluten development and relying on chemical/yeast leavening. muffins are less aerated but tender and crumbly, cupcakes are light and moist but potentially more brittle
all these plebs not putting marmite on their crumpets.
Marmalade if I'm feeling like having it sweet
Tomato and cheese if I want to go for more savory.
I once made an Anglosphere burger and used buttered crumpets for the buns as the British segment. The burger was a kiwi lamb burger, it had American mustard as well as the Aussie beetroot and egg and an imported Canadian cheese.
Every bite pissed out melted butter and fat, it was alright.
I had chips on the side from Irish spuds stolen from starving paddies to complete the meal.
>>7383470
>I had chips on the side from Irish spuds stolen from starving paddies
kek
>>7380162
yeah it is
>>7381678
i've always known them to be called breakfast muffins in the uk
>>7381678
>And why do you call your english muffins English muffins if you're already english
We don't actually call them English muffins only when we talk to American retards do we actually use the term - to not confuse them.
A little bit of butter, some melted cheese and then this
Fucking god tier
>>7383259
fanks m9
>>7385294
Then what do you call english muffins
>>7386004
squidgy widdgy round n hound breads
>>7383347
Underrated post right here.
Marmite, butter or primula cheese spread.
Those are the only acceptable options. I don't care what anyone else says, sweet shit does not belong on crumpets.
Peanut butter especially seems ungodly amounts of wrong.
This board needs flags like /int/, seriously.
>>7380154
strawberry jam
thin layer of butter to melt through holes, then hefty coating of strawberry jam, fucking delicious.
>>7385297
>pickle
>it's not a pickle
>>7380154
>tfw no one sells crumpets
Why live
Cream cheese and strawberry preserves.
Vegemite on an english muffin with a cup of tea is tops and there's no counter argument for you to present here.
>>7387352
Absolute best. I wish I could shake your hand.
>>7380154
vegemite.
>>7381666
Nah m8, that's a bun. A muffin is the bread a burger comes in.
>>7387508
>>tfw no one sells crumpets
I always see them in Publix, or Winn-Dixie near the eggs...kind of in the refrigerated area, but not always near the biscuit dough rolls, just kind of its own place near the eggbeaters and butter.
>putting anything but butter, jam, or marmite on your crumpets
yanks out desu
>>7385297
Hmm, I never thought to add Branston when using cheese on them.
>>7387404
Are you blind or mentally deficient in some way?
>>7388187
But we are talking about crumpets.
>>7380154
Butter and strawberry/raspberry jam. Keep that shit simple.
>>7380175
no. OP's image is a crumpet in england
>>7380154
Honey
>>7381666
checked
>>7385297
this.
>>7380206
>implying brits have bad oral hygiene rather than simply being more tolerant of crooked or stained teeth
>>7381727
You mean a Welsh Rarebit?
>>7380154
>peanut butter on a crumpet
goddamn why didn't i ever think of that
i usually just go for butter and strawberry jam.
Enough butter to fill the butter wells, then a thin smear of patum peperium
>>7396828
Her Majesty's HMS Sponge-crump Breadello Doubloons
>>7380154
Pepper.
Cheese.
Brown Sauce.
