well?
Because I can cook. Also because I'm not retarded.
i dont even have a toaster, man, why the hell would i want any of that?
>>7254222
You could do just as well with a greased ramekin, and a toaster oven. And you'd get a lot more uses out of it, too.
How much does one of those cost? Toaster oven is $20 on Amazon.
because croissants, bagels, white bread, biscuits, wheat bread, sourdough bread, tortillas, are all better breads for a breakfast sandwich than that shit and they won't fit
>>7254222
Where does the top of the muffin cook? How does it not get egg on it?
>>7254240
it goes on top of the egg. they stay together and it pushes up against a plate on top that toasts it
>>7254222
A lot of reasons.
Only one side of each muffin is actually (barely) toasted.
The egg is never cooked fully.
The ham/porkroll/commadian bacon is only warmish around the edges, the center is always still cold.
The ham section isn't large enough to fit a superior sausage patty.
They're a bitch to clean.
They're from Hamilton Beach, so they probably break easily, are made from substandard material, and will start shorting out within one year.
>No one has posted alton brown yet
Thanks for reminding me that I have one somewhere packed away. Got it for Christmas two years ago, and held in laughter. Will have to pawn it off on someone when I remember.
Because Ja/ck/ actually liked it which means it must be complete and utter garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpqGfVzL64
what a stupid meme machine
>>7254598
>ham/porkroll/commadian baco
wtf
i hate this already and i am a FAN of cluttery kitchen crap
>>7254762
my god, he is so consistent. It blows me away. He is so incompetent.
>all that oil
>>7254963
>Ham
It's ham. It comes from a pig.
>Porkroll
It's like ham, but more processed. Still not too bad for a couple bucks.
>Commaidan bacon
Also ham, but comes from Communist Canada.
What was the difficult part?
unitasker shit. if you want a fast way to make breakfast sandwiches just make a bunch of egg and sausage patty's in advance and put them in your fridge. When you want a sandwich reheat the patties you need, throw a bagel in the toaster and add cheese. 2 minutes to prep and serve.
