Which slice is toasted to YOUR perfection, /ck/?
>>7329944
Eleven
2 or 3. I don't know why so many people hate charred toast. Light and crispy toast seems pointless to me.
7
16 master-race reporting in. Enjoy your carcinogens burntfags
>>7329944
7, 11, 15 ideal. 14 passable,
why are we looking at a toaster comparison.
>>7329944
12 or 15
12 or 16
>>7329944
A little less than 16
12
>>7329944
15 for sunny side eggs and 12 for sandwiches
11 motherfucker
4 and 13. Still toasted, heavily toasted even, but not burnt.
11 is just perfect
>>7329944
7, 11, 14 or in a pinch I'll take 13, 15 or 8
If it's 12 or 16 cook it more, anything else is trash
12
>>7329944
0
I don't eat toasted slices without stripes. It feels weird to eat. Bread like pic related is way easier to eat
>>7330085
that would be more like 15.5
>>7329944
#1 Toast master race...pleb undertoast can get fed to the plebs...
>>7330103
*brofists*
3
>>7329944
7,8,11,15 all acceptable.
>>7330108
9 or 6
maybe 2 if I'm feeling cheeky
>>7330244
do people honestly eat toast that burnt?
>>7330254
oh, this is about eating the toast?
I thought it was for something else,
if I'm going to be eating the toast, I'd go 11 or 15
>>7329944
3 or 6 with salted butter and strawberry jam
>>7330262
u r a cheeky 1
>>7329960
enjoy your cancer
>>7329944
12 and 16.
11 for sure
>>7329960
People people want to taste more than burnt flakes.
>>7330386
Real nice comment. I like it a lot.
>>7329944
you numbered them wrong and you're triggering my autism
>>7329966
>carcinogens
>burnt bread
Carcinogens happen on burnt MEAT, fuckface.
Grow a brain before you hurt yourself even more in the near future.
>>7330386
same goes for this dipshit
>>7329944
1, only a little darker pls
I like to crumble it up on top of eggs
>>7330405
You mean they don't like the flavor of toast?
15 master race. Not too much not too little
15
17
>>7330029
This guy must be a Michelin chef - that's what I think!
>>7330103
a true toast connoisseur
4, 7, 11, 13, 14 and 15 are all acceptable, though 4, 13 and 14 are each tied for perfect because they look like they've each same amount of toasting as the other.
>>7330415
acrylamide
You didn't have any idea if they guy you responded to was right, didn't check, and called him retarded. Fuck off to reddit.
7 btw
>uneven toasting
ill pass thanks
>>7330407
this
>>7329944
I would eat any of those except for maybe one. Eleven looks very appealing to me but a lot of the pieces in that range look pretty good too. Seven, eight, fifteen, good stuff.
why do they all have mickey mouse ears?
Personally I prefer 12 but if I'm going to have four or more peices then I'd have to reluctantly choose at least one of the darker ones or they might gang up and boycott my breakfast.
>>7330407
this. also outlines would have been far better than just changing the colour of the numbers. 15 is barely legible.
>>7329944
3 is perfect, toasty all around with minimal charcoal.
I got no bread and it's too late to make some, fuck this thread
>>7330541
TOAST LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!!
>>7330544
You ever used a Mac years ago but been using a Dell for the past 5 years and get confused that there's no hotkey to invert the colors on your keyboard for your monitor?
Someone post the video of that old man who eats the burnt sandwich. Same dude who made the 'how to eat a watermelon correctly' video or some shit
>>7329944
Why the hell are they numbered that way. OCD triggered.
>>7329944
3
2 is too dark, and 4 could be darker.
>Anything other than 15
>>7330820
>being a literal toddler
>>7329944
7, 11, or 14
>>7329944
None of those look like they have butter on them
I like the texture of toast that is pre-buttered
3
Anything lower than three is just fucking ash.
Anything higher than three isn't toast.
>>7329944
7, 11, 13, 14, 15 are all fine.
>>7329944
7 or 11
also cook it in a pan so the butter seeps into the toast
>>7329975
this lad gets it
>>7329944
11 or 12 depending on my mood
>>7329944
11,12,15
13
>>7329944
15 and 11.
>>7329944
1
And never went back
>>7329944
This post is quite literally cancer
0. Just give me ashes. Fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>7329971
This.
Anything darker than 14 is too burnt, anything lighter than 15 isn't toasted enough.
8 is a too uneven.
>>7329944
12 or 15 are perfect for toasted sandwiches.
And if you're not using toast for toasted sandwiches, why the fuck are you eating toast at all?
>>7329944
> 2016
> Eating white bread
Why eat white bread? You might as well inject diabetes and colon cancer directly into your veins.
>>7329944
11 or 15, I'd still probably eat 10 and just eat around the burnt corner.
>>7329944
My toaster actually chars the shit evenly so probably 11 or 7
>>7332779
This is so true, but the thread was made to discuss how much it should be toasted and you can best see that in white bread
anything but 1,2,5,6 and 9
11 confirmed for GOAT
11
would choose ten though if the burnt part was in the middle instead of the corner
>>7329944
12 master race reporting in.
1 with egg and grits
>>7329944
16
>>7330386
When will this meme die?
>>7329944
11 or 14 as alt
11 or 15
16
7, 11 or 14
>>7329944
>Eating toast
fucking eurofags and amerilards
15
>>7329944
11.
Maybe 15 or 8 if I'm in a hurry. But 11 is perfect.
17+
>>7329944
12 is the only correct answer
>>7329944
Who the fuck numbered ACROSS rather than DOWN? Fuck me.
15, so long as it's hot enough to melt the butter.
15 has the perfect balance of crunch, softness and warmth from the toaster
>>7336465
7, 11 and 15 all look good
If you didn't pick 15, you're confirmed for being a pleb.
>>7329944
All of those are unevenly cooked.
1, because it's 2016 and toast needs more diversity.
13 or 4
>>7329944
its numbered stupidly
im more of an 11
>>7329944
Is there a soul in this world that would say 1
I don't eat any bread because I'm not some disgusting poorfag.
dark like 3 or 4 and then scrape the burnt bits off with my butter knife.
my sticks of butter get covered in the flecks of black dust though...hate that.
>>7337410
nigger lover.
>>7329944
11 for normal sammich bread
13-14 for multigrain
If it's 1" or so thick bread, i'd go for 5 and then scrape it back with a butter knife for dat dere maillard effect goodness.
Sourdough rye bread is best anyway, so i'd go for that in a 7 pls.
>>7338602
>maillard effect
thanks for the word.
the caramelisation on dave's killer bread it was best thing in the world.
12, 16 if im toasting bread for a sandwich
>>7338869
REEEEEEE!
>>7330034
Good taste, fine sir.
>>7338899
*tips toast*
>>7329944
3, literal perfection
say what you want but gluten free bread retains more moisture when toasted so you can go darker without ending up with a dry biscuit.
suck on them apples, anti-gluten-free fuckers.
>>7329944
7, 11, 13 and 14 are good in my book
>>7339115
I actually bought GF bread a while ago for fun, it tastes like any other store bread. I don't understand the fuss people make.
>>7339120
>for fun
you live a sad life m8
mmm that 10
>>7339120
I agree. In fact I think it's the superior option because it's more dense and keeps you feeling fuller for longer. Plus it's great to break apart and soak up spaghetti sauce with, and it's even great with nothing on it but a bit of good olive oil and a pinch of salt.
They could even market it as a 'luxury bread' for people who want something a bit more special. I love the stuff.
>>7339202
I like my bread like I like my blonde women. Dense and moist.
>>7339217
Gluten free bread is disgusting. It's like someone took out all of the wonderful chewy, fluffy protein form the bread, leaving nothing but a matrix of dense carbs. Oh wait, that's exactly what it is.
>>7339229
>i've never had glorious gluten free bread
The post.
>>7339236
>implying
I grew up in an upper middle class white suburb. I've had it plenty of times. It's garbage. Gluten is what makes bread good.
11 or 15 for sure
>>7339240
>spoiled brat doesn't appreciate the finer things in life
The post.
OK, then.
>>7339249
>gluten free bread
>finer things in life
10 out of fucking 10, best bait I've seen so far this year
>>7329944
If I have some really sweet jam I'll go with 13. 16's good for runny eggs but 11 or 7's the best over all.
I will be hometaking 8 . This is for the cheese and the tomato the perfect father, alex
>>7339251
You seem pretty worked up. Someone might think you have some sort of agenda.
>>7341169
Let me guess, you also enjoy eating at the Olive Garden?
>>7341210
Are you asking me out on a date? Fuck off, faggot. I'm not interested.
>>7330097
more like 15sin(x)
>>7339202
>light and fluffy
That's the absolute worst for toasting because when you spread on the butter it flattens out like a pancake. Gluten free bread holds its shape better so that's another win glorious gluten free bread.
>gf bread: 1
>tfw no gf: 0
13-14 for me
>>7329944
How are these acceptable in anyway? Not to mention charcoal besides being dry and bitter will also give you cancer.
>>7329944
7 and 14 are my favorite. The lowest I could handle is 3.
Preferably 12
8, 11, 15, and 16 would also work
also this
>>7330407
>>7329944
Don't be a bore, go with number four.
>>7329944
>Implying there is a single answer
>>7341310
Underrated post
11 or 15
>>7329944
Number 1 looks like mikey mouse...
back on topic 11 or 15
>>7341310
maybe sin(x)+15
