ITT: Cringe Food Pics
Did this with sunny Diabetes when I was a kid. Good as fuck. Can't use bitter orange juice.
>>7341159
Sunny d isn't orange juice
I used to dip my gram crackers in preschool in fruit juice. Tasted pretty good.
>>7341168
It's literally orange juice
>>7341158
low quality bait
>>7341158
>soft white bread
>that gluttonous ratio of spreads
It isnt terrible but it could be better is all
>>7341147
>>7341339
Better one.
>>7341158
I didn't believe this was a real thing until I saw some American media. What the fuck? And then that guy Elvis made it worse by adding fucking bacon.
>>7341158
>>7341488
>Hating on PBJ
Europoors have horrible taste.
>>7341147
put that shit in spoilers you twat
>>7341488
Are you from some sort of lost planet?
>>7341343
COUCH
>>7341499
yuropoor here, i like those.
>>7341343
I'll take a handful of haggis & watermelon, with french onion dip please
>fruit
>in salad
>>7341751
depends what it is. I don't mind cranberries or mandarin oranges in salad
>>7341713
Planet Bait
>>7341751
depends on what's in the salad, the fruit itself, and any dressing
>>7341499
>he's not using waffles for his pbj
>>7341751
spotted the pleb
>>7341488
Elvis didn't eat bacon, he ate fried peanut butter and banana
>>7341751
>salad
get out of here with your garden shit
>>7341757
Fucking disgusting
>>7341159
>X as fuck
Okay this needs to stop. "X as fuck" and "fucking X" are NOT interchangeable. "Good as fuck" sounds utterly retarded.
>>7342669
Sounds utterly retarded as fuck?
>>7341147
What?!
>>7342709
I'd eat
>>7341183
Then why doesn't it taste like orange juice?
>>7341488
>adding bacon
>worse
Anon, if you have never had a PBJ with bacon, you are missing out.
Also, Elvis often had what he called a 'Fool's Gold Loaf'. It's an entire loaf of bread, hollowed out and with the inside coated with butter. Then you toast the bread. After toasting, spread PB and Jelly all over the loaf and add a pound of cooked bacon. Then eat.
I'm not joking when I say that Elvis would sometimes eat multiple Fool's Gold Loafs per week. Pig disgusting. But that's an extreme example - make yourself a PBJ with bacon on some good bread and you'll see how good it is. It's not a snack for everyday.
>>7342695
Is that a question or a statement you stupid fucking nigger?
>>7343185
The OUTSIDE is buttered, not the inside.
And you are joking when you said that he would eat several of them. The real story is that he and his entourage would fly out in his private jet to the restaurant which served this monstrosity (In Denver, CO) and together they'd pig out.
>>7343199
I wouldn't be surprised if they buttered BOTH the outside and inside.
I know about the restaurant story, but I've also heard that he had people make it for him as well.
>>7343216
The point of the buttering is to make the outside crisp and golden brown when the bread is baked in the oven. There's no point in buttering the inside so I don't see why they would do that.
>>7342709
I used to dip chips and nuggets in coke when I was a kid. It wasn't bad.
>>7343258
WAT is this sorcery!
>>7343267
found the newfag
lurk more, faggot
>>7343268
Found the fag calling fag.. oh well
>>7343275
I'd rather be a regular faggot than a newfaggot who doesn't know the stalest of stale memes.
>>7343164
Implying it isn't a form of juice. implying it isn't orange in color.
>>7343289
It's not juice. Juice comes from fruit. Sunny D is artificially flavored sugar water.
>>7343268
Jokes on you, I've been here all summer.
>>7343267
Fuck off
>>7343730
Fuck off back to le upboat site of inclusiveness
>>7342669
Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe humanity doesn't give a shit about your autismal grammar needs?
>>7341158
European here. That is the processed cheese of pbj.
>>7341499
That's the same shit, but toasted.
What you want is a sorta semi-sweet white crusty bread (like a baguette or toasted bagel), 3-4mm of unsweetened peanut butter and a VERY thin spreading (talking like 8-1 pb-j) of raspberry jam.
Serve with a huge glass of ice cold milk.
Is it 'good food'? Fuck no. But it's a decent snack if you're broke and can't afford anything else.
>>7343739
make me, cock sucker
>>7343191
There's a question mark at the end, you fucking mongoloid. Did you miss primary school the day they taught what puctuation does?
>>7342669
Did you forget your valium today lil baby
>>7343752
Unnecessary comma there my friend.
>Did you miss primary school the day they taught what puctuation does?
Also
>puctuation
You're a fucking idiot.
>>7343752
>puctuation
Nice.
>>7343772
>accidentally not hitting the n key is the same as not knowing the function of a question mark
kek, you're silly
>>7343819
The comma was used incorrectly though.
>>7343819
You forgot the full stop at the end of that.
>>7341751
Fite me m8 fruit in salads is fucking bomb as hell
Clicked on this thread from the popular threads part of the front page. Never knew /ck/ was this hostile.
>>7342669
mad as fuck
>>7343925
What does your URL bar say?
>>7341751
As opposed to what? Bacon, croutons and dressing with mayonnaise?
>>7341751
what's wrong with tomatoes?
>>7344600
Might as well go to a farm and bite a cow and then eat the egg out of a chickens ass...
>>7344633
Sounds good.
And a glass of fresh milk. Still warm from the cow. You haven't had milk until you've tried that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA
>>7344688
>>7344688
I don't believe for a second that he ate that shit
>>7344688
I want to die after reading that whole thing
>>7341158
>Not putting the peanut butter more thinly on both slices to create a barrier that keeps the jelly's moisture from seeping into the bread
Cringe indeed.
>>7341158
This ain't bait. PBJ is for shitters. BTW I'm American so fite me irl.
>>7344688
not gonna lie i would try it
>>7345071
You're going to devour it before the bread gets affected in any way you dumbass.
>>7341147
I used to do exactly this when I was a kid. President's Choice Decadent cookies in Tropicana orange juice.
>>7343747
That sounds like one very dry sandwich.
>>7343747
>eurofags got his nose in the air about pb&j
kek
>>7344688
rofl
>>7341751
>what are tomatoes,peppers and cucumbers
>>7343730
>there's a sweet ramen sundae thread on /ck/ RIGHT NOW and he's damage controlling for his ignorance this hard
kill yourself
>yuros can't eat PB&J because it's halel
yuros....
American-style "carbonara".
>>7346268
That's flip style
>>7341147
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
>>7343258
Classic
>>7344688
>tfw part of a legendary screenshot
I can retire from 4chan peacefully now.
oc wifey material coming through
>that unidentifiable grey mush
>>7347416
>unidentifiable grey mush
Looks like gravy. Can't say I've seen rice in a slow cooker before, but other than that the image seems fine. Looks like there's typical slow-cooked chicken on the left and possibly biscuits and gravy with sausage, bacon, and cheese on the right.
That is, unless both images are supposed to be the same dish and that's just the result of rice in a slow cooker. Can't tell because the pic is for shit. Either way, doesn't really look bad at all.
>>7344661
>be me
> be lactose intolerant
> will never have the true milk experience without the worst diahrrea afterwards
>can only drink fuggin weird tasting lactose free milk
Just kill me already
>>7347521
That's your punishment for not being white.
>>7341751
>yfw I eat Waldorf salad by the fucking pound
>>7346268
Except it was made by a filipino slut
>>7347547
>searched image on google for scientific reasons
>wtf did I just watch
>>7347771
It is impossible to examine contracts during an anal orgasm!
>>7347873
damn you Max-Mooney!
>>7343834
What's it like to have autism, Anon?
>>7343834
It absolutely was not.
Sincerely,
Adolf Grammar Hitler
>>7341751
FRUIT SALAD!
>>7346268
Of COURSE it has hot dogs in it. Fucking filipinos, man.
Even served it in a tupperware container to a guy in a wifebeater.
>>7346268
>>7348541
Do they not import this shit to Australia or something? I sometimes get Filipino take away and have eaten at a few household with Filipino cooks (one of whom was effectively a mail order bride), and have never encountered anything as awful as the ostensibly Filipino stuff shown on /ck/.
>>7342442
Fried in bacon grease
>>7348552
maybe because they cherry pick the "bad stuff". But yeah i can agree that carbonara does look bad
>>7348552
filipinosarethemostpowerfulrace.jpg
>>7348552
Idk man. I live with a shitskin asian and she only knows how to warm up hot dogs, fry spam, and make this weird marinara sauce. She also sautes garlic for every fucking meal.
>>7342406
>not using french toasted waffles for pbj
>>7341147
>>7341147
No pics but I tried doritos with strawberry ice cream a few times. Went better than expected but I wouldn't care for it now with less appreciation for sweets.
>>7343730
That elitism that we maintained for years made sure newfags like you knew to lurk or fuck off rather than try to change this into reddit 2.0.
Just check the post quality of some boards today to see how many newfags failed to lurk after we got ongoing media attention.
It's clearly a major chunk of the users think all boards are an extension of /b/ and post quality doesn't matter here.
Now lurk more or find somewhere more suitable for you to discuss things like this.
>>7347521
Just buy the damn enzyme pills that let you digest it normally if you want milk so bad, baka.
There's nothing but ignorance and/or cheapness that's preventing you from enjoying dairy properly.
>>7345084
Literally why? What's wrong with it?
>>7343747
Yes. I literally love that shit. It's probably the reason why I'm somewhat overweight.
>>7341751
eugh my family always makes kale salad with a lot of cranberries in it and it fucking kills me every time.
but the pine nuts make it acceptable.
this fucking disgusting bullshit
i ate this for seven years because my aunt made it and i never told her that i literally cannot stomach it.
>>7347547
Gonna need some sauce on this.
>>7346268
I almost puked
>>7349046
This was part of a prank
Or any other dish with hot pineapple in it
>>7346268
Nom de dieu, I had a spasm.
>>7348527
Yummy yummy :^)
>>7341751
>Tomato is a fruit
and its used in most salads....
>>7349440
>posts a really poor ass pineapple pizza to make his point
Ham and pineapple pizza is god tier
>pic related
>>7349493
so is cucumber
and olives
and caper berries
and aubergine
and chilli
you get the idea
>>7349514
but yeah it just proves my point
>>7341343
haggis and watermelon
>>7344688
the cheese made me loose faith in humanity
>>7349440
>Not loving the big kahuna burger
Piss off.
>>7344600
>steak tartare made with ground beef
Made that mistake once, never again
>>7347416
Im guessing slow cooker risotto. Using brown long grain rice, and mirepoix, topped with cheese and bacon.
Wasnt that hard
>>7344769
My sides left orbit
>>7344688
What's the big deal.
Looks delicious.
>>7349599
there's nothing wrong with the meat. just the missing pickles and stuff
>>7343925
It varies depending on the topic.
Avoid this place at all costs when (like with a number of boards) it's Australian prime time.
>>7347547
I seriously can't find sauce on this.
>>7343294
you missed his joke you fucking idiot
>>7346268
>eaten out of a fucking bucket
The Philippines were a mistake
>>7346268
>be a hard working man trying to support your family in a 3rd world country
>come home to disgusting carbonara made by your own daughter
>have to eat it and pretend it's good while contemplating just leaving your family behind and starting a new life elsewhere
>>7350274
I'd eat this if I was high or just came home from a bar, not that bad.
>>7341343
This was my personal favorite.
>>7350274
I've made this dozens of times. Easypovertyfood/10
Fried Bratwurst rolled up in a tortilla with a little bit of ketchup/hotsauce. Can't eat arctic Salmon every day, anon.
>>7341158
i used to eat PBJs almost every day when i was a freshmen in college
never again
>>7350304
Oh shit, wrapping it up sounds like a good idea.
I'm going to try that next time I have it.
Thanks!
I had to make this at my job the other day. This greatly confuses me, my co worker said that it is "a thing" to put strawberries in guacamole.
People ate the samples and loved it.
Is this normal?
>>7350748
You pleople florm the U.S. have been experimenting since not too long ago and already have gone too far, you fat fucks have no limits. You should ask mexicans for recipes, or any other SA country, because your avocado game is off.
