Friends invited me out to lunch to a restaurant I've never been to.
Yelp says the attire is "dressy." What does that mean?
Business casual? Suit and tie? Tuxedo?
Go full tuxedo just to be sure.
>>7358386
Just throw on your best Pantera shirt and some cargo shorts
Why don't you play it safe and dress like a goddamn adult? I highly doubt your friends would be inviting you to lunch to somewhere where jacket and tie were *required*, so maybe just wear a pair of nice pants and a cardigan? It's a classic look without being too casual or too dressy.
Like the first two dudes. Unless you're some dude who always wears trash wigger shit, then you're fucked.
>>7358386
Business Casual will do, jeans and a polo if you look good. No to suit and tie. Tuxedo, if you want to be a bad ass.
>>7358386
>yfw op shows up to a restaurant not wearing a tuxedo even though they were clear about the "dressy," attire rules
>>7358386
Why don't you just go to the restaurant on an off time and ask for something menial (like the bathroom or a phone), then observe other patrons and mimic them?
>>7358418
>ask for something menial (like the bathroom or a phone)
what is this the 80s?
>>7358386
>OP's one friend tries to coax him out to the open
>OP has a panic attack after the invitation
>Tries to do everything in his power to not be an autist on his day out
>Yelp says "dressy" attire
>OP, not to be outdone, rents a tux
>Walks into restaurant and everyone in jeans and polos looks up at him with their mouths agape
>The Hostess, believing OP to be in the middle of something important gives him the best table with the best server
>OP's friend spots him and refuses to join for fear of association
>OP's server treats him especially well
>After some light conversation the server finds out OP isn't there for a celebration, just a meal for one
>The server figures OP is a critic or someone of esteem importance
>OP has the best restaurant experience of his life
>Restaurant owner checks on OP during his meal to see how his meal is
>OP politely says his stake is a tad more medium than med rare
>The owner get's him a new stake and takes it off of the bill
>OP pays up and tips generously
>OP uses the money he brought to pay for the meal to buy the tux instead of return it
>OP wears the tux every day for the rest of his life
Do it OP
Wear a tux
>>7358421
people haven't changed how they piss over the past 30 years anon
>>7360519
>he doesn't have an iLoo
>>7358386
For lunch, business casual. a collared shirt and slacks if mail, or a blouse and skirt if female.
For dinner, button down shirt, maybe a tie, and dress pants for a male A decent non-slutty dress for a female.
>>7358393
OP here, great! I still have that outfit on from yesterday, so I won't even have to change!
Call friend and ask or go out there the day before and ask.
Posts a question on a Thai Bicycle Club image board. Can't GOOGLE restaurant for dress code.
>>7360579
>implying we talk about Thai bicycles on a Laotian sneaker review board.
>>7360519
Not bringing your squatty potty everywhere you go. Enjoy your bowel cancer.
