What do you think of British cuisine, /ck/?
what in the fuck
>>7258906
pig disgusting, fortunately at least in London you can get virtually any type of cuisine so you never have to eat british food. This guy will whip you up some delicious tikka masala.
I mean mushy peas? Come on.
Some pretty nasty stuff, just look what it does to their women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbCmY8PmuJU
I think in Britain we have some really good produce, but that doesnt translate in to great meals. For example, I think British blue cheeses are the best in the world. We also have really good pies, chutneys, jams, etc as well as some decent meat in places. Most of the food is very homely/countryside and rustic. It isn't pretty food nor is it refined. But it can taste delicious.
However, to get hold of the decent produce either requires spedning significantly more money on food, or making it yourself, hence it isnt so popular. A lot of traditional British food that would be more well known to the rest of the world is complete shit and very bland.
I think its similar to the American beer industry in that if one was to take a glance, all they would see is mass producers making piss like Bud and Coors. But a little closer inspection and you realise there are many craft brewers making great beer.
>>7258906
Britain has very good chefs, restaurants, produce, and some regional dishes.
The problem is that British people have the absolute most pleb taste in the entire world. If meat has any color or moisture in it they're afraid to try it. If it has any flavor that isn't ketchup (tomato sauce) or HP sauce they'll remedy it as soon as they can.
Why do you think Indian cuisine took off so well over there? They weren't used to flavor so curry was exotic and delicious to them. They still had to go fuck it up by simplifying the flavors and going overboard on spice (vindaloo) in a backwards-ass attempt at authenticity.
>>7258906
It's garbage and I wouldn't call it cuisine to begin with. They love sugar and sweets and that's why their teeth are all rotten and fucked up. Yes they have better dentistry now and get fake teeth, but they're still ugly and fucked up.
>>7259199
I'm going to be honest: as inauthentic as it is, I fucking love vindaloo.
Also, as terrible as they are, I love sausage rolls. I usually get mine from an Irish bakery though, don't know if there's any difference. I haven't been to the UK since I was a child.
>What do you think of British cuisine?
I don't.
>>7258906
ketchup...on waffles...what in the actual fuck why
>>7259752
As much as we get made fun of the stuff here in the States, I've never seen anyone abuse ketchup like the Brits.
Americans talking to other americans and rolling around in their maymays like pigs in shit
>>7258906
>ketchup on waffles
>not brown sauce on crumpets
Lern to britcook, muddy funster!
British cuisine is so bad that British posters shouldn't be allowed on a food and cooking board.
>>7258906
It's 7 in the morning and I did not need to see this.
>>7259044
Bread, meat, fat, bread, meat, fat, bread, meat, fat, bread, meat, fat, bread, meat, fat
Did I miss anything?
>>7260396
You missed rhubarb.
>>7258906
>British cuisine
>pic related from an American article
Nice one, fuckwit.
>>7260446
your food is still deplorable, Rashim
>>7260456
If there's one good part of British cuisine, it's definitely the English breakfast. Guys know how to start the day, just not anything else.
They really seem to love potato chips and keep making wacky flavors.
I try them whenever i get the chance.
you're fucking morons
>>7260387
>and Americans should
Hahahahaha
>>7260340
Pretty sure that's a strawberry puree.
At least that's what it looks like. I'm not sure about the chervil garnish
>>7259140
I think it's just popular to pull the wool over the better parts of British cuisine and gloss over the grody bits. Jellied eels and whatnot. Second is the popularity of the portrayal of being English as a way of life focused on professing to be boring and bland. When a sunday roast, a roast chicken, a beef wellington, a kidney pie, a spotted dick or a full english breakfast is presented, it usually elects little more than shrugs thanks to how all of these entrees are most often portrayed as if variation and skill in preparation did not exist. A sunday roast can very well be the Mrs. Beeton beef roast, and even then the quality of the meat and the chef will judge between bland and meritory, or then it can be suffolk lamb with grilled aubergines, chickpeas and labneh, or Berkshire roe deer with beef dripping chips accompanied by beetroot, slivers of roast onion, pickled mushrooms and a rich jus. Heck, most of the food klingons here masturbate over plain beef sirloin steak in half of the threads, and we're supposed to believe that they've suddenly discovered such sophistication that they'll turn their noses at a succulently pink beef roast? Might be more a matter of "by whom" rather than "what" here.
And then there's >>7259262, on top of everything else. British cuisine has an enduring bad name mostly thanks to people who have never encountered it, but do avidly watch Simpsons instead.
If it's not halal then it's not British
The produce in England is very high quality for the price. Was super impressed with small cottage industries making small goods.
>>7260696
Is that bottom part real?
>>7258906
>red coulis on waffles
please tell me it's strawberry, i'm dying.
>>7260489
the chinese are way worse at crazy chip flavours
>>7260737
Those are fucking horrible
>>7260737
is this box saying that an adult can have up to 130 grams of sugar per day? that's over 1/2 cup of sugar...?
>>7260701
Now we're talking.
>>7260748
I think sugars covers a range of things including glucose and some starch
>>7260745
I'd bet anything that the people who make these wouldn't eat one
do they not use spices in england
>>7260775
>british cuisine thread
>posts some paddy bullshit
>>7260775
>Price: €1.99
>British
You're not too smart are you?
>>7260667
Looks uninspiring but not terribly bad. What's wrapped around those eggs?
inb4
>It's a century egg
It's clearly not.
>>7260830
Sausage meat with a breadcrumb coating. It's a Scotch egg.
>>7260830
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1414645/scotch-eggs
>>7260486
I generally agree, but too often the sausages are tough and overcooked. Otherwise yes, and it's especially good if you're on holiday.
>>7260811
it's Irish and Irish food is more or less the same as British
>>7260860
>Irish food is more or less the same as British
Proddy scum
>>7260860
We don't shit up the American food threads by posting pictures of Tim Horton's, you should return the favour by keeping the paddy filth in a thread dedicated to paddy filth.
>>7260489
Crisps.
>>7260910
*chips
>>7260920
>chips
What about them?
>>7260804
>do they not use spices in england
Course we use spices, we use salt AND pepper!
Oh boy a shitposting thread. I sure do love /b/ with food.
>>7260920
Do you people ever just stop shitposting? How are you not bored of it by this point?
>>7258906
Almost certainly American
I've never seen those waffles in the UK and that 'marinara' sauce is a US meme.
>>7260872
What is this?
t. bong
>>7260748
No, it just rounds it up to 1%.
>>7261513
> I sure do love /b/ with food
Then you're going to love my new "you eat you lose (YEYL)" concept thread.
>>7261574
I'm not opposed to the idea.
>>7260734
This looks so good.
>waffles
>british
pick one
>>7260456
>mushrooms
>not on anything
>not mixed with anything
>just mushrooms
I don't fucking understand. Are the British insane? How can they possibly like mushrooms for their own sake?
>>7261633
To be clear that is a shit example of an English Breakfast from an ancient fast-food chain that will soon go out of business, but that has nothing to do with Mushrooms being delicious in an of themselves.
>being this much of a pleb in the year 2016
>>7261633
>>7261633
the brits take pride in cooking meals that elementary schoolers learn. eggs, beans on toast, fish fingers, and charred mushrooms/tomatos are a source of nation pride for the coontoothed inbreds.
>>7260804
Curry is English m8
Lots of spice in Sausages
>>7261733
>two foods total
>one isn't even british
jesus christ rasheem
>>7261739
>curry isn't british
>official meme name for a brit is rasheem
Pick one.
I wonder why the mods allow shitposting threads like these to stay up yet anything about Americans is deleted instantly.
Seems fair.
>>7261744
>get a life
>bin that knife
pick two
>>7261791
mods are hotpocket gobbling faggots and anything seen as remotely fun is immediately deleted to reflect the angst felt every day by these chunky wastes of carbon
test
>>7260699
Is that custard in a cup?
>>7261882
Probably not. Probably white tea.
>>7259019
>mushy peas
The process used to make mushy peas actually turns them grey (gray). They then add artificial food colourings to make them look more palatable
I still like them with fish and chips though
>>7261724
>the brits take pride in cooking meals that elementary schoolers learn. eggs, beans on toast, fish fingers, and charred mushrooms/tomatos are a source of nation pride for the coontoothed inbreds.
This.
>>7262053
Don't quote entire posts.
>>7262065
>Don't quote entire posts.
This.
>>7262065
Don't tell people what to do, faggot
>>7262119
This.
>>7259019
Yeah, I'm sure his food would be the bomb.
>>7264753
Certainly, filled with explosive flavor.
>>7260396
condiments: brown sauce, malt vinegar, and salt and pepper. I mean fuck? what is wrong with you?
Eggs. You missed eggs, fried, scrambled, boiled.
>>7259199
you're wrong and retarded, stop using simpsons to source your information.
>>7260489
CRISPS - look it even says so on the packet. How retarded are you to compare CRISPS to fucking CHIPS?
>>7259044
>"It's our culinary Elgin Marbles, and we're never giving it back."
Bantz deserving of greater recognition.
>>7261544
overcooked toad in a hole, which is basically a sausage baked into a yorkshire pudding
>eurofags and amerifats getting mad that british food is better than their tasteless cum biscuits and shitty snails.
Those chunky chips, though a very small portion by my own chippy standards, look like they have been cooked in lard instead of oil? Hence them being crisp and not oily. Looks good.
>>7260692
Holy shit. I never would have though about having bone marrow with a brekkie.
One thing I miss now that traditional butchers have all but dissappeared are the old lambs necks we would make a stew out of. I loved sucking the marrow out of those spinal column discs. Fucking delicious! Never tried a whole bone for marrow though... hmm... yum!
>>7260712
This reminds me of the 70's so much!
>>7258906
Looks like waffles and strawberry apple sauce. I would eat that
>>7260860
What? Like fucking diseased potatoes? Made in fucking flooded paddy fields?
Not the same at all... King Edwards and Maris Piper for me - made on the Queens English perfectly flat fields suitable for agriculture. Not paddy bog marshes.
>>7260872
Is this some fucking vile vegan version of a yorkshire pudding dish?
>>7261633
Mushrooms 'aint got much room for other shit. Ask any mycophagist - the best way of eating mushrooms is a simple sautee in butter or olive oil.
Only retards would dream of diluting all that texture and flavour in something abominable. (I can't even think of what murkins use mushrooms in? Cambells condensed soup? Shitty tins of processed button mushrooms to go with their cheeze?)
>>7261928
It takes days to make mushy peas you ignorant cockgobblers.
You need a box of dried peas "DINNA" is the best brand - it comes with a hair-net and some kind of sodium tablets.
You put the peas in the hairnet then steep in a big pain of water with the tablets.
At least 24 hours later you retrieved the peas and boil them in their sack for an hour.
Release and mash. I think thats how my granny used to make 'em.
>>7258906
>What do you think of British cuisine, /ck/?
It's like normal food....but without the flavor......and twice the amount of fat.
>>7264770
doesn't he work at Aloha snackbar?
>>7259019
you realize the tikka masala curry is of british origin right...?
>>7260581
where are the seeds then? did they hand pick those off the strawberries?
and don't say you can't see them anymore because they were pureed, please don't be that guy
>>7265313
Fine mesh strainer.
>>7260722
muh dick
>>7261617
they have waffles in Korea, pretty sure they made it over there too
>>7258906
i had my glasses off and throught it was raw meat on a roll
i was not sufficiently prepared for this horror
>>7260860
>it's Irish and Irish food is more or less the same as British
>>7261791
>I wonder why the mods allow shitposting threads like these to stay up yet anything about Americans is deleted instantly.
the same reason this place is flooded with fast food threads but anything about actual cooking is shitposted so much real discussion is pointless.
>>7264887
>mycophagist
Is that a restaurant occupation now? Like barista or sommelier or is it just a name for a mushroom scientists and magic mushroom enthusiasts?
>>7260696
Third class and it seems alright. Second and first must have been legit decadent
>>7261791
yeah this thread isn't bashing Americans at all
definitely none of that going on
>>7265530
>>7265484
Someone should speak to Hiroshimoot about getting some actual mods for this board.
>>7265720
This is a fuck Britain thread, is your persecution complex so powerful that a fuck Britain thread is an attack on America?
Seek professional help.
>>7260636
>masturbate over plain beef sirloin steak
I've never fully understood people who think sirloin is the bees knees. Sirloin is the stir fry and stroganoff cut, not the steak cut.
>>7265960
A nice prime sirloin makes an excellent steak.
It's usually what I get since it's about half the price of ribeye or ny strip. I reserve ribeye/strip/filet for special occasions.
>>7259044
Wow its still all boring shit.
>>7265964
I don't know where to find prime sirloin, but I'll keep that in mind. I buy steak when the price drops either because it's about to go out of date or somebody got a good buy on it. My local food lion had T-bones and porter houses for 5.99/lb so I picked up 4 of them, vacuum sealed and into the freezer they go along with the 4 strips that I picked up for 6.99/lb at Sam's club. I don't even give chuck eye the $6-7/lb they want for it and wait until it's marked to less than $5. I finally have power to my shed and my upright freezer, so I can really take advantage of good buys.
>>7265991
Just need to go to the butcher counter instead of getting the cheap plastic wrapped steaks. They keep the prime cuts at the counter, assuming you shop at a real supermarket that actually has a butcher counter instead of someplace like walmart that gets everything already packaged from a distributor.
Most of the stuff that's pre-wrapped in the coolers is all the choice and select cuts which are lower quality tiers than prime.
Prime sirloin is usually around $6-7/lb around here and prime ribeye/strip/filet goes for $14-20/lb
>>7258906
Rubbish bin material.
>>7258906
>British cuisine
>posts american picture.
I don't think Brits care about what Americans think, American cuisine is non existent and not a patch on anything from Europe.
I will go so far as to say that if Americans think British cuisine is bad, then it must be good. Looking at all the fast food threads proves that.
>>7258906
God I love potato waffles. That shit is so good.
>>7259044
#4 curry
#7 bacon sandwich
#9 ham
This is pretty sad shit
>>7266304
>I will go so far as to say that if Americans think British cuisine is bad, then it must be good. Looking at all the fast food threads proves that.
British food is so bad that they willingly import shitty American junk food restaurants.
>>7261791
Such a sensitive boy.
Can't handle the bantz "M8"?
>>7266420
Almost everything with a global brand or monopoly is American because Americans are good at war and marketing. Don't pretend your food isn't shit.
>>7259044
> giving America shit for not jumping immediately into WWII
Enjoy your sharia mandated rape gangs, bitch.
>>7266496
>changes subject and goes /pol/ tier
Butt-hurt much?
>>7260860
I thought the Irish weren't allowed to have food?
>>7261633
It's literally served that way in Denny's and any shit food joints I went to in America - thats a picture from Wimpys a shit fast food joint that's only at service stations on the motorway
>>7266545
hello reddit
>>7260701
I like Tikka Masala Curry and I love Yorkshire Puds, but there's no way i'd eat that abomination
>>7260741
>Very Peculiar
Indeed......as to why someone would buy this
>>7266377
These and Potato Smilies are God Tier school lunch material
>>7259140
Tries to compare British blue cheese to French blue cheese. Stop.
>>7266436
>Americans are good at war
Then how come you got btfo by the third-world sandpits that are Afghanistan and Iraq?
>>7265924
Jesus that buffet
>>7260671
i love ainsley but he is a joke of a chef
>>7260860
10/10 bait
>>7260720
gimme gimme gimme. its like someone combined the best foods into one pasty
>>7258906
>Full English Breakfast
>Ploughman's Lunch
>Spotted Dick
>Kippers
>Cockles
>Porridge
>Beef Wellington
>Pork pies
>Sunday Roast
>Black Pudding
>Lancashire Hotpot
>Welsh Rarebit
>Branston Pickle
>Toad In The Hole
>Worcestershire Sauce
>HP Sauce
>Crumpets
>Scotch Broth
>Marmalade
>Faggots
>Welsh lamb
>Cumberland sausages
>Marmite
>Shortbread
>Eaton Mess
>Cornish Pasty
>Haggis
>Scones
>Clotted Cream
>Shepherd's Pie
>Trifle
>A plethora of cakes, pies, crumbles, stews, and cheeses
>Ales/stouts/porters, gins, whiskies, ciders et cetera
Looks pretty good to me.
>>7258906
Is that raspberry sauce?
>>7265924
no iceberg lettuce?
>>7260860
It's true.
Name one delicacy that the Irish eat that the British don't? Bacon & cabbage and boiled potatoes?
When the IRA went home for dinner, they ate the same gammon & chips and baked beans like the British civilians they killed and maimed
>>7267150
Colcannon
Potato bread
Irish moss
If you were doing it the other way round then we'd quickly hit the word limit.
>>7266436
So your food, war, and marketing are all shit?
>>7260729
That looks really good.
>>7266436
>Almost everything with a global brand or monopoly is American because...
Because people are willing to buy American products they can afford.
If people weren't willing to eat McDonald's, or KFC over there, then they'd close. But they don't close, do they?
>>7265949
>>7265484
>>7261791
Brits are such whiny crybabies.
Can't handle the bantz and scream for the mods.
How sad.
Tally ho m8s
had beans and toast for the first time today, holy hell it's delicious
ended up having it for lunch as well, this time with a little bit of cheese ontop, why was i never told about how delicious this was.
>>7260711
vegetables
Yorkshire pudding always sounded and looked good to me.
English Breakfast always looked good to me too.
I had kind of a half assed one once when I bought some Heinz 57 Beans from my local grocery store's international foods section. They have a little British section in that aisle where they sell those beans. Made some of those, then a fried egg and some toast to go with it.
>>7268082
fucking hell lad that sounds shit. add some sausage and bacon at least, have some pride in your work. mushrooms, black pudding, grilled tomato and a hash brown too if you've got time. what are those potato cube things in your picture? they don't belong t b h
>>7268082
no sausage and bacon, no breakfast
>>7268102
>>7268136
I didn't take the fuck'n pic lads, found it off google
If I made it, it would have the things in that pic and more
>>7266807
British blue cheese is far superior.
>>7268153
what's happened to that sausage lad?
>>7268007
Scampi fries are delicious. The problem is if I eat them and touch my penis I can't tell which caused my fingers to smell
>>7268102
i'm guessing those are fried potatoes mate
