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How does /ck/ feel about MREs?
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How does /ck/ feel about MREs?
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>if your boyfriend hasn't fought in a pointless war for Israel, he's not a real man
Nice propaganda.

Never had one, but i've always wanted to try one, just out of curiosity
Theres this guy named Ashens on youtube that tries out different mres from different countries. Its pretty neat seeing all the different foods stuffed into those little boxes
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>>7313030
>they then cheat on these boyfriends constantly and leave him an emotional wreck for some minority who couldn't serve if he wanted to
Doesn't make sense
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>>7313030
The first one I had was in the Army back in 1988. The last one I had was in the Army in 2003.

I'm glad I haven't had one in 13 years.
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Sure, sure. Hey, you wouldn't be alive to eat that if this "girlfriend " didn't engineer your toys for you.
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>>7313030
I got one that was chili with beans from a military surplus store.

It was okay for what it was, kept the spoon until it broke.
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>>7313039
wait wut, ashens does MRE videos

ive seen him tackle many horrific foods, never an MRE though
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>>7313098
Yep, Russian, Ukraine, Estonia, Japan ect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znmo1dMXerc

Pretty neat stuff
Its especially fun when he has no fucking clue whats in a package because he can't read the ingredients
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What's the best meal you've ever had that was paid for by a guy in the US military that you were cuckolding?

Once I went to an alehouse with this redhead whose husband was on a submarine at the time and there was some kind of Oktoberfest thing going on. I had a platter of seven different kinds of sausage and a huge amount of sauerkraut and beer, and she charged it all to their joint account.

After I fucked her later that night I let rip the most disgusting farts of my life right in that guy's bed and she laughed her ass off. Her house was a mess so I bet she didn't even wash the sheets before he got back. I guess a Navy guy would probably be used to sleeping in a bed some other dude had been farting in, though.
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>>7313109
oh damn, must've missed that one, thanks anon
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Can someone post the copypasta about the anon who ate nothing but MREs for a week and the truly epic shit that followed?
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>military is the only hard thing on the planet

I'm fucking sick of this.
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>>7313157
Sick of what - getting your nose rubbed in the truth?
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>>7313161

It's literally safer for soldiers to be in combat than at home because they're more likely to be killed by driving drunk than the enemy

Nah, you're not hard, what you do isn't dangerous compared to tons of civilian jobs, you're the absolute bottom of your high school graduating classes playing around in some kind of awful homoerotic adult summer camp at taxpayer expense
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>>7313161
When your successors 20 years from now, (read: flyovers with IQs in the double digits), get their arms sliced off you can thank intelligent people who invented bio-3D printing for crafting them a new one.
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>>7313184
>retarded liberal magic shit that will never ever exist
>helping anyone
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>>7313170
>People are dumb enough to believe stupid shit like this.

Parachute out of an airplane at night while you're being shot at and tell me again how safe you are.
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ITT: Neckbeards being upset about military pride and militards believing they're better humans because they're mercenaries.
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>>7313030
Those seem pretty luxurious compared to the freeze dried stuff we had in conscription.
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>>7313230

And of course you don't understand statistics. The number of soldiers who have died doing that this century is very small compared to the number of soldiers who drove drunk into oncoming traffic, or committed suicide because their wives were off banging other dudes while they were deployed. Fishermen, loggers, farmers, truck drivers, they all have a higher risk of dying on the job than you do. Quit acting smug - there's no real honor or masculinity left in military service these days.
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>>7313289
I'm going to guess your girlfriend got railed by someone in uniform and that's why your feelings are so hurt.

>When you go to work dressed like this, you do not have a safe job
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>>7313303

Quite the opposite, I've banged so many military wives that I have no respect for any of you when you come around talking about how you're the only real men. Your women certainly don't seem to think so.

There hasn't been a real war since Vietnam and everything you've done in the Middle East is basically the most dishonorable bullshit slaughter in history, using billion dollar weapon systems to kill teenage goatherders for Israel. No one who wears a US uniform today can call himself good or brave. Actually one of the best men I know joined up after 9/11 but after he saw what you were doing in Afghanistan he became a conscientious objector and fought to get out. Your organization is only fit for psychopathic killers. It's probably a good thing so many of you are raising children that aren't yours.
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>>7313349
>I've banged so many military wives

Now you reveal yourself as an angsty teenager.

I regret wasting my time on you.
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>>7313303
my neighbor is an army wife and she brings home a different guy every week without fail
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>>7313359
Sounds like your mom
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>>7313119
You both sound like white trash
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The beef stew is bretty good
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>>7313030
Would you kike to no more?
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>>7313030
Stay away from veggie burger and veggie omelet and they're not bad. They're also designed to induce constipation and they aren't meant to be eaten on a regular basis.
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>>7313517
The gum inside is used as a laxative
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>>7313303
My friends gf immediately cheated on him when he went into the army and he lost that girl and his best friend almost immediately.

Army women are straight whores, they say they will wait for you yet they go off and bang every guy they meet because "muh needs". Fuck off. People who go into the military also only do so because you couldn't get a job in the real world.
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>>7313119
You're a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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>>7313556
>People who go into the military also only do so because you couldn't get a job in the real world.

You're a fucking retard.
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>>7313556
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>7313157
I was never in the military but I lived in New Orleans during Katrina. Feels good being the superior sex.
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I know it's completely anecdotal but every army wife/gf I know have been complete sluts
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>when i was in school my parents business was highly damaged by hoax
>literally NO MAHNIES
>for a few month there is nothing for them but trials, work and standing up back on their feet
>for a few month there is nothing for me but noodles with noodles (and not a lot noodles, I dare to say)
>some fuckers feel 'manly' cause they 'live off' for a year perfectly balanced meals instead of burgers and fries
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>>7313698
>my parents business was highly damaged by hoax

Please explain
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>>7313707
If I remember right, one of the trusted employees stole a lot of money from the company. That was a period for my country when private business was risky as shit.
I'm glad those days long since gone, but not from my memory.
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>>7313042
>Women
>logic
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>>7313289
I'm sure you're right about the situation today. But it has been been the most dangerous jobb by far, even in the 21th century.

In 2012 the logging industry had the highest death rate at 127.8/100 000. In 2008 it was fishermen with 111.8/100 000. So, just over 100/100 000 seems to be the ballpark.

During Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003-2006, the death rate for the army was 392/100 000. For the marines it was much higher at 848/100 000.

So, you're right about soldier who go there today. They are safer than some other occupations. But that's not always the case, not even in modern times.
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>>7313556
I was a computer engineer before going into the army and I went in as infantry. What you said is complete bullshit. Serve in a unit and you'll find everyone is in for a different reason. I can only think of like one or two guys that legitimately joined because they couldn't get any work at all and they were shitbags. I shouldn't be surprised you think this though. Civilians always think they know about the service when they don't know jack shit.
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>>7313698
>perfectly balanced meal


Confirmed for not know what your talking about. Eat army food and you'll go back to your noodles or burgers.
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>>7313859
service dumb asses are always so angry about the dumb decisions they made.
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>>7313876
I got to kill muslims and got paid for it.
#notangry
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>>7313878
you felt the need to reply immediately
#prettyangry
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>>7313878
Thank You for your service, Sir.
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>>7313902
>press 1 to thank for service
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>>7313131
I have 17 of these
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>>7313878
you could have gotten paid more if you used that time to actually work
oh boy, 25k a year for a single guy! I'm on top of the world!
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>>7313963
>I don't have a trust fund allowing me to do fun shit while earning shitty pay
sad little man
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>bragging about being in a volunteer army fighting small scale colonial wars against goat herders and poor as fuck sand niggas

Call me when you manage to defeat Russia or China and come home alive. Until then, shut your mouth faggot.
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>>7313982
Sign me up, puss in boots
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I lived off of MREs after a hurricane once. So did my girlfriend.

Am I gay now?
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>>7313982
its against sitewide rules to be here under the age of 18
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>>7313936
>someone just posted a picture of a dog without saying anything
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>>7313030
OORAH
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>>7313852
>During Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003-2006, the death rate for the army was 392/100 000. For the marines it was much higher at 848/100 000.

Those statistics are stupid and don't take into consideration combatants vs. support faggots.

Today's pussy military has a higher support faggot to fighter ratio than any other time in history. There's "veterans" who's sole job was to do stupid shit like be the FOB I.T. guy.

Compare the ACTUAL fighters, ie Infantry, and those that DIRECTLY support them on the ground in the fight, and those numbers go way the fuck up.
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>american "military" thinks they're real men

Lol got beat by pajamaniggers twice. Syrians and Ukrainian soldiers are at least fighting an enemy that is more powerful than them. US Soldiers are just corporate thugs bullying 3rd worlders.
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>>7314267
Take it to /k/, spunk trumpet.
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Coworker is dating someone in the muhrines
Literally goes and gets dicked by a new guy every month, a funny moment was when she got an sti right before he was on leave and panicked (he never found out)
To be fair though a friend of mine is also dating someone in the airforce and aren't cheating as far as I know
Thanks for subscribing to my blog
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>>7313983
these were fucking great anon ty
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>>7313045

Did you ever have to catch your own food?
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>>7313547
love this myth, complete bullshit that has lasted for years
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Only ever had them as hurricane relief over 20 years ago..

Not sure what other situations people would put themselves in where they'd eat MRE's.
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>>7313517
veggie burger is the best, the burger tastes great and the sauce its in is the best

and omelet is really good too if you heat it up and add the green salsa
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>>7313030
every single one is delicious (even the omelet) that they've severed the past 10 yrs. the newer ones coming out recently are just getting better.
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>>7313119
i like making up stories too
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>>7313170
LMAO you're so buttblasted right now lol you must've got cucked HARD
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>>7314550
This, veggie burger was surprisingly based as fuck. Chili mac was good. I got a crate of them in college because my family evacuated for a hurricane and didn't eat them. I probably ended up with about 40 total. They weren't bad and since I was a broke college kid I thought they were amazing. I don't remember having shitting trouble but I did put on like 10 pounds in a month.
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>>7314576
It's actually the soldier getting cucked hard
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>>7313556
i was an accountant and joined the military because i wanted to. i didn't lose my job or quit, i just wanted to serve.
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>>7314267
But think about how many people get chucked into POG roles...

Plus let's face it, what military guy would admit to his gf he's just the fucking IT guy in a shitty environment?

What unit were you in, where were you deployed, and what years?

Also, https://www.cbo.gov/sites/default/files/113th-congress-2013-2014/workingpaper/49837-Casualties_WorkingPaper-2014-08_1.pdf

Read this.
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>>7313030
Ate some last year during training.
Ate twelve all in all. In -25c, where the only toilet was one (full) bucket behind some camo net
I didn't shit for six days.
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>>7313030
Wholeheartedly enjoyed the Caun Rice packs.
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>>7313030
I never had one.
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>>7313119
Nicely done broski
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When I was in Cadets we got fed IMPs and MREs that were too close to expiring to be shipped overseas.

Considering that they're just long-lasting, food-flavoured calorie and nutrient supplements, they're not so bad.
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not replying to anyone specifically just throwing this out there based on personal experience and having a lot of close fiends that signed up:

If you join armed forces and have a girl at home: she WILL cheat on you. Seen it too many times, don't argue with me, it will happen.
>nah she wo-
shut the fuck up cuck, she is going to get dick that is not yours. Either end it before you leave or deal with it.

I believe the military adds something to to food that makes soldiers think they have to marry the first skank that gives them the time of day once they get out. Friend of mine was in army, anytime he got home on leave had a new gf, like he was pulling down legit hot-ass chicks. He gets discharged at the time he was fucking some chubby, plain-jane that his brother's co-worker introduced him to. Within 2 weeks of being home he moves in with her and proposes. Seen similar happen with other firends as well. Need to investigate further.

If you're a dumb poorfag with no real career prospects; then the military is an unprecedented windfall. You don't get paid well, but your cost of living is nothing so you always have plenty of money to piss away on whatever you desire for the few short years you're in. After you get out you can easily milk unemployment benefits for 2 years until you have to hit up your civilian friends to put in a good word at their place of employment, then you have to rejoin the working class.

Military ID is an anti DUI coupon.

Every company has at least one female soldier. This is known as the 'company whore'. Do you want to fuck a woman? yes? Well do you have a penis? yes? ok then you're her type, enter at your own risk.
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>>7313030
i use to trade satellite phone time for those, and i would eat them instead of mid rats.
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>>7313349
>Things that never happened for 600
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>>7313030
how is the egg one?
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>>7315434
In conscription we got fed stuff that already had expired. But military rations being the way they are, the food was as good as new.
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>>7313030
>real men willingly give themselves diarrhea
Suuuure
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>>7315793
>diarrhea
Confirmed for never eating an MRE
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>>7313119
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>>7313030
I'm a fireman. I've never had to live off MREs because I risk my life for my own community instead of foreign powers.

Also I'm lying about being a fireman. I'm actually a home appliances salesman. But if I were a fireman I think I'd have a good point.
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>>7315830
Get a load of this fgt
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>>7315800
I should have worded that better how about violently explosive watery shits and stomach pains plus the feeling of wanting to die
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>never had sex so I can't be cucked while deployed

take that faggots
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One time I was on a road trip visiting my friend and his wife (they were both recently in the army). We went out drinking and went back to my hotel to crash, was really late and we were all broke asses but my fiend had a case of MRE in the trunk of the car. They fought over the chicken fajita meal (I've been told that's the best one) and I ended up getting the beef chilli mac: chilli mac wasn't bad for what I expected, it had the blueberry cobbler desert which also wasn't bad. Being drunk off my ass of course all food tastes better but I could see being in the field and MRE being your only food would have a similar effect. My father was in the military around the time when they were just starting to switch to MRE from C rations and hearing horror stories about how bad the early incarnations of MRE were made me expect them to be a lot worse
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>>7315892
You really showed everyone.
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>OP posts a pic that gets every ass on /ck/ red as hell

its just a little joke you over sensitive faggots. lol
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>>7315894
Sounds like you were in a situation where an MRE was your only option. Congrats. You have officially been initiated into manhood.
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>>7313030
Laxative packs for men who climb mountains
Some of them are bretty tasty in that "desperation meal of ravioli right out of the can" sense.
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>>7313161
>tfw when I spent my Navy career throwing grenades off a carrier so we can get more next year.
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>>7315917
thanks brotato chip, but being an alcoholic means I've ate a lot worse late at night
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>>7313230
>parachuting over enemy airspace
yup, you know nothing about military
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>>7316672
That's funny because I've done exactly that. I have a star in the risers of my jump wings indicating a combat jump.

So go suck a dick, you leg humping poser.
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>>7313030
why would women want to date welfare queens?
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>>7316707
Bat boy, or eighty douche?
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>>7316707
Or 173rd...I think they got credit for a jump into Iraq when it kicked off.
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>>7314018
What the hell are you on about?
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Eyyyy lol ok

Still not eating that shit :^)
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>>7313030
Facebookers fucking leave.
Macro images aren't even allowed.
Fuck off.
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>>7313030
>>7313039
I had to eat powdered food when I was on a week-long Boy Scouts trip through the Adirondacks, about 9 years ago.

So I qualify, propaganda-free :3
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>>7318906
Redditors fucking leave.
Names aren't even allowed.
Fuck off.
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>muh macho welfare queens

yeah ironing shirts for 16 hours a day on tax payer money sure is manly
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>>7313030
Aren't army guys the biggest cucks around?

Like 90% of the time she is taking Tyrone's bbc
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>>7313030

>If your boyfriend hasn't been used as a disposable pawn for the interests of the global elite he's not a real man
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>>7313030
I think japanese civillians have more access to better ready to eat technology than the u.s. government
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"Memes" like this are made by whitetrash. You can see them plain as day if you keep any whitetrash people on FB.
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>>7313030
>MREs
I'm a pog. When mess is too lazy to cook when I'm on base, they just throw us MREs and tell us to get fucked.

They have like 4k calories and give you mad constipation.
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>>7313039
God, Ashens is great.
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>>7315550

I don't know. I'm not the same guy. My dad is completely against war after serving in Vietnam. Worst story he ever told me was one he only ever said once. Something along the lines of watching a chopper go down in rice patty. Had to pull the guys out from the crash but they were basically boiled alive, kinda would just fall apart in his arms. Said it was kinda like picking up a open garbage back filled with human parts.

He also saw a lot of human trophies. That and several people murdered CO's in his platoon. I don't doubt that there have been a bunch of war crimes in recent conflicts.
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>>7313208
>hasn't seen the prosthetic arm that reads your nerve impulses and brain waves.
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>>7320223
>several people murdered CO's in his platoon
Your dad lied to you about that one.
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>>7320239
why's that?
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>>7320239
>>7320246
Before you even answer I don't know military vernacular. So it's just killing whoever was fucking thing over in the field.
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>>7320239
How so? Many officers got "fragged" during Vietnam.
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>>7320246
If something like that happened - even back then - you would have a swarm of investigators coming down on your unit. Your entire unit would be pulled from the line and everyone would be grilled until they found out who did it. Then that person would hang by the neck.

Throughout the entire military during the entire war, it may have happened a few times but actually knowing anyone whose unit was involved is as rare as a third eyeball.

Your old man was pulling your leg. He also lied about human trophies. Your ass would have been court martialed in a heartbeat. That shit is just for the movies and drunken bar tales.
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>>7320270
I feel like you're that kid on the playground who "knows" but ignores all the evidence like the pictures I have that you don't or the several people from his unit confirming the stories.

I'd be happy to see your evidence against mine however.
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>>7320277
Yeah right. I'm sure you have "lots of evidence."

Give me a break.
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>>7320342
Okay. Glad you know your "facts".
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>>7313119
Hi Jody
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>>7313208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGSo_I86_lQ
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>>7313208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLh-aSUdx0
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>>7320270
You mean the military would try to hush everything up first and foremost and shame the soldiers who pointed the misdemeanors out.

like in vietnam.
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>open bad bait thread
>murrican pro-/anti-military rambling everywhere
>must be good bait for murricans
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>>7313119
Hahahahahhahahah
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>>7313030
dichotomies are spooks
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>>7320266

Sure they did, cupcake.

Sure they did.
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>>7320246
>why's that?

Because murder isn't any easier in the military than in any other place. Even in combat.

You, or your dad, is full of shit.
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>>7321654
>implying murder is hard
Murder is easy, living with it on the other hand is a different story.

>those military suicide rates
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>>7321663
Sure it is, pal.
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>>7321663
suicide is painless
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>>7321698
if you were dumb enough to sign up for the military you are probably dumb enough to botch suicide
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>>7321706
It brings so many changes and I can take or leave them if I please
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>>7321712
M*A*S*H* pls...
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>>7321706
Most of the faggots that kill themselves in the military were mental cases that the shit bags in congress gave waivers to so the military could brag about meeting their recruitment goals.

The world's better off without 95% of those pussies.
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>>7321728
when I got back from afg I was depressed I had no one to shoot at anymore so I killed myself :(
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May I interest you all in some international MREs?
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I always hated them. Expecially when you get 30 box's and the same shit is in each one.
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>>7321663
>implying it's about the ones you've killed not the friends you've lost.
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>>7313157
overall I consider my time working at a grocery store with an asshole manager worse than my time in the military
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>>7321859
>Bran tablets

Hoo boy
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>>7321871
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>Eating chef boyardee from a box makes you manly
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>>7321886
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>>7321893
no, first you sign your life away to go kill and die in the desert for the jews, then you eat chef boyardee from a box, then you come home a broken shell of a man, THEN you get to be manly
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>>7321875
That's great. However, some of us actually fought in the war.
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>>7321904
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>>7321911
Accurate?
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>>7321914
US MRE is surprisingly crap compared to some of them.
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>>7321898
Let me tell you since your dumb ass doesn't understand - no one signs up to die. We sign up to stop the existence of people who intend to murder our civilians. And if we didn't do it, your local elementary school would mirror Beslan. So get the jagged ass toy out of your rear end and show some fucking respect.
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>>7321919
>We sign up to stop the existence of people who intend to murder our civilians.

...and how are the sand people you murder planning to achieve that?
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>>7321919
sure, buddy. some fucking goat herder in afghanistan was going to rally an invasion force, sack our homes and rape our women. sorry you got suckered, but not everyone is as stupid as you. I'm sure the Israelis thank yahweh every day for half wits like you.
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>>7321924
UH UH WE GOTTA FIGHT EM THERE SO WE DONT HAFTA FIGHT EM HERE THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM
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>>7321918
I'm a die hard advocate of everything regarding the U.S. military. However, I cannot defend the MRE with a moral conscience.
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>>7321924
We don't murder the enemy. We kill them. When the enemy is killed, he cannot cause havoc or terrorism.

Pretty simple.
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>>7321937
your a die hard advocate of having gay sex on the down low? okay dude...
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>>7321940
>We don't murder the enemy. We kill them.

Well I guess whatever you need to tell yourself so you can sleep at night.
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>>7321940
yeah, expect plenty of the people you kill aren't the enemy, just some poor piece of shit in the wrong place at the wrong time. YOU cause havoc and terrorism.
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>>7321932
>Energetic gel

Do not taunt happy fun ball!
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>>7321904
Saw a video of a girl eating one of these once. Looked fantastic.
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>>7321929
lol - just like the goat herders who hijacked airplanes and knocked down the towers. LOL goat herders. Stop being afraid. They weren't your towers. LOLOLOL I know what happens in the world because I almost graduated high schools.

>Fucking idiot
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>>7313184
>flyovers with IQs in the double digits
You mean all americans? Lived in that shithole for 4 years, a different city each year, including NY. The entire country is filled with drooling retards, regardless of which part you're from.
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>>7321943
Funny how that was the first thing to pop into your mind. Got a fantasy or two do ya?
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>>7321954
>Implying the 9/11 terrorists were uneducated goat herders

Do the US military perform a lobotomy when you sign up, or is being as stupid as you are a prerequisite to signing up?
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>>7321948
As if you've entered a combat zone and had an ounce of opinion.

Go hang out with your fat lesbian friends fighting for feminism.
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>>7321954
what an incoherent post. I'm sure you think you've made some point, but you just look even stupider. The 9/11 hijackers weren't the taliban, nor the baathist regime. About 200 people at most were directly responsible for the 9/11 attacks. So you and your moronic ilk needed to kill 10000s and destabilize entire regions why? Oh yeah, cause USA USA USA. Fucking mouth breathing army moron.
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>>7321963
For one thing, we don't take little children like yourself.

Power to the contrarian 14 year olds, amirite?
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>>7321966
right, so you don't have shit to say, just retard meme shit. me not having been in a combat zone does nothing to erase the countless documented killings of civilians you pieces of shit have engaged in. go hang out with your fat ex-military friends fighting for KBR and halliburton.
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>>7321978
>If you don't agree with my single dimensional overly simplistic definition of a complex geopolitical and domestic political situation you must be a child.

Okay.
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>>7321971
You have fallen victim to anti-U.S. propaganda. How many of you cheered on the influx of refugees as they were murdering the hundreds of people at a concert in Paris?

STOP being so easily manipulated by the media.
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>>7321971
>trying to argue with a cuck
Redirect your efforts to something worthwhile, he's not gonna budge on his position. Especially with his wife's son encouraging him to go out on more tours.
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>>7321980
Collateral damage. Deal with it or get better tampons, you liberal fool.
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>>7321937
hi cal low weight whats not to love?
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>>7321988
...but the USA are directly responsible for the situation in Syria which in turn has produced that influx of immigrants.

And the people who shot up Paris weren't even a part of that immigrant wave: the ringleader had been in Belgium & France for years prior to the attack.

>STOP being so easily manipulated by the media.

Quite.
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>>7321990
And that's all.
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>>7321992
>We occasionally have to go blow up some brown children or a hospital, but it's okay because they're brown and poor.
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>>7321988
I'm anti immigration, you dumb fuck. Doesn't mean we should go to their countries and kill them indiscriminately. It's not "anti-U.S. propaganda" to report on the awful things the US military has been up to in the ME. You are the one who is a fool for propaganda.
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>>7321997
Jesus... people actually believe shit like this? What a complete load of shit and untruths. No wonder people dislike the United States. Their media spreads outright lies.
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>>7321645
you're a fag
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>>7321992
>kill a bunch of civilians
>LOL COLLATERAL DAMAGE
>Boy these arabs sure hate us for some reason!
Then you bust out some dumb shit about tampons. You're a fucking simp for the military industrial complex, your not even a man. Just cause the cock up your ass is red white and blue doesn't make you any less of a brain dead fuck boi to me.
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>>7322003
Bombs don't care what color you are, genius.
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I don't think the military posters aren't doing a good job defending themselves, if you guys actually defended us and protected us from threats, then thanks a lot dudes and dudettes.

But a lot of the retorts tend to be "you had to be there!" and lots of insults. But maybe it's one of things where you truly wouldn't get it unless you were over there, getting the information,seeing what you saw,etc. If that's the case then you shouldn't defend yourself, you know what you did and you know why you did it.
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>>7322018
>Bombs launch themselves
>Bullets fire themselves

lol just brown people tho'
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>>7322006
>indiscriminately

Your outlook doesn't extend beyond your forearm, does it? That plain and simply does not happen. Hell, Marines have been prosecuted for killing enemy combatants who dropped their weapons after killing someone.
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>>7322023
If you say so, simpleton. Guess how many brown people fire those weapons?

Yeah, the United States is made up of all colors and creeds.
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>>7322028
>One month ago, on Saturday 3 October 2015, the MSF Trauma centre in Kunduz was hit several times during sustained bombing by coalition forces, and was very badly damaged.
>The total number of dead is known to be at least 42, including 24 patients, 14 staff and 4 caretakers.

http://www.msf.org/topics/kunduz-hospital-airstrike
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>>7322038
>Niggers are killing the children of goat herders, so it's okay
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>>7322028
Spare me your semantic bullshit, you know very well that civilians have been killed in a manner that could be called indiscriminate. I didn't say that every killing fits that mold, but we both know it has happened, and not just a few times. Fuck you guys are so thin skinned it's unreal.
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>>7322044
Practicing Muslims fight for the United States. Quick! Liberals! Cover your ears!
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>>7322055
classic sign of the dumbshit who has nothing intelligent to say: le epic fedora post. maybe do a smug anime girl next and really seal your victory, faggot.
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>>7322057
War is hell. If you're in a combat zone and get killed, it sucks. But it happens. Stop bearing the mind of a child.
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>>7322057
I wish I didn't have to worry about indiscriminately killing civilians, but that's not how it works.

Faggots, like you, are the reason why.

Funny how Haj doesn't give two shits about "collateral damage" though.
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>>7322069
>spouting cliched bullshit like "war is hell" justifies whatever atrocities I have committed after I VOLUNTEERED to invade another people country
You seem to "bare the mind of a child" whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean
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>>7322060
What of it? Killing other Muslims is a religious obligation. Those ones are just smart enough to get Uncle Sam to pay them to do what they'd be doing anyway.
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>>7322082
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>>7322096
the pride of the US armed forces gets assblasted and resorts to fedora posting. no wonder you losers can't win a war, you can't even win an argument online!
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>>7322109
You should be kissing their asses that they volunteered so your dumb ass didn't get drafted.
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Those images are not me. I suspect its someone bored - just like the rest of you shitbirds who have such convicting opinions from the safety of your homes. Funny how that safety is provided by the very people you bash.
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>>7322117
I'm a woman bro; I can't get drafted

Stay mad
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>>7322124
Also, I like dicks

In my ass and mouth to be precise
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>>7322124
>Funny how that safety is provided by the very people you bash.

Yeah I've been real concerned about a goat herder blowing up my house recently.
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>>7322124
>military fags are this delusional
you're like one step from spouting "FREEDOM ISNT FREE"
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>>7322137

Of course you aren't concerned. Me and my unit have deployed numerous times to ensure you are safe.

I don't expect a thanks from you. You've been too sheltered for too long to know what really happens in our world.
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>>7322151
you live in such a little bubble, its really something to behold. the pentagon really scrambled those little brains of yours.
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>>7322151
No that's right. If you and your buddies hadn't deployed to a desert five thousand miles away and killed some goat herders on my behalf, why....nothing at all might have happened!
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>>7322140
What have you done to secure your freedom? Did you post on the internet? Did you trash talk those of us who've stepped up and defended you? Did you impress a college peer my standing up against the "establishment?"
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>>7322159
>What have you done to secure your freedom?

Voted in every election for a sensible non-Hawk candidate and haven't actively pissed off the middle east. How about you?

In b4 you killed some brown people and helped piss off the middle east.
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>>7322159
what have you done? you have made us all less safe by adding fuel to the fire of potential domestic terrorism. your foolish, vainglorious actions have actually resulted in a world LESS safe for americans. nice work dumb shit.
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>>7322155
And the media really brain washed your immature mind. What opinion would you have coming out off the Moscow theatre, the children's school in Beslan, the concert in Paris, the towers in New York... I'm sure your first thought would be - "golly, I'm glad we don't have Army Rangers killing these people."
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>>7322169
...but Army Rangers didn't kill those people.
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>>7322157
Where are you coming up with this "goat herders" meme? It's beginning to sound like you're a genuine teenage kid.
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>>7322166
Translation: Leave the bad men alone and maybe they'll go away.

Wrong

You kill the bad men
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>>7313030
They used to tell us we had to chew the gum, because it had a diarrhetic in it. The story went that all the preservatives in the food would otherwise back you up.

I never tested the theory.
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>>7322175
>Where are you coming up with this "goat herders" meme?

Oh yes sorry, I forget. Every single person in the middle east is a highly trained special forces operative with a personal arsenal that could single handedly wipe out an entire building.

Or...they're mostly uneducated sand people who herd goats. Yeah,or that.

Still, can't be too sure eh? Best just to shoot them all. They're only brown people so who cares anyway amirite?
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