What are the best foods and drinks for raunchy farts?
eat a lot of protein and fiber
>>7308333
No particulars for that extra tang and linger? Noice trips btw.
broccoli, cabbage, eggs, beer
Eat something with a high phosphorous count.
>>7308328
PBR and Mcdoubles plus protein drinks.
Orange juice gives me the best flatulence. I can't even stand it.
>develop intolerance for lactose
>eat cheese
>drink milk
easy
>>7308328
Thai, beef & basil and paneng curry.
My farts are "pungent" or so I'm told.
Eat something with heaps of onions, wash it down with lots of stout.
To bump it up a notch eat muesli for breakfast.
>raunchy
ranch fampai
Pint of milk followed by a bud light. Prepare for the smell of death
Apple juice
Beef jerkey
White castle
Tequila
Fiber bars
You'll want to start with a highly processed meat, and eat it in large quantities by itself until you are almost full.
Follow it now with fibrous raw vegetables, such as lettuce, carrots, green beans, etc, but try to keep it to just one type for digestion efficiency.
Now follow all of that with whole fat milk (bovine) until you can handle anymore.
Try not to move around too much, especially if you are fit and healthy so you can give your food time to build up its brew inside your gut. Play vidya, watch a movie or two, and so on.
You should produce some absolutely awful farts, and depending on your gut ph, hydration, and environmental temperature, you'd likely raise the dead.
Used these tactics when having fart wars with my gf.
>>7309199
It's actually food with high sulfur content. http://www.oddee.com/item_98612.aspx
>>7309012
>PBR and mcdoubles
I laughed at this way more than I should have
Brussel sprouts
