NOOOOOOOOO!
They're replacing Norm Macdonald with Jim Gaffican as the new Colonel Harlem Sanders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivlox0cJOzE
http://www.businessinsider.com/kfc-new-colonel-sanders-is-jim-gaffigan-2016-2
>>7353302
Good, Jim is the funnier comedian.
>>7353302
Wow, he really looks like the original Sanders.
>>7353302
I didn't even know this was a thing. What a couple of sellouts
>>7353314
This is the third Colonel Sanders impersonator they've hired, the first was
Darrell Hammond
My guess is every 6 months to a year or so they're going to replace colonel Sanders with someone else from SNL.
I want to see Lewis black be the next colonel sanders .
The real Sanders hasn't been seen in public since 1980. What are they hiding?
>>7353342
>What are they hiding?
One of the secret ingredients is his cremated remains.
Enjoy! :)
>>7353348
Rude
>>7353342
The chicken is sanders!! Sanders is chicken!!
>>7353335
I hope Kenan Thompson is up next on the list
>>7353404
How about Stephen Colbert? Or if Bernie Sanders loses the Democratic primary how about Bernie Sanders?
>>7353430
>if Bernie Sanders loses the Democratic primary
>if
top kek
He doesn't stand even the slightest chance of winning.
>>7353439
They said that about Barack Obama too.
>>7353514
not who you are replying to, but the only chance he has is if hilary becomes his running m9, he will be elected and "die of old age" in the first 6 months. then lookie lookie what do we have here..
tracy morgan as the colonel
>>7353306
He might be funnier, but his voice isn't as good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSBFTKI-zIM
>>7353302
>watch the commercial
>it's fucking terrible
>Gaffigan doesn't even fucking try
God dammit KFC. You are actually doing something right for once.
>>7353302
Well Jim Gaffigan is the whitest person alive
I don't think I have ever hated an ad campaign more than this one
>shitty colonel impersonator
>public backlash about how hes nothing like the colonel
>lol we were just pretending to be retarded
>run with it and make colonel impostors the theme of the commercials
>their replacement isn't any better
>replace him again
the colonel isn't a fictional character, so either get a good impersonator or stop the campaign
>>7353404
who
>>7353848
I love the ad campaign makes me crave fried chicken.
>>7353404
>Kenan Thompson
Honestly that would be hilarious if part of the joke was intentionally never bringing attention to the fact he's black yet at the same time people think there's something off about it.
Like "You look different, did you get a haircut" or something.
>>7353848
Kevin hart is gonna be the next "colonel"
>>7353738
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.
Well fuck you too then.
>>7353974
Wow, that's really funny. You should start a social media campaign to have this idea turned into a real thing. Maybe start a kickstarter account to crowdfund this and produce a demo of the commercial. It's going to be a big hit because this is such a hilarious idea, so prepare yourself for your future as a comedy writer. I'd say drop out of school or quit your job right now and start working on this next phase of your life. Your ideas are just so funny, it's a waste of your time, talent and potential to do absolutely anything else.
>>7353981
The most painfully unfunny "comedian" ever.
>>7353335
I'm holding out for Tracy Morgan.
>being emotionally invested or even having a passing interest in a major corporation's ad campaign
don't do this to yourself
why not a black Colonel Sanders?
it'd appeal better to the demographic that eats fried chicken
plus they could expand into selling watermelon, grapesoda, menthol cigarettes, and malt liquor
they'd make a killing in urban areas
>>7354101
Why not read the thread?
>>7353302
There was a little one shot comic in the 60's where chickens hold Sanders down, peck his junk off and pan fry it in front of him. He was making that face. Cannot unsee.
>>7354064
Kek
>>7354041
What's got you so bothered, anon?
Gaffigan and MacDonald are too of my favorite comedians. Still haven't eaten at kfc in 15 years.
>>7353306
Pleb opinion
>>7354041
So much butthurt in one post
>>7353335
Jims never been on snl senpai.
>>7354068
What about those of us who play the stock market?
>>7353314
>implying you'd turn down the generous payout KFC would give you and your agent
>>7353314
if all comedians sell out then who is the sellout?
they are kissing the fried ring, they all will
>>7353335
>I want to see Lewis black be the next colonel sanders
I can totally see that working actually. Hopefully whoever does these ads reads 4chan and passes the suggestion on.
>>7353439
He'll beat Hillary at the very least.
>>7354101
>tfw I love all those things except grape pop, and I'm one of the whitest people here.
>>7353302
Just when you think /ck/ can get any more pleb with all the fast food threads, someone starts one where they are visibly upset one shill actor has replaced another on a commercial for fast food
This is a new low
>>7353974
What is: some gag thats been done hundreds of times
>>7353306
>>7353735
John Goodman was decent.
Ooh, I hate the colonel. With his wee beady eyes and his smug grin. "Ooh. You're gonna buy my chicken!"
>>7356834
Where exactly do you think you are?
>>7354101
>killing in urban areas
also appealing to chicken eaters
>>7357307
his chicken rules.
>>7353302
>2016
>still no black colonel
Wtf das rassis
>>7353306
DUDE HOT POCKETS LMAO
>>7354101
Anon, I think the blacks already have enough killing in urban areas
>>7353302
God I could use some fried chicken now.
