are you a bad enough dude to eat this burger?
>>7373504
No, because it wouldn't be good and I like being alive
>>7373504
I cook my meat first.
Serrano ham
Manchego cheese
Watercress
Red pepper aioli
Cooked perfectly
Delicious
Beautiful
>>7373553
This
What are those plant things?
I'm carnivore but i'm not a cow either.
>>7373520
looks moist
>>7373504
No.
ground beef shouldn't be pink and buns shouldn't be soggy
let the fucking thing rest for an hour
No because I'm vegan.
I'd eat that. Everybody'd eat that.
>>7373520
The pattie looks like the dog food mince I feed to my animals.
>>7373504
No i wouldn't eat it. And not because of how the meat is cooked.
>>7373725
>believing the rule for factory ground beef carries over to freshly ground meats
Let me guess, you put your burgers and steak back onto the cooking implement with every bite and slice you take. GOTTA STOP DEM BACTERIA!
>>7373509
If I die, I'll die historic on the flavor road.
>>7373504
>that bloody beef
Oh my
>>7373504
Id eat it, I've had worse and digested it just fine.
>>7373749
You know that only means salmonella happened to not be present in what you sampled before, right? Each time you eat undercooked ground, you risk ingesting a sample in which harmful has been allowed to propagate. It's Russian roulette in culinary form.
>>7373825
Nah bruh that shit aint happening to me. I have quite the iron stomach, unlike you first world pussy lot.
>>7373889
Cooked it too hot.
>>7373504
>Pink meat juice getting into your bun
Disgusting. Also if you're eating ground beef, that's undercooked.
>>7374045
t. not a bad enough dude
if i ground it myself or i had a trusted butcher do it (and i cooked it almost as soon as i got it), sure
packaged pre ground? couldn't pay me
>>7374054
I clearly saw the chef take the pre shaped patty out of a package and grill it. This is the way they always cook it, I didn't request it. I've eaten this burger at least 20 times.
>>7374103
>I've beaten the odds at least 20 times.
>>7373825
I recognize that. but its good to give your immune system a workout sometimes.
>>7373744
Don't exaggerate, I'd never eat hamburger pink. If it's cooked enough that there's no pink? I'll eat it.
>Raw ground beef
Enjoy pulling tapeworms out of your butt
I'll have digestive issues for days so nah I'm good
>>7373520
>Red pepper aioli
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7373504
Did you cook the meat?
>>7373728
I wouldn't.
>>7373504
I want it
Might as well have fucked the cow to death and then taken a bite out of it right on the spot
I don't see the issue with having a little bit of pink in the burger.
I mean, yeah, what OP has going on is going over board, but it's not like you're going to get sick from eating raw ground beef anyway. At least not as likely as pork or poultry.
Looks most and juicy to me, just beautiful.
>people eating pink burgers
>people actually defending others who eat pink burgers
>>7373504
10/10, would devour.
I wouldn't say this thread is so much full of pussies, as it is full of overcautious, misinformed absolutists.
I'm a cook at a big brewpub restaurant. We serve hundreds of burgers a day - half pound beef and buffalo patties. They're grass-fed, high end patties, but they come in pre-shaped and frozen. We ask the customer how they'd like it cooked, and I'd say 60% order medium, 15% order med-rare, 15% med-well, 5% rare, and 5% well-done. The overwhelming majority of our customers eat "pink burgers" because they TASTE BETTER THAT WAY.
These aren't people "beating the odds." No one has ever complained about food poisoning.
You can't assume that bacteria is ALWAYS present in ALL ground meats. Most of us cooks eat them rare, and no one on staff eats them well-done since our Mexican dishwasher quit.
This is how it is outside of your little bubble world. If ground beef not cooked well-done was as dangerous to eat as you think it is, the customers would have to sign waivers.
p.s. We'll cook your pork porterhouse as rare as you want, too!
Enjoy your dysentery, ass worms, mad-cow and AIDS from eating not-dry, flavorful meat.
>>7373889
Yea farn sear hard then cook low and slow to finish
>>7377826
>high end
>frozen
choose one
>>7373504
Minced meat should never be rare, medium rare if you know the meat is really fresh. Minced meat means that air gets all over and thus speeds up the process of bacteria and stuff. Only real meat should have rare parts.
>>7378136
>what is steak tartare?
>>7378136
You've never eaten beef tartare? It's delicious.
>>7378136
thats not true! a good burger HAS to be medium
>>7373748
>bloody
That's not blood; it's myoglobin. Blood is drained from animals before being packages.
>>7378147
Not minced you stupid fuck. Its thinly sliced quality beef cut on the grain.
>>7373504
You like?
>>7378148
>beef tartare
>beef
>>7373504
Nope. I get triggered hard when my bun ends up being a soggy mess
fuck off and take your shit memes with you
>>7378217
Its absolutely minced you monkey
medium or medium-rare /ck/? is there a difference?
>>7378217
>implying that chopping instead of mincing in a grinder completely negates your worry that "air gets all over and thus speeds up the process of bacteria and stuff."
>implying that steak tartare isn't frequently made using minced beef
its probably cold, so no
>>7373504
I would eat it. Looks nice.
>>7373504
Sure but i'm generally not a fan of the texture when it's that pink.
>>7378279
I don't eat raw meat like a fucking cave man regardless.
>>7378329
>"like a fucking cave man"
>>7378387
>like a fucking man
>>7373504
>>7378245
I find the texture of burger cooked below medium to be an unpleasant eating experience. It yields to chewing too easily, and resembles too much the paste that is uncooked ground meat. Medium burger is juicy taste, with toothsome consistency. It feels correct in the mouth. Above medium is TOO chewy.
I love medium rare burgers if I've just ground the meat myself. Otherwise I don't want to risk getting ill.
>>7378245
I can't believe nobody has commented on this. Burger looks /amazing/ mate.
>>7377751
Not everyone is as big of a pussy as you
>>7373520
>>7373881
>I have an iron stomach
Ayy lmao, I love when people say this
>>7377826
What does the last part of your post even mean? "I'll get ass worms and AIDS but I don't care"? Okay m8, it's up to you what you eat anyways
>>7373552
>You will not die in flavortown
If you die in Flavortown, you die in real life
>>7378504
Have an upmote sir.
quick cu/ck/s, would you sample this delicacy? it's pork
>>7379533
Yes. That shit's delicious.
>>7379533
mettbrötchen is love
mettbrötchen is life
>>7379533
Sushi of the Ruhr
>>7377826
>frozen
>high end
>comparing beef that was ground up off site to full cuts
You're a retard.
Am I the only one who tries to eat only fully cooked ground meat, but is okay with tossing my hang-ups out the door for a really fancy meal?
>>7379533
Without hesitation
