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Jack's newest video is really cringy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-JdMC-pCw
>>7321158
It's not particularly cringey at all.
It's not bad.
>>7321170
What? It's a horrible review of a product
>>7321170
He thinks that milk goes off if you bring it to room temperature
>>7321172
The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.
He's actually half way decent now, just faggots touting the jack's so shit meme.
>>7321189
He's decent for retards since they can relate to him
>>7321189
>The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.
Go back to bed, Jack.
>>7321189
>[Jack is] actually half way decent now
>>7321189
He still has absolutely no clue about food. Don't you remember that canning video he posted very recently? What about the numerous Jack on the Go episodes where he explains the seasoning is good but goes into no detail what so ever as to why? I almost get that he offers retard cooking advice to retards but I have no idea why he thinks he can review food. The only detail he ever goes into is the subjective good/bad, which means nothing to anyone since we don't know how his tastes compare to ours.
>>7321158
>another jack thread
>>7321189
>The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.
You're wrong, Jack. We've only just begun.
>>7321292
haven't watched the canning video
what does he do wrong in that video?
>>7321367
>what does he do wrong in that video?
Literally everything.
>>7321367
Nothing.
A bunch of FDA brain washed retards flipped out.
>>7321158
Is the perfect bake thing any good?
>>7321381
>being as stupid as jack
wow anon you really fucking suck!
>>7321383
It does it job as a accurate scale that interacts with the app provided, it's just that Jack is too retarded to use it.
>>7321381
>Nothing.
Yeah, what's a little botulism between friends? It's not like canning is a well understood science or anything, amirite?
>>7321391
can't even find that video now
did he delete it?
>>7321415
>did he delete it?
Yes. It was literally so bad even Jack was embarrassed by it.
>>7321423
fuck
I wanna see it now
>>7321426
>>7321423
anon delivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU
>>7321158
Watching this mongoloid struggle with grams is fucking hilarious though.
>What is 200ml of milk
>What is 80g?
Fucking Americucks and their shitty system.
>>7321450
>I have to throw away MILK cause it's now room temperature
Is Jack even 5'5''? That other bloke's waist is level with the counter tops and he looks almost a full foot taller than Jack.
>All these hucksters claiming they'd keep room temperature milk for later consumption in the year 2016
Jack once again shows the holes in the product's system. You need a scale in addition to the scale to actually use this piece of garbage to full effect
>I'm ready, I'm ready
Do you think jack fucks tammy often or just once a month? Asking for a friend
>>7321381
Would you eat cream of potato soup which tasted like beef and barley because it was improperly home-canned?
>>7321435
I'm not a canning expert, anybody explain what he did so wrong? Other than the potato soup tasting like beef and barley.
>>7321977
facebook post by some slag who thinks she is the lord of can town. I do not know how valid her criticism is, but it preceding Ja/ck/'s removal of the video
>>7322004
>>7321998
It's a YouTube comment and it's all completely valid and factual.
>>7322021
>>7322035
>>7321367
fucks it up so it defeats the purpose of it actually being edible after a couple of months without getting violently ill.
>>7321998
she only pointed out 1 maybe 2 things that jack's friend did wrong
>>7322035
beautiful moist chicken, so tender and delicious.
Have I ever told you about my sauces? they're not just oversalted viscous crap, they're also undercooked, BAM I even made a shitty teriyaki sauce, BAM THERE IT IS.
Now back to the cooking with ja/ck/ show.
YOODIE HOODIE YOO, DOO YOODIE HOODIE
>>7322041
>>7322042
if you shave off that extra botulism purging time, that's money in your pocket. Penny wise pound foolish
>>7322068
bewyutiful
>>7322068
>>7322056
where's his bacteria infested wedding ring that he never takes off?
>>7321998
YouTube comment you mong.
>>7322021
I don't understand why he isn't even trying to turn it over. At the 8 second mark he sort of turns it over but then drops it back down again and gives up before any touches the top.
>>7322099
Anyone have le navy seal copypasta of jack?
>>7322122
I want a slapchop so bad. At least to chop onions. I hate choping these fuckers but, they give such nice touch in food though.
>>7322122
>>7321158
What a salty little bitch.
Trying so goddamn hard to blame the product for every little thing.
And when I comment on his videos to point out actually dangerous flaws in his "cooking" I'm a troll. Starting to actually hope this fat fuck gets food poisoning.
>>7322149
Thats what I ate for a good portion of University.
>wake up
>drink coffee
>go to school
>go to gym
>eat 8 eggs with salsa
>work
>eat whatever mom saved me
>study
>sleep
What a life
>>7322154
>I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bison burger.
Keks every time
>>7321367
he doesnt bring the canning apparatus up to a sufficient temp.
pretty much gave advice that could lead a lot of people to getting really sick.
he took the video down pretty quickly
>>7321532
jack jr is taller than him and jr is 5'6"
>those dislikes
Finally! We're gaining ground.
>>7322149
>>7322204
>>7322219
Man this guy is a fuckin retard
>>7322219
someone needs to do a montage of him cracking eggs with his knuckles and ring
>>7322198
so moist
>>7322219
>>7322195
Holy shit this must be a new Ja/ck/ record. He better not take it down before i get a chance to see it
>>7322198
if those are not cooked well enough for your taste, feel free to pop them in the microwave for 10-30 seconds to finish them up
>>7322254
>>7322264
Do you know, the thing that offends me the most about that video is the blunt ass knife he's using.
>>7322264
>>7322273
>>7322269
Maybe it's blunt because he uses it on plates.
Bring it in close...
>UNGHMNH
...so gud
>>7322278
>>7322294
This is what happens when you try and do a home abortion. Now we have to wait for natural selection to finish the job.
>>7322300
>>7322154
>Six Day war
I lost it.
post more jack
cooking is women's work, Ja/ck/ing is for the men
Look at that...
>HAHMNGHMN
...boodeevul...boodeevul...
>>7322306
>It wasn't a twist cap
>>7322316
>>7322306
Jack manages to fuck up even when he has room to fuck up, he definitely shouldn't attempt something as precise as baking.
>>7322306
How has he never seen a bottle cap before?
>>7322330
In case he tries to take it down
>>7322146
They suck. Washing them is not very comfortable and they have like 4 moving parts and 2 seperate parts, so you have to clean up a whole lot of stuff for just chopped onion. you will get triangles and some mouse au onion, as the mechanism is rotating so you will have very fine chopped onion in the middle and bigger triangles elsewhere. even a fries press would do better.
will never use again. 2/10
>>7322330
This reminds me of the food that my Dad cooked for me when I was kid after my parents split up.
It's just really fucking sad.
>>7322346
Someone should download it too. Just in case
Made a jack OC guise, R8 PLZ :D:(:D
>>7322382
Are you proud of yourself?
>>7322382
>breathing progeny
ok I laughed
>>7322347
I see...thanks for the protip
>>7321158
>old man gets upset over technology
>>7322399
Its amazing how much he loves stupid devices for how god awful he is at using them
>>7322382
That's a good ja/ck/ image
don't thumbs down his vids, Jack takes his feedback very seriously. Do not want him to get discouraged when the quality of the video is actually pretty decent
the comments on the newest video are awesome LOL
>>7322339
greatest thing ive ever seen
>>7321158
that batter full of lumps kek. and also not weighing the milk while pouring kekekeke.
>>7322433
>eat burgers like tacos
>eat tacos like burgers
BUDIFULL :-DDD
>>7322288
Do you think thats how jack eats out his wife.
>>7321958
birthday handies and she lets jack eat her out sometimes
that's IT.
>>7322300
>when yo gurl's taco decide to take a piss right as you're about to eat her out
>>7322319
One tentacle devours another
it's poetic
>>7321158
>>weighing ingredients is more precise
>>they're onto something there
>implying that's a new thing
That made me rage more than the milk and lumpy cake mix.
New video about Ja/ck talks about Garrett here at 25:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83GjhW_m1A0
>>7322278
Why would someone willingly create this monstrosity?
I just can't understand.
>>7322577
it's not a new video it's from 2014
>>7322021
What recipe is this?
>>7322598
It's "new" in the sense it's not the one about choking his son again.
His technique is literally through all the trash in house in a pot
This madness must end
>>7322481
only after the bull is done
>>7322528
That's what got me, too
>>7322077
>save money on shampoo if you get your hairline to recede!
>>7322254
Please tell me he still has the original up
>>7322634
General tso's chicken
>pours in blueberries
app works perfectly
>HUHHHHNNNGGGG LEMME FUCK IT UP ON PURPOE
it's a slight hassle to fix
>ERRMAAGERRRDD WHAT A HORRIBLE SYSTEM
fucking dumb queef hick
>>7322954
>Cooked rare in a fucking bag
LEL
>>7322954
BEAUTIFUL
>Couple hundred years ago people like Jack would have just died off
>Now we have to suffer them around us
>>7321158
Jack is too fucking dumb to even use a device designed for retards.
>>7323063
>he actually used to live near me
>>7322154
this might be the first one of these i've read from start to end
>>7321158
As much as I hate to say it, I have to agree with his final review of the product. He fucked up a bit while using it, but measuring your own ingredients without the use of a wifi scale and an app just seems like less of a hassle. Also, $50 for 3 plastic bowls and a scale - fuck dat
>>7322330
what video is this??
>>7323178
lazy man's pork chops with rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WRC7HXBJpU
>>7322382
for dislikes, you should have put reading and gay people
>>7321286
I really want to smack that cunt in the mouth, seriously. I don't hate many people, hate is probably a strong word, but I would beat her into a bloody mess.
>>7322382
needs a harry's razor's ad somewhere. and put a chipped yoshi blade in his hand
10/10 otherwise
>>7323193
what video is the harry's razor from?
>>7323193
>>7323186
GRIMDARK THE CHEF 2.0
>>7323153
Why didn't you JUST kill him you fucking useless sack of waste.
>>7322954
>Napalm the Palestinians, race war now
fucking kek'd
>>7321158
I'm betting the reason he cut straight to the butter is because he notices that it said "at room temperature". Realizing this he might of nuked his butter in the microwave for a few seconds and then threw in his bowl.
Also I haven't baked in awhile but isn't the reason lumpy is because he didn't creamed the room temp butter with the sugar, then combine the rest?
>>7321189
>He's actually half way decent now
Jack was so asshurt over Cangate that he deleted the video and made his twitter private
damage control
>>7323462
twitter thing is unrelated to cangate
[email protected],
[email protected]
http://cookingwithjack.com/store/#!/CWJ-BBQ-Apron/p/9929541/category=2304028
if you want to fuck jack, email bitstrips, he is using BitStrips in videos that are monetized and selling aprons with BitStrips on them
>>7323446
safe money is just him dying of obesity. This guy eats like a garbage disposal and has diabetes and is a stroke survivor. If you don't change your life you will die, and he does not seem to be changing his lifestyle.
Gotta put that sauce on somepin'
>>7323446
"After the fact: I should have topped it with more whip cream or white chocolate chips."
Of all his fuckups over the years, this is his one regret.
>>7322382
Not disliking gay people... You were so close anon, so close.
>>7323341
Now this is something, you can go in peace anon
>>7321292
the seasoning is perfect.
just the right amount.
and the flavor is... mmmmm, so good it just melts un my mouth.
wow.
guys, you really gotta try this.
>>7323489
yeah, no.
this trainwreck doesn't need a shove, faggot.
>>7323589
yes it does LOL fuck him, he's a scummy lazy piece of shit, you realize that none of this logos besides the sauce are his? he's using bitstrips and south park characters
>>7323593
I may be being optimistic, but Ja\ck\ is a business man, worked in Radio... I'm sure he legally OK'd using bitstrips before making it his emblem.
Look at all the crazy free kitchen shit he reviews, and all the local businesses he constantly plugs. He probably talked to their office and is paying them in The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste ~~ Hot BBQ desu.
>Makes a big fuss over little things
>Doesn't know that ml = g
>That milk fiasco that I literally still don't understand at all
>Trying to "trick" the software/product
>Unwashed blueberries
>/ck/-tier autism about amounts (What does about three eggs mean?) when it literally digitally informs you how much you need anyway
>Talks shit the whole time then at the end metions "it's beautiful" and looks better than Jack's usual baked goods
If he thought the product was shitty and a waste of time then why even bother recording it? Oh yeah, views and shills.
Anyways I'd never buy that but I'm sure he just didn't use it correctly then blamed it.
>>7322146
>He hates chopping onions
Nigga, why haven't you got your goggles yet?
>>7323800
This guy really is a walking meme
>>7322035
He should be jailed for giving advice about uncooked food that can KILL people.
>>7322915
my sides
>>7323838
Just pop it in the microwave for a minute. What's the big deal?
>Even the viewers weren’t safe from Scalfani’s twisted vision.
"One time I commented 'raw' and Jack replied and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of my kitchen and yelled raw? Maybe the viewers would forget their trained routine of sending recipes' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to be a food poisoner, or is it something that's been in him all along?"
"Sometimes I would go to look at the videos, and I noticed Jack had put annotations on the side. It was stuff like 'What if I overcook my meat? Would you buy The Best Sauce You’ll Ever Taste?' and 'Moist. Juicy. Chicken.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting salmonella."
>>7323971
>Maybe the viewers would forget their trained routine of sending recipes
What does that even mean?
What a fucking boob, even for Jack's standards this is retarded. Why the fuck doesn't he edit out his dumbassery?
>>7323974
I guess he thinks he is pointing out "serious flaws" of this product when in reality he is just making himself look like a retard.
>>7323974
Because so many middle aged desperate bitches are sucking his virtual cock non stop.
The only critics of his videos are legitimate cooks, chefs, and /ck/ (and we critique him and his habits as much as his food)
>>7323978
They need some self esteem then, Chef John is obviously a much better man than Jack.
>>7323974
>Why the fuck doesn't he edit out his dumbassery?
Because he thinks the "appeal" of the show is that he's an average Joe who's a clumsy chef. The only thing is, he doesn't realize that the average Joe isn't actually brain dead like he is.
>>7322122
what the fuck is that
>>7323974
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx4smsTGv0k
Well you see, anon, this is a REAL show, like nothing else on youtube. He's just an average joe, cooking normal food (Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad for example). It's like you and him, hanging out in the kitchen.
>>7322278
THERES NO FUCKING WAY HES SERious???
>>7324032
Not a bad point but to be fair if it was just the two of us, his pants would be around his ankles and I'd be giving him a special treat of his own.
>>7324020
Salad, duh.
>>7322278
If you watch his reaction when he eats it with sound, there's amoment where there's silence and he's chewing and he realises what he's done before letting out the fakest "mmmm" ever.
It's amazing.
>>7322122
>Uses a knife to cut the onion
>Instead of just continuing to use the knife he uses the slap chop
What's even the point then?
Also I feel like Jack's knife tutorial with that chick is equally kek and doesn't get enough love on here.
>>7323798
>ml = g
So everything has the same density as water? Are you sure you aren't Ja/ck/?
>>7323971
wtf are you going on about are you on drugs?
>>7324141
When it comes to milk yeah, you can pretty much say that. Milk, juice, whatever, approximately it's the same. Truth, it's way more accuarte to mesure it appropiately but as a very good approximation it is enough to do so with most liquids in baking.
>>7324145
>He doesn't lurk /tv/
MOM'S GONNA FREAK pasta.
do you think /ck/ would stop abusing him if he got better at cooking?
JUST
>>7324226
No.
>>7321381
here's your reply
>>7324226
I would stop, definitely.
>>7324418
That fucking arm thing he does after he takes a bite. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it enrages me.
>>7322102
Didn't he get a skin infection from it
>>7322278
This looks like a recipe from the 50s
>>7324435
Me too anon, me too.
>>7324455
just like his mindset
>>7324435
This so fucking much anon, I know that pain.
Fuck I found his reddit account
>>7324530
pfft
vid.me
/IHoJ
jack is such a fucking idiot. his videos are becoming harder to watch
>>7322514
>>7324554
link to the full episode?
>>7324570
watchseries.li/link/4996317
>>7324577
wew lad
our favorite potato manlet made it on tv
>>7324530
here's his sub /r/cookingwithjack
if you disable the style you can post links
I think we should spam it with memes as the moderators aren't really around
>>7324577
top kek holy fuck the bumbling idiot
>>7324577
6:00
>you guys ready to try my sauce?
>no not yet
>ok
MAXIMUM KEK
What is your favorite Jack video? Mine is the "juicy" chicken one.
>>7324141
For the sake of a rough estimate on milk, yes.
What was it? 225 g? I'd have poured, without measuring, about a quarter of a carton, which contains a liter. If I'm a little bit off I'll either add a tiny amount of cold milk or drink a tiny amount of room temp. milk.
This useless asshole has no excuse for creating these issues to make the product look bad. Especially when you consider how fucking sloppy he is in every other video he's ever posted.
>>7324596
it's even more hilarious when they get him to cook
>>7324226
Hell, I'd settle for him admitting he's shit at it.
What really gets me is that some of the shit he's teaching is downright dangerous and he refuses to accept criticism on it. Jack can legit end up causing somebody's death.
>>7324626
>when he gets all emotional defending his channel
>>7321502
>those filthy fucking nails
Disgusting.
>>7324541
>5-6 pound pork butt
>32oz (~2 pounds) bbq sauce
Its no wonder hes so fat when his "recipes" are literally 25% condiments
>>7324956
His BBQ sauce is pure sugar, he prefers King's Hawiian Rolls (which has more sugar than the average roll).
He's a fat diabetic
>>7322219
Jack never progressed beyond his high school edgyness phase. He still thinks he's edgelord.
>https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
>jakatak69
>jack attack 69
>"jack attack" is slang for sudden urge to masturbate
Some people must like the slop he churns out, and even encourage him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O8oGOFLH-5w
>>7325264
That's absolutely disgusting, what the hell
>>7321158
I like his videos. He's just a normal dude with severe lack of knowledge in some areas of cooking and he shows his failures and mistakes unlike other YouTube cooks who just show a perfect end result.
>>7322514
Stop it anon, you're white.
>>7325264
The fuck?
Why is he spraying WD40 or some shit in his "food"?
>>7324586
>/r/cookingwithjack
it's weird how a devoted subreddit has less discussion about ja/ck/ than any of the threads on /ck/ at any given time.
Redditors apparently homosexual and unable to tolerate food borne illness.
>>7325264
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT
>>7324577
>watchseries.li/link/4996317
thank you so much kind sir. I was looking for a source for ages. all of them where blocked outside US.
>>7325264
>canned chicken breasts
>>7322514
>> has never ever ever ever ever had sex
>>7325264
So strange seeing someone sober make something like that.
>>7325553
theres no time for real chicken or chopping tomatos ok, this is lazy mans recipes
tfw I'll never be jack and Tammy's stud bull
>>7325646
>you will never fuck Tammy's soft, gelatinous, sex-deprived body till she's in tears of pain while Jack watches from a distance shyly sipping his disgusting, splenda-sweeted Starbucks venti latte
Why live?
>>7325671
>tfw you will never spread Tammys asscheeks, inhale the musk, and tongue her an us, scooping out partially digested, stinking meatshit nuggets like a famished anteater.
>>7325678
/beautiful/
>tfw you serve you beloved bread winner and cool dude son beautiful, juicy chicken breasts with a side of zesty mayonnaise and bean salad. Our god is a loving god
Who are these people
>>7325678
>tfw you will never ram Tammy's muddy asshole and have her jerk out your load on Jack and his onion goggles as she rubs the little lumps of dick shit on Jacks goatee
Fat fuck
>>7325708
you're obviously new here
>>7325723
>Interests: going to church, bowling, computers
This dude is a culinary broadcaster and doesn't even have one food related item highlighted in his publicly accessible facebook page.
That's when I started to wonder... was cooking and food even important to Ja/ck/ at all?
>>7325738
>Inspirational people: GOD
Do Americans really do this?
>>7325738
Holy crap, Jack is so painfully average.
>>7325738
Lol what do you think? His show is for attention, nothing more nothing less. He gets a little money from views and he has an outlet to shill his sauce. Jack Jr even confirmed they always eat out and he only cooks for that show.
>>7325743
I think that borders on blasphemy, but I dunno. If you were not exposed to WWJD bracelets, then I envy you.
Also he has Top Chef in his interests, so I guess I missed that item while laying into him for being casual as hell.
>>7325738
>was cooking and food even important to Ja/ck/ at all?
I wondered the same thing, and doubt it too. He never seems like he actually gives a shit about the craft.
>>7325708
>he doesn't know The Four Horsemen
>>7325738
He only makes these videos to promote his sauces and for youtube money. I thought everyone knew this already...
Jack Jr even admitted that Jack only cooks for his youtube shows.
>>7325743
Ye, tons of people put shit like that.
Why is he always reviewing those retarded "as seen on TV" things? Doesn't he know that virtually no one with any culinary sense considers buying any of it?
>>7325789
Because those videos get more views than anything else he creates
>>7325749
Where did he confirm that?
>BUH EWE DEE FAL
>>7325721
>tfw Tammy will never force jack to his knees and have him dip your cock in the Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste,™ then suck it clean, then dip it again and suck, repeatedly, until he either finishes the whole jar or dies from excessive blood sugar
>>7325866
takes me back to all those bath mat meals I had in college
>>7325523
>he's still making his food /juicy/ on TV
>lets the investor dudes pretty much cook his ribs for him while he shills his meme show
>>7322099
fuck him
>>7324541
>2 upboats in 10 months
kek
>when he covers his mouth by idiotically hovering his hand over it
Every time.
>>7325873
You put the trademark symbol on the wrong side of the comma.
>>7325961
I was too aroused to think of such minutiae
>>7325264
>I don't have time to cook chicken breast
Seriously, go to fuck yourself Jack.
>>7325640
what he meant was
>I can't bear another comment on juicy chicken
>>7325819
Jack Jr was live streaming some video game and people here found it and asked him questions
>>7322587
Aunt Myrna created it on her fifth passage through hell
>>7326059
Aunt Myrna is an eternal trans-dimensional abomination, please do not directly engage.
