Mistakes

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Mistakes 2016-02-12 12:47:53 Post No. 7368246
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Mistakes Anonymous 2016-02-12 12:47:53 Post No. 7368246 [Report]

>go for monthly grocery shopping spree
>get a stack of egg roll wraps
>get tons of ingredients for making awesome egg rolls of different styles

>a day later find out I accidentally bought tortilla wraps

I'll be trying to make my own cut I can't find as many recipes online to cross reference as I like. and getting them as nice and thin as they are from the store will take years of experience and Asian blood, neither of which I have. I already know how and make tortilla wraps.

Tell me your mistakes, /ck/.

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Anonymous 2016-02-12 12:56:47 Post No.7368258
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 12:56:47 Post No.7368258 [Report]

>>7368246
I read and replied to your thread.
Biggest misteak of my life.

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Anonymous 2016-02-12 12:57:52 Post No.7368260
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A carrot slice rolled off the chopping board and into the gap between the bench and the stove. As far as I know it's still there mocking me and laughing at how he escaped the horrors of being eaten and digested. I'll get that little fucker back one day when I accidentally burn the house down.

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Anonymous 2016-02-12 13:01:22 Post No.7368267
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 13:01:22 Post No.7368267 [Report]

>>7368246
I was seated next to a man who was telling me about a Freudian Slip. The ticket counter girl apparently had huge knockers. Instead of saying, "I'll have two tickets to Pittsburg," he said, "I'll have two pickets to titsburg."

I could relate. I told him that very morning, I meant to ask for a bowl of cornflakes. Instead, I said, "You ruined me life, you evil bitch!"

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Anonymous 2016-02-12 13:04:35 Post No.7368269
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>>7368267
pretty sure i've retweeted that one a few times

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Anonymous 2016-02-12 13:06:40 Post No.7368273
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 13:06:40 Post No.7368273 [Report]

>>7368267
You're not even out of high school yet, let alone married, kid.

>>7368260
I have enough food lost between the counter and the stove to feed a family of four. There's even a pancake down there somewhere.