Food porn thread.
>>7337486
im waiting
>>7337486
I fucking love pizza so much I could eat it every day for the rest of my life. That being said this picture is fucking disgusting. Shit looks greasy as fuck.
>>7337511
its disgusting because it LOOKS greasy?
americunts are so dumb i swear to liaz
>>7337486
cream cheese+jelly waffle sandwich is great glutton food. I used to have these as a kid and it was a better candy breakfast substitute than sugary bullshit cereal ever could dream of being.
>>7337520
nigger, you're fucking retarded, if anything americans love this shit because it's greasy
>>7337520
It's not just because it's greasy you retard. Look at the fucking crust that shit is nasty as fuck.
Fucking hell I just looked that up and it isn't even pizza it's sour cream and cream cheese with mozzarella and pepperoni on top. Christ op what the fuck.
>>7337827
>acts like a retard
>says wtf op
Nobody puts pepperoni on pasta
>>7337841
What is this tell me TELL ME NOW I HAVE A KNIFE
>>7337850
try reading the filename, or any of the 50 Culver's logos plastered throughout the image
Too much america ITT
Why are these photos all so bad?
>>7337883
Hey the faggot finally arrived. I was wondering when you would show up.
>>7337883
Don't tell me how to live
>>7337889
So juicy.
>>7337832
Is dat sum Dave's?
monitoring, will contribute later if it's still up.
>>7337883
>No one thinks huge burgers you cant eat is food porn
You are literally and objectively wrong, faggot
>>7337486
Is that pepperoni?
>>7337859
I am the Canada man, sorry.
>>7338065
>>7338084
>>7338087
>tomato slices
>pizza
quality bait
>>7338061
And Voila, enjoy your ice cream cake soup sludge folks.
>>7338096
What is margherita pizza Alex?
>>7338140
Feels good not being a faggot,
>porn
None of this looks attractive tho.
more gore than porn, tbqh
>>7338140
>I only subsist off of diet water and filtered sunlight
>I am soooo much better than you like omg
You don't understand how food or humans work, do you?
>>7338096
It always amazes me that the tomatoes are the thing that people get triggered most over.
>>7338330
Nice implications faglord. The difference between our diets is that grease, fat and salt aren't pre requisites. A really good looking salad could also be posted in these thread but I never see it.
You could have a spread of greek food or antipasto for example, but its always fucking huge burgers with too much cheese that look disgusting. If you think burgers are the epitome of food you should consider giving up on life
Should make 2 different versions of this thread next time.
One for amerifats and the other for the rest of us.
>>7338439
>the rest of us
This thread is literally just yuropoors posting images of American junk food they can't get where they live, but people rarely even eat in the States.
>>7338446
Couldn't be any more wrong if you tried and all this does is tell me you've never been to europe and how far the food there is from American "food"
>>7338439
>>7338480
Maybe you should find a board in your native shit speak to waste time in, because it's clearly not English.
>>7338553
that guy's english is fine. if you couldn't understand what he's saying then the problem lies with you, not him.
go to bed
>>7338571
>go to bed
If Americans went to bed this thread would turn into 200 pictures of kebabs and English breakfasts.
>>7337486
>>7338529
My mouth says yes, but my anus and stomach say "its 4am why are you having Lava Shits"
>>7338140
ITT: Fat man pretends to be fit in order to hide the guilt of eating Can You Believe Its Not Butter at his computer desk.
>>7337486
CAKEFARTS
AKEFARTS
KEFARTS
EFARTS
FARTS
ARTS
RTS
TS
S
>>7338422
>a really good looking salad
okay anon
>>7338734
I fucking love doughnuts topped with a ring of mayonnaise.
>>7338764
I'd like to top your donut with a ring of mayonnaise.
>>7338012
>literally and objectively
Unnecessary verbiage anon. You could have just said "You are wrong." Sorry but it kills me when people use "literally" excessively. "Literally" is mostly required for translations, such as "Dale literally means 'give it' in Spanish but is often used in place of 'do it' or 'go for it'"
>>7338793
The hyperbolic use of "literally" has been added to the OED.
Deal with it.
>>7338802
Oh Snap! Shit just got real.
>>7338802
It's still considered poor usage, although that anon is ocd to write a paragraph about how it bothers him.
>>7337867
铁板牛肉?
>food porn
Looks like you guys posted from the BBW section only. How about some hot tease?
>>7339059
oi, how much in the chap-sye stall?
anybody got any fried chicken porn?
it's what I'm craving right now
>>7339140
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEx9gPhtjzs
>>7338087
You're an imbecile, like a fucking seriously professional imbecile, but the second photo isn't representative of New York (in fact, you mean Brooklyn) pizza anyway.
>>7339334
You're right. His picture looks much better than the actual orange/yellow shit it normally looks like.
>>7337486
>Food porn
>pic not even close to the majestic real pizza
try again
>>7337855
Ughhh that's soo fucking gross meng jeeeesusss
>>7337486
OP here. I love me some meat.
>>7337867
Yaaaasss. Bulgogi is the besttt.
>>7338061
Are you supposed to slop it off the plate like a fucking pig or drink it or what?
>>7337887
This.
>>7339380
Ree
>>7338132
This.
Its a melted klondike bar.
>>7337870
just imagining taking a chef's knife and dragging it down the flesh side of the bone, causing the rectangular mass to dislodge and flop quivering but intact on the plate, then chopping it into chunks and sprinkling them with salt, fuark
>>7338041
having heart failure just looking at it
i'd die a happy death
>>7339387
Awwwe little baby "Reee" so cute!
>>7338422
antipasti are usually quite greasy and salty you ponce. the whole mediterranean diet is.
>>7338793
4chan is not the place to complain about unnecessary verbiage my friend, unless you're offering a critique on /lit/ or osmething
My wife is bringing me one of these home right now.....cant fucking wait
>Battered Gloucester sausage
>Maris piper chips
>Chip shop curry sauce (the good kind)
20 mins and i will be eating this bad boy....
had one of these yesterday...
>>7339450
oooh maris piper chips what a luxury
Ham/Bacon/Pineapple is fucking epic tier pizza....and seriously if you haven't tried it don't whine like a bitch saying "pineapple don't belong on a pizza" the combo is fucking amazing.
>>7339459
they are the best potato for making chips 2bh
>>7339464
no they're just the most popular and common chipping potato in england.
>>7339466
I disagree
>>7339460
Agreed
>>7339466
nah they have won many awards world wide and known for being just about the best chip potatoes in the world without a doubt :)
prove me wrong
>pro-tip you cant
british sunday roast.....
>>7339460
hawaiian pizza is pretty good but its no panzanella
>>7339491
thats nice and all but this is established as the best so argument over :)
>>7339498
it actually isn't at all established and if you search 'best chip potatoes' you will find a shitload of differing opinions on the subject, but my point is there is not a best variety. it basically comes down to dry matter content and then preference and technique. you want to simplify that shit down to one potato which also happens to be the most widely available in supermarkets and chippies go ahead but it's lazy as fuck
>>7339516
nah you are wrong.
>>7337994
are they cooking steak using molten metals? that can't be sanitary in anyway
I made these last week.
>>7338764
And why would you assume it's mayonnaise?
>>7339579
Disgusting.
>>7339536
Looks like lava, not metal.
What would be unsanitary about it? If the heat is enough to melt metal then it's more than high enough to kill bacteria. Besides which, the metal/lava/whatever isn't even touching the meat.
>>7337914
Welcome 2 the CANCER PIT, would u like some rectal polyps with that???
>>7339635
Seriously, who cares about cancer?
>>7339594
Virgin.
>>7339579
Looks like cum filled nestle chocolate chip cookies.
>>7337838
what kind of sauce is that?
Also looks incredible
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>>7337824
Why would you serve an undercooked steak?
>>7339598
Fumes. All sorts of gases and high concentrations of minerals tend to get released around where lava comes out and as you can figure from smoked meat, meat can absorb compounds from smoke and heated air and gases.
>>7339927
Don't do that.
>>7339927
>>7340843
see
>>7340032
>>7340847
fuck you i'll do what i please
Gluten free pizza, bitches!
>>7340843
Save it for your blog, faggot.
>>7338126
onions
>>7338126
It's like they said, "lets make the sloppiest excuse of a sandwich we can think of", and then just added avocado and a fried egg to a sloppy joe, none of which makes sense together.
>>7337486
OP here again. I want to eat this pizza sexually
>>7341076
it's a sloppy joe, so yeah...onions.
>>7338126
Sloppy Joe's were the result of a conspiracy by the people who sell napkins to elementary school cafeterias, and never should have been turned into something "adult", or "gourmet".
>>7337807
Is that crab meat? This looks great what's it called
>>7341312
yeah fuck you to you elitist shit scum
>>7341588
lobster roll
>>7338024
I fucking hate being allergic to shellfish.
>>7338614
Representing Norfolk, Va. Hell yeah
>>7338614
Looks painful to try to eat
>>7337841
>American cheese
also those burgers look like they've been sitting out for a long time. What a shitty establishment.
>>7342331
>those burgers look like they've been sitting out for a long time
That's what happens when people fuck around with their cell phones instead of enjoying life.
>>7339927
>>7340843
>>7337840
You have never heard of pizza pasta casserole? Or pepperoni on the top of your lasagna? What world do you come from sugar tits?
>>7340843
faggot detected
>>7338084
fatty sweatmerican
>>7340873
literally two word post is a blog, dipshit
>>7337914
Salt Lick isn't all that special and it's in the middle of no-where. I can make better BBQ at home for a fraction of the price
Houstons
chef john style wings
Surf and Turf nigga
Shrimp nachos with jalapeno crema
>>7337883
E N D Y O U R S E L F
how bout some jap food
>>7346678
Looks bland.
![himmareshee-public-house[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LZZHTg1.jpg "himmareshee-public-house[1].jpg")
Southern Benedict
Two pieces of fried chicken, two eggs sunny side up, and hollandaise sauce on two buttermilk biscuits.
>>7337918
That looks really good for bread
>>7346678
More veg needed.
>>7337914
Saw this on man vs food. Look legit.
>>7339281
Underrated kek
>>7339911
It's not undercooked.
Everyone that orders well done doesn't deserve to eat food. The red is where the flavor is.
>>7339477
is that a raw potato on the upper right hand corner?
>>7337832
First pic in thread I'd feel like trying.
>>7347162
You can cook and eat potatoes with the skin on, anon.
>>7338435
>Chocolate with strawberries and kiwi
I hate it when people do that. It looks nice, but the fruit's tartness doesn't mesh with the chocolate at all.
better than fries
>>7344976
>mexican coke
>>7339295
>that pic
oh god that's terrible
>>7347522
Nothing interesting, it was a guy who quoted several dozen posts just to say "I like all of these".
>>7346672
What am I looking at here?
>>7348116
Looks like a pile of Oreo muffins/cupcakes
>>7347122
Enjoy your diarrhea
>>7348144
I guess it is.
>>7348150
Never gotten diarrhea from medium steak. Enjoy your flavorless meat.
>>7348181
I was confused at first as well lol
>>7337889
is that a mince patty? don't you have to cook them all the way through unlike steak? or am I blind
>>7337897
oooh baby
>>7348305
>mince patty
where the fuck are you from
anyway you can cook ground/minced meat pink as long as you cook it long enough
>>7338423
disgusting imo
>>7339096
come to daddy
>>7344966
those potatoes
mmmm
Is OC okay? They're all pretty faggy though
>>7339911
>why would literally every chef who's worth something in the world serve his steak medium rare?
epik banter you fagolalord
>>7348325
australia
so even if it's still pink on the inside the bacteria can have been cooked out of it?
these made beijing worth the layover (not oc tho)
>>7348407
yeah.
basically above a certain temperature the hotter you go the more likely you are to kill bacteria. every second you hold it at this temperature will kill more and more. if you take it to a really high temperature it will definitely kill the bacteria quickly, but the meat will go dry and grey. if you take it to a lower temperature it will take longer to kill the bacteria, but the meat will remain pink and be more juicy.
either way, if you start by putting safe meat in a safe grinder and assemble the burger in a clean environment with safe hands, you will have a safe burger.
there are lots of different ways you can make people sick but most of the time you probably won't if you live in a developed country.
>>7348424
righto, thanks for the detailed reply anon :)
>>7341987
I never heard of this but damn, would I?
>>7337566
It's a food porn thread, so I guess OP was posting the backdoor shot.
>>7337941
Yes, this looks amazingly awful, but I can sort of imagine it tasting good.
Made this for a gathering recently, what do you guys think?
>>7346675
nice, it's some sort of wagyu right?
Prime
I'm American and love unhealthy food sometimes, but there's other types of food porn than heart attack grill tier burgers.
Post some bread and cheeses!
>>7350298
>rib roast in a teflon pan
triggered
>>7349908
fruit/10
>>7339635
Bitch you're gonna die either way.
Better pick your poison.
>>7337931
Is that jamon serrano?
Jesus fuck thats fucking heresy.
>>7338087
>>7337486
>PP
enjoy your ban pervert.
>>7338074
to me that just looks like an anus prolapsing
>>7338435
>not putting actual beef patty and cheese on a donut bun
shameful
>>7352669
jesus christ, im about to throw up..
>>7339059
Thumbnail looks like a roasted roadkill badger.
