I add caesar dressing to almost everything as a sauce. burgers, chicken, steaks, french fries, salads, hashbrowsn, pizza, sandwiches, tamales, hot dogs, potato chips, baked potatoes, white rice. a heavy dose of caesar can make bad food good, and good food the best.
>>7256240
I'm not triggered. I'm just sad for you.
>>7256240
My brother's wife's son(not meming) does this with ranch.
He's hilariously obese.
Your my hero.
I put caesar dressing on everything too.
We should start our own board /caesar/.
I love you man.
http://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/caesar-salad-dressing-genius-uses-article
Just some out of the box ideas for caesar dressing
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/caesar-pasta-salad-recipe.html
I mean, I sperg out about caesar dressing a lot, but I do it for a reason. It's like a culinary secret weapon
>>7256264
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why is caesar dressing never even brought up on /ck/. It turns anything digestible into magic. fuck ranch, ketchup, and sriracha. CAESAR DRESSING.
>>7256286
>fuck ranch
this but I'm biased because i never really liked ranch. although when I was younger there was this pizza place with a solid ceasar dipping sauce i'd get slices at
At least it'd save space in your fridge. My fridge door has like 20 different sauces in it and when I take one out its a bit of a struggle trying to get it back into the the space it came out from.
Having so many sauce options also means that some get neglected and go out of date, with just one sauce bottle you could easily keep an inventory and stock rotation would be a breeze.
>>7256286
My friend.....
Do mo a rigatoni desu senpai
>>7256286
My friend......
Do mo a rigatoni desu senpai
My caesar brethren, which do you prefer? I slather pic related on everything. Has anyone made their own caesar dressing?
>>7256306
literally me at my house
same
but bbq sauce
If it's late and I'm depressed/fucked up I'll eat plain white rice with my fingers (or possibly slices of deli meat)
>>7257945
meh, bbq sauce can be good on certain things but it tends to be too forward tasting, its just like ketchup where it covers up flavors and makes them taste like ketchup. Caesar dressing is more subtle and enhances food instead of defining it.
>>7256240
I pretty much only cook vegan food.
Nothing to trigger /ck/ apart from adding MSG to things.
I can make stoners go apeshit though if I tell them the only reason I smoke is to make food taste better and to fap (I don't but I never get bored of the reaction).
I sometimes have ketchup with steak. Not always, but if I cook steak and chips with onion rings and mushrooms, then I use ketchup and mayo.
I used to put sugar in my peasoup, it's pretty good
nowadays I use minimal amounts of sugar though
>>7256264
pls be a girl
I do the same but with sweet baby rays
>>7258279
literally spicy sugar. gtfo
>>7258250
Srry bro I'm not, no homo
>>7257923
This my friend is what I prefer
>>7258279
Nah, cattlemens if your gonna bbq sauce
>>7259376
Can you only save thumbnails on an iphone?
I use cooking wine, it has the same flavor as wine, less alcohol
>>7256248
Silly Ja'Tarius, what will he do next?!
sometimes I'll just eat rice and hot sauce, not because I'm poor, but because I just can't think of something I'd rather have and need to eat something
>>7259798
I do shit like that when I'm too lazy to make anything more complex.
>>7259821
>>7259798
>>7259386
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It's the only pic I could find of the brand I like the most
>>7256248
You could just say nephew duder.
>>7256240
For me, it's garlic aoili.
>>7260140
How are you eating a house electro artist anon?
Has anyone here ever actually made homemade Ceasar dressing before? It takes like 5 minutes to make, and getting the storebought stuff gets rid of everything that actually makes Ceasar dressing tasty.
>>7260164
Yes I agree but I'm /out/ a bit and bringing the ingredients can be a pain
>>7258064
>ketchup with steak
How much ketchup are you consuming?
I use siracha frequently. that's about it. It's my way to make a bowl of rice less boring when i put off real cooking, or of raising shitty leftovers from the dead.
I enjoy coffee made in a Mr Coffee machine. The coffee itself is pre-ground Maxwell House coffee, and I drink it with sugar and non-dairy creamer.
My favorite Mexican food comes from Chipotle.
I don't see why people think others will go crazy when they find out they use salad dressing or BBQ sauce in "unintended" ways.
Most salad dressing is just mayonnaise with other spices, and most BBQ sauce is just ketchup with other spices. It's not that strange, really.
>>7256298
home made ranch is the tits
tastes even better on tits
>>7260139
>You could just say nephew
But he's not my nephew.
>>7261169
>I don't see why people think others will go crazy when they find out they use salad dressing or BBQ sauce in "unintended" ways.
Because it's almost always a sign the person doing so is either eating garbage tier food or is so used to eating garbage tier food that he's about to treat something better like it's garbage (which is even worse). That will make some folks go crazy.
But I get it. If my diet consisted of frozen pizza, nuggets and tater tots, with the only vegetables being iceberg lettuce, baby carrots and maybe salsa I'd reach for the ranch and BBQ sauce as well. On the other hand if you're eating freshly prepared food from good quality ingredients these things have little if any role to play in "improving" your food.
>>7262072
pretentious bitch
say that to my face faggot not online and see what happens
>>7262080
>Not eating garbage makes you pretentious
We live in totally different worlds, thank god.
I use non-stick for everything and I order my McDonalds burgers plain
I take a can of chili with beans and microwave it in a bowl and eat it with a little shredded cheddar on top.
>>7262153
also its Hormel chili
>>7261993
He's not your brother's son?
I eat food and also exist
>>7262072
>>7262113
You at exactly the self-righteous autist we though would be triggered by such things.
Thank you. You have made my venting SO much more enjoyable.
>>7262279
You're the one who seems triggered...
>>7262168
Nope.
I eat raw chicken fairly often, and raw frozen sea food.
>>7256240
I enjoy most nut milks more than actual milk. Not even vegan/vegetarian.
>>7256240
I cut it with bread crumbs
>>7261133
Hey that brew timer on Mr coffee makes getting up great since it's already brewed. Can't see eye to eye on maxwell house. At least folgers , he'll I'll take luzianne chicory coffee over maxwell house
I've lost 7 lbs already by mixing microwave veggies and cooked chicken breast and adding a drizzle of lite caesar dressing and Tabasco for lunch at work :D
>>7256240
I cook enough food at dinner to feed myself for lunch the next day. I don't refrigerate it. I just leave it in the pan. If it's warm outside I might cover it to prevent flies.
>>7260207
I dont eat much ketchup. Perhaps 1 meal every two weeks will have ketchup.
If I have ketchup with steak, its probably about a tablespoon, but most of that goes on the onion rings.
>>7256240
Ave, true to Caesar
