Death burger sounds tasty but they should really fry the jalapenos or mix them with the patty. Alone is fine but the slimy texture isn't my favorite.

>>7302367
>I would like the Dick Butkus Big Blue Burger cooked medium please. Slaw, no fries. For my drink I'd like an iced water with lemon.

WELL I'll BE DAMNED DANDY, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A CITY SLICKER HERE. WHERE YOU FROM BOY. YOU ONE OF THEM COLLEGE GRADUATES?

>>7302367
No chicken sandwich? Is that from a restaurant???

>>7302383
sir, we serve food here

>>7302367
id probably go with the mushroom swiss. if i was drunk maybe the death burger

The crabcake burger

patty melt boii and throw some of them mushrooms in the mix when you are sauteing my onions

How do you make burgers /ck/?

>>7302367
Bradshaw BBQ

>>7302367
Gimme the Mick

>>7302367
Tony's, baby. Gotta live life on the edge

>>7302367
I'd get the hot dog make a dick joke then eat it without chewing while looking at the person who took my order

>>7302367
Tony's. FUCK I actually want it now

Big blue. That's pretty much what I get whenever I'm at a burger joint worth its weight in salt.

>>7302367
gimme a mickey mouse dick but