A friendly tip:
Much like hot sauce, freshly-grated, genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano can elevate even cheap pizza such as Little Caesars to great heights.
I also bought a jar of pepperoncini and squirted them over the pizza, much like I used to do with Papa John's during college. Worked very well, and then I wondered why I never thought of just getting a jar of them before.
>>7328691
Great tip. Did you also know that just a little smear of peanut butter can turn two slices of average bread into a delicious snack? Now I just keep jars of the stuff around to keep things interesting!
Next time try adding half a can of anchovies; it will blow your mind.
>>7328701
Eat peanut butter off my ass big boi
>eating 'zza without parm' and 'cini
>>7328691
>freshly-grated, genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano
Love it on pasta. Don't like it on pizza.
>>7328710
>LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>7328724
How silly!
>>7328701
Kek
>>7328691
A friendly tip:
Making your own pizza or ordering from a respectable, high-quality establishment means you never have to eat shit-tier garbage like Papa Johns or Little Caesar's again, or jerk your little ding dong over genuine Parmagiannaianio Reggianiaggianionani freshly grated non-american cheese.
>>7328736
What a hostile comment. Usually I would be eating better pizza, but I felt like some cheap nostalgia.
Add a slice of lemon to your drink for a gourmet touch.
![Salt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNZavxE.jpg "Salt[1].jpg")
Here's a great tip: Add some salt to your food to take the taste to whole nother level!
Just make sure you don't add too much or mistake it for cocaine!
To test if oil in a pan is hot enough, toss a couple ice cubes into the oil.
Tired of hard spaghetti that never seems to come out like what the restaurants make?
Just put the pasta in some boiling water for 8 minutes and it will be nice and soft! Wala!
>>7328736
>Parmagiannaianio Reggianiaggianionani
HAH, yeah fuck all that noise, its parmesan god damnit.
Life Hack: Eat food to keep from starving to death
Everyone is laughing at you OP but I think it was worth pointing out. Most people would just use shitty green-can type cheese and not go for the real thing.
>>7328769
>or mistake it for cocaine!
fucking coward
>spend $10 on a condiment
>spend $5 on the actual "meal"
Sounds about right for /ck/
>>7328691
> pepperoncini and squirted them over the pizza, much like I used to do with Papa John's
You just changed my life. My D&D group orders Papa John's every week and I never thought of that.
>>7328691
Tip: A strategically placed slice of pineapple can give any pizza a sense of pizazz!
>>7329692
What is going on in that picture? Banana, peanuts, slabs of...mushroom? Or some kind of cheese that didn't melt? And severely undercooked dough. What the fuck happened to that pizza?
>>7329692
I always thought this looked appealing.
>>7329692
That looks pretty atrocious.
>>7329692
england thinks this is pizza
