>The only good British food
>>7259736
Okay maybe this as well.
>>7259736
stupid fucking uncultered amerilards
you would only enjoy the fried shit
did you know your precious burger came from Britian?
>>7259743
but it didnt
>>7259743
>did you know your precious burger came from Britian?
>>7259743
>the fried shit
Implying British cuisine is comprised of much else. Oh, right, the boiled...
>>7259743
Burger is American like all 10/10 sandwiches.
>>7259743
>tfw Britain is popular for it's Indian cuisine.
That's clearly not British fish and chips.
Bongs go for the "rustic" touch of leaving half the fish without batter, and the other half with twice as much as necessary, which usually ends up burnt.
Their fries are also cut retardedly thick, and are almost always undercooked and soggy.
>>7259736
Needs more curry sauce
>>7259743
Kek angry britbong
Stay mad, your food is and always will be shit
I'll be the first to agree british cuisine isn't impressive, but fish and chips? That's all you can come up with?
>>7259771
>not liking indian food
>>7259736
Ramsay
Heston
Oliver
M.P White
The black dude with the face,
Yeah
>>7259743
connecticut actually
ITT we enjoy reassuring memes in an attempt to assauge the insecurity that is a natural consequence of living in a society that worships BBC
>>7259736
And even then America does this better.
>>7259918
Didn't Ramsay specifically study french food?
>>7260131
double fired it in pig fat after wraped it in bacon won't make it better.
>>7259918
>Ramsay
meme
>Heston
ascended meme
>Oliver
pretty good, muh olive oil
>M.P White
literally meme god holy shit what the fuck
>The black dude with the face
surprisingly good and very interesting
>>7259772
>Their fries are also cut retardedly thick
Properly cooked chip shop chips slathered in salt and vinegar are a thing of beauty.
>>7259772
>Bongs go for the "rustic" touch of leaving half the fish without batter, and the other half with twice as much as necessary, which usually ends up burnt.
i have literally never seen this at any chippy ever, where the fuck are you from
>fish sticks and potato wedges
>the pride an joy of Britannia
it's like a whole country of five year olds
even mushy peas are baby food you fucking mulsim lites
>>7260302
>muh chippy butty!!
Why are brits the biggest fucking homos ever?
>>7259743
>Hamburger
>not from Hamburg
>>7259736
Real fish and chips should have a batter with ale in it, the chips should be cooked in beef fat, served with mushy peas and eaten on your lap wrapped in newspaper.
The best fish and chips shops in Scotland used to sell you a single cigarette for you to smoke while waiting for your fish supper.
>>7259736
Only if I can get some yorkshire pud and mushy peas with it.
>>7259946
Flyover's commenting on "cuisine".
>>7259918
Kerridge?
>>7259918
>The black dude with the face
>>7260421
He never mentioned butties... Like, at all
You're an Amerilard using words you don't understand aren't you
>>7259918
>The black dude with the face
lost.
>OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD BRITISH FOOD
Fish & Chips
Shepherd's Pie
?
>>7260597
Scotch eggs
Toad in the hole
>>7259736
No Bangers and Mash? Da Fuq?
>>7259736
uhhhh sorry but that was invented in australia..........
>>7260597
Beef Wellington
Chicken Tikka Masala
Scotch Eggs
Mince Pie
Scones
Cornish Pasties
a lot more stews and pies
>>7259736
>implying shepherd's pie/cottage pie doesn't exist
>>7260620
Australia was inventes in Britain. Well after battering and frying food was a thing. The Britons of old practiced druidic festivals in which they battered, fried and ate Romans, didn't you know? Mediterranean cuisine and all.
>>7259736
is this the famous 'blood pudding'?
>>7260597
Black pudding is god tier even though it sounds disgusting
>>7259736
bong here, imo our only good food is traditional roasts and meat-based pastry. Having spent half my childhood UK/USA I think america actually does our fish and chips better than we do. the chips here suck shit. it's like cardboard soaked in grease and left cold
>>7260777
are you referring to chips from fish and chip shops? Of course they're shit, they're a fast food outlet. Fish and chips in a restaurant are top notch
>>7260433
goddamn that's badass.
British food isn't that offal
>>7260287
No, but a basic mastery of battering and frying would.
But you can't count on the British to have mastered it to that level.
>>7259736
This is the best sandwich in the world
Prove me wrong
>>7261202
>>7261213
Branston pickle, good cheddar and a good wholemeal seeded bread is probably the best tasting sandwich
Reuben comes second
Hummus on a really soft crustless white third
>>7259736
>Full English Breakfast
>Ploughman's Lunch
>Spotted Dick
>Kippers
>Cockles
>Porridge
>Beef Wellington
>Pork pies
>Sunday Roast
>Black Pudding
>Lancashire Hotpot
>Welsh Rarebit
>Scotch Broth
>Marmalade
>Faggots
>Cumberland sausages
>Marmite
>Shortbread
>Eaton Mess
>Cornish Pasty
>Haggis
>Scones
>Clotted Cream
>Shepherd's Pie
>Trifle
>A plethora of cakes, pies, crumbles, stews, and cheeses
>Not even considering our ales, stouts, porters, gins, whiskys, ciders et cetera
Fucking muppet.
>>7259880
This beef wellington appears to have maggots in it
I don't get these threads. Modern British cuisine is nearly inseparable from modern French cuisine, but these riots keep springing like it was some kind of whitebread version of the arab spring going on.
>>7259743
The first hamburger was made by a Dane in the United States of Lard
>>7261477
Stir the pot boss stir the pot
Mulligatawny is fucking amazing, though.
>>7261492
yes it is
Kedgeree too
>>7261355
>Faggots
lol
>>7261278
Is there anything worse than cold, vaguely moist sandwiches?
>>7259736
I'm guessing you haven't eaten lorne sausage or a Scotch egg? Lorne sausage is just beef with pork fat bound by bread crumbs and seasoned with coriander and nutmeg. Best stuff in the world from a Scottish deli. Tastes like home
>>7262704
Why feed the shitposter? This is the third fuck Britain thread in as many hours.
>>7262707
I guess you're right. I just love informing people that Britain does have quality ingredients that aren't always wasted by the lack of a concrete cuisine.
>>7262729
>>7259743
the only thing that came that was british was your mom.
>>7259890
>being this cucked
>>7262916
>le cuck maymay xD
>>>/pol/
>>7262979
how was taking a muslim dick new years eve?
>>7259918
you forgot about Floyd m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypoH2Z3khZ0
>>7259918
>The black dude with the face
You mean Ains? What black dudes don't have faces?????
>>7259890
>"USA Has no unique cuisine"
>National dish is chicken tikka masala
>>7261355
>ales, stouts, porters
Redundant. Stout and porter are ales.
>whiskys
you forgot the e in this word
>>7261391
mushrooms
>>7259736
>Fish n Chips (Salt/vinegar + Mushy peas)
Bangers & Mash
Toad in the hole
Scotch Egg
Cream tea
Cornish Pasty
Steak & Kidney pie
Sunday Roast
Full English Breakfast
Beef Wellington
Beans on Toast
Shepherd's Pie
Eccles Cake
Lancashire Hotpot
Sasuage roll
Meat & Potato Pie
Branston Pickle
HP Sauce
Crumpets
Digestive Biscuits
Mince Pies
Victoria Sponge
>>7259736
>looks like a fried dick
>>7260597
>OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD AMERICAN FOOD
.....crickets
>>7263624
Wow, careful there sonny, for a moment you nearly didn't need ID to get in here.
You blew it though with your lack of knowledge about anything!
>>7259736
I'm a big fan of steak and kidney pudding, something about the suet pastry, just makes it so warming.
>>7260433
>Real fish and chips should have a batter with ale in it, the chips should be cooked in beef fat, served with mushy peas and eaten on your lap wrapped in newspaper.
This
Being a Southerner, I don't really do the mushy peas but throw in a battered sausage and a pot of curry sauce, yes please.
>>7263764
>battered sausage and a pot of curry sauce
>Go to a chippy to order something other than Fish n chips
Sorry m8 only acceptable meal from a chippy is Fish, Chips, Mushy Peas, Bread + Butter.
>>7263670
Well ales use top fermenting yeasts as do porters and stouts and the process of brewing it is exactly the same except with the addition of darker malts. So yeah, porters and stouts are ales.
>>7263663
theyre p good desu senpai
crickets are the future
>>7263670
Stouts and porters are both ales, dum dum.
>>7263895
kek
Fried sand shark.
>>7259736
The only good British food I ever had, over there, was French.
>>7263895
no mate.
>>7259736
>>7263315
was he in Cologne?
>>7263624
>whiskys
you forgot the e in this word
*Whiskies. Us Brits don't add an e.
