This happened last night. Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
>be me
>pretty much live in my my mommy's (and her partner's) basement
>there's a spare room upstairs but it's cramped and full of ***
>get a pizza delivery every two days or so
>include the same delivery instructions EVERY TIME
>"Knock on the basement window. Pass the pizza inside. Don't look at me."
>guy usually does as he's told
>last night
>hear rustling outside
>anticipation.jpg
>hear two voices, some giggling
>seems he's brought a friend with him or some ***
>hear a knock on the window
>reach up to open it
>his friend is lying down right by the window and hands me the pizza
>dirty-blonde curly haired surfer type
>"yo dude what's up!"
>he seems high or drunk or something
>slam the window closed and lie down out of sight
>more knocking
>hear the doorbell upstairs but mommy and her bf are out bowling
>finally hear them drive away
>this morning
>found they left the pizza box by the window outside
>tfw I reheated and ate half before feeling ill
Can I sue the pizza delivery guy for *** up the order? What's the *** POINT of having a delivery instructions option if they're not going to pay attention to them?
>>7350717
great post
here's your reply
is this where i put my koala image
>>7350717
>Can I sue the delivery guy / pizza restaurant?
No for two reasons:
1. You are a meme loving faggot.
2. You have no idea how the legal system let alone real life works.
sounds horrible
>can I sue
Kill yourself.
>>7350749
thats a drop bear
>>7350771
2edgy4me
>>7350776
>wanting the scum of the earth to kill themselves is being edgy
Okay there, friend.
>>7350784
lel why so edgy, you 16 year old kid.
ordering pizza and asking for pricise instructions is hardly an excuse to kill somebody, retard. here you go, you got me to reply to your edgy stupid bait.
happy now?
>>7350805
I'm 29.
Wanting to sue someone over pizza is the scummiest thing. People who sue people over shit like that should do the world a favour and kill themselves. How is that edgy? I'm sure you're the 16 year old, using buzzwords that you have no idea what they mean.
>>7350811
>I'm 29.
hoping this isnt true
>>7350821
Been here for a decade. Pic related.
>>7350837
me too but i have the good sense to know that telling people to kill themselves on the food and cooking board is in poor taste. Doesn't matter anyways, this is a troll thread. I just like koalas
>>7350837
hmmm in that case i'm not sure who should really kill himself, the OP or you... coz you know you might put yourself out of your misery and stuff...
>>7350860
It's just a fun distraction. Watching hockey with my laptop next to me. Nothing wrong with that. I work and pay taxes and don't live off of tax dollars like most of you. I'm perfectly fine.
>>7350879
Watching hockey, too? Maybe you should kill yourself twice.
>>7350988
>not liking the best sport on Earth
You probably watch basebore.
But was the pizza good?
>>7350837
>tfw you realize you, yourself, have been on this shit site for 10 years
how...
>>7351057
bc life literally does not get any better anon. i have only been coming here daily for like 8 years but like it's really a good way of measuring up how shit ur life is/has been
and i don't even post
>>7350717
How did they hand you the pizza but it still ended up outside?
>>7351108
That was the first pizza. The rest of his meal was left outside.
>>7350725
>>7350749
>>7350762
>>7350772
>>7350855
Best Australian animal coming through. Fuck outta here koalafags
>>7351057
2016 is the 10th anniversary of my time on 4chan
>>7351116
oh, well, you can just complain and get a refund but that requires talking on the phone perhaps, and a receipt.
>>7350717
>Don't look at me.
loled
This is some ronnie tier comedy.
autissimo
>>7350717
>mfw there are people who sit around thinking this kind of shit up then post it and sit there giggling to themselves for an hour over it
>>7350717
>"Knock on the basement window. Pass the pizza inside. Don't look at me."
I know this is fake but damn this made me laugh hard.
I can believe that OP is real. OP, theres already school, post office, camping grounds, uni campus and movie theater mass shooting. Be the first to shoot up a Pizza Hut. Do it OP. For the Italians.
>>7352628
Obviously something you've never done.
>>7352975
I got better shit to do with my time. Like point out the people who do that kind of shit. Full time job around here, lemme tell ya friendo.
>>7352981
Woosh
>>7352983
Woosh.
>>7350717
You have a lot of angry energy right now.
If you decide to sue, it'll cost a lot and you'll definitely lose - then that angry energy will be converted into sadness and self loathing.
The best thing to do, as it's still fresh in your mind is to order another pizza and find a way to scare the shit out of the pizza guy (keep it legal)
>>7352975
is that supposed to be an insult? Self-awareness ain't bad
What's up with all the koala pictures?
>>7353058
>What's up with all the koala pictures?
I can't bear them either
