>go. to gf's house to eat dinner
>her parents are serving shrimp
>my fucking face when the shrimp aren't de-vined
WHAT FUCKING DO
eat the shrimp shit, it won't hurt you
>>7363669
You can eat them either way...
>>7363669
in Japan I got served shrimp sushi where the shrimp was and still fucking alive.
You'll survive
>>7363685
devein it yourself then?
>>7363682
but presumably they would be terrified and shat themselves, cleansing their bowels before being eaten
>>7363695
>>7363685
Well if you're going to be unreasonable and turn down a nice meal of shrimp shit, I'm afraid I can't help you anon.
>>7363669
suck her dads cock
>>7363685
shrimp are bottom feeders, you're eating shit either way
throw your plate at the wall and bang your fists on the table and say I AINT A GONNA EAT NO SKRIMP DOO DOO
>>7363685
Tell them you're allergic to shellfish.
Sure, you'll have to live the lie for as long as you date her, turning down every shrimp you may ever want to eat when you're with her, but I think it's worth it.
